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GYRAX Presents…

s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell

Episode 19: It's the Three Cloaked Girls! Insecurities Abound?

VILLAGE

TOKUNATSU SISTERS: Go to sleeeeeeeeeeeep --- go to sleeeeeeeeeeeep --- close your big bloodshot eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyes. La dee-dee dee, la dee-dah --- and I hope you don't waaaaaaaaake uuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

POOR PEOPLE: We're sleepy.

DARTH: Bluuuuurgh.

SCHERIS: Blurgh yourselves! (She kicks their asses.)

DARTH: Bluuuuurgh.

SCHERIS: So, you're gonna team up on a defenseless little girl like me, eh?

DARTH: Bluuuuurgh. (Translated: You just kicked our asses.)

KIGETSUKI: L1k3 s0m30n3 T0T4LLY n33ds t0 g3t 4n 4tt1tud3 4djustm3nt.

SCHERIS: And YOU need a dialect adjustment.

KIGETSUKI: Shut t3h h3ll up! 4nyw4ys, I w4s g01ng t0, l1k3, r3ve34l 4 pl3th0r4 0f cr4p p3rt41n1ng t0 4 p0w3r f4r 4b0v3 HOLY, 4lth0ugh 1t 1s h1ghly r3c0mm3nd3d th4t I d0n't.

SCHERIS: God, you're stupid.

TOKUNATSU SISTERS: BOOYAH!

SCHERIS: Booyah yourselves, bitches! ETERNAL DEVOTE MAXIMUM PAIN! BWAHAHAHA!

BANKA: Ouchies! I hate you!

SCHERIS: I know what power is because I've been with a REAL man.

BANKA: SLAPOW!

SCHERIS: OWWIE!

KIGETSUKI: If h3 1s S0 a r34l m4n, th3n why d0n't w3 pr0v3 1t? C4ll h1m.

SCHERIS: Fine! I'll call him. Ryuho. Ryuho. Where for art thou, Ryuho?

RYUHO: Here for I art!

MIMORI: Don't forget me!

SCHERIS: Why the hell are you here?

MIMORI: And many greetings to you too, condom-top.

KIGETSUKI: T3h wh0l3 c4st 0f s4d s4cks 1z h33r! K1LL!

DARTH: Bluuuuurgh. (Translated: Hello, Ryuho, my friend. Mind if i beat the snot out of you? Thanks a bunch!) (They kick his ass.)

SCHERIS: Oh noes! We're doomed!

KANAMI: And they gonna hurt the poor people!

BIG UGLY DUDE: HAMMER!

KANAMI: AND TIMMY'S BACK!

BIG UGLY DUDE: Blagghbrrlaghlagh Hammer!

KAZUMA: BOOYAH! (Deus ex machiuna to the rescue!)

KANAMI: YAAY! KAZU-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

KAZUMA: Dayamn! You got a set of pipes there, kid.

MIMORI: WOOHOO! MAGICAL COMEBACK TIME!

(They TURN the TABLES.)

KIGETSUKI: I T0T4LLY H4T3 J00 4LL! I H4V3 N0 CH01C3 BUT TO H4V3 T3H G1RLS 4CT1V4T3 "UGLY MODE"! 34T 1T, B1TCH3S!

(UGLY MODE ACTIVATE!)

(The three CLOAKED GIRLS combine to form --- one hell of an ugly plant thing.)

TOKUNATSU: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHR!

KAZUMA: Raaaaaaaaaaaahr yourself, stupid!

RYUHO: We must activateth SSJ mode!

(They both DO.)

KIGETSUKI: But, l1k3, l0 n b3h0ld! I g0tz h0st4g3z! D0 s0m3th1ng stup1d, n I'll T0T4LLY w41l 0n em w1t t3h p0w4h 0 h34t!

MIMORI: WAAAAAAAAAAH! My hair's all frizzy!

RYUHO: I am afraid I must backeth down from the battle!

KAZUMA: Pussy! (He charges at KIGETSUKI.)

KIGETSUKI: Shw44?

BLAMMO!

TOKUNATSU: WE'RE DEAD!

KIGETSUKI: DAMMIT! IS THAT IT?

TOKUNATSU: Sorry master. (The three cloaked girls VANISH.)

KIGETSUKI: I HATE EVERYONE! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ALONE IN THIS WORLD?

STRAIGHT: God, you're pathetic.

SCHERIS: Did I hear him right. He used NORMAL dialect!

KIGETSUKI: And for that! I'll come back and have my revenge!

HOLY HQ

KYOJI: Not if I have anything to do about it. Just let me breathe you in, ok? (He DOES.)

The End, Bee-yotches!

Next Time…

s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell

Episode 20: KANAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!