A/N: Well, as previously said in my other Fic, I said that I won't be updating much through the summer, probably not at all. So far, my summer has proved to be very hectic, and I'm already suffering minor Writer's Block. Anyway, I wish everyone a very Happy Canada Day and Happy Fourth of July (Coming up), and an awesome summer to you all! Look out for the upcoming chapter after the summer (or sooner :D).

((You can really tell I'm in Writer's Block with this chapter. :P))

OH, and before I forget—If any readers have any suggestions for another story, I'd be glad to read up and perhaps write it out:D Send in your suggestions, you'll get a cookie! (:

BUNNIES

The day was young, and the morning was fresh. All was good in the world of Wonderland. The sky was a clear, off-set blue, and the clouds drifted dreamily through the sky and over the gleam of the bright sun. Mazes of roses were watered and rabbit holes seemed to have been kept cleaner than usual as the day started cheery and bright.

Towards the foresting area, where large flowers of pink and yellow and large trees with heart-shaped fruits out grew the peach and apple trees, two figures dressed in the tightest flipping black spandex you will ever see or find, ran through, paintball guns in their arms and dark, black goggles covering their eyes. They could easily be determined as boys, well, you know why. One was taller than the other and more buff-looking as well. They stopped their running, looking at each other before nodding curtly and running off again.

Following the two boys, dressed in army coloured, and just as tight spandex, were two more figures. They took to the trees, jumping from branch to branch with relative ease. These two were short, and well, of the opposite gender. They wore green goggles, covering their eyes, and carried paintball guns as well, filled with bright pink paintballs. Just as the boys did, they stopped on one branch, looked at each other, and continued onwards.

The chase would soon end.

The two female figures jumped out of the trees and landed lightly behind the two boys, and their victims paused, turning around with guns hanging loosely at their sides. The silence, immediately, was broken when the two girls began firing the pink paint on the boys, and their screams echoed through the quiet atmosphere of the morning.

Far off in her chambers, the Queen awoke, "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" Falling asleep again like nothing happened.

"AHHHH! OW OW OW OW! WELTS! AHHH! MY CORNEAS!" cried the shorter one, "IT BURNS MY CORNEAS! I THINK MY RETINA IS DISLODGED FROM MY SOCKET! OH GOD OH GOD!"

The taller one, who was doubled over in pain, turned his head towards the shorter one.

"Dude, it's just paint," he said, straightening up and staring at the two girls before him. He pulled off his goggles, dropping his gun and revealing his icy eyes. He pulled off the material covering his head, and shook his hair freely. "I guess I can get out of this stuff?"

The two girls nodded, and well, Riku, pulled off the spandex and was fully clothed. Don't ask me how they managed to do this, they just did. He sighed, 'helping' Sora pull off his spandex and goggles. Sora looked more bruised, per say, than Riku. Every bit of arm and leg was covered in bruises, and there was a particularly nasty one above his eyebrow over his left eye. As soon as the tight cotton was off, he tumbled onto his back, and Riku sighed, looking at the girls.

"Teehee, we win again," one of them said, removing her goggles and pulling off the spandex with a simple flick of her wrist, revealing Kairi. The other girl also removed her spandex, fully clothed just as much as the other three, revealing Alice. She giggled as well.

"How does it feel to be schooled by girls," Alice stated, "two hundred and thirty nine times in a row?" She turned to receive a high-five from Kairi before looking at Riku and Sora expectantly.

Sora, now regaining himself, put his hands behind his head and a cocky grin spread across his face. He sighed as though thinking, and he opened one eye. "Well, Alice, if I'm not correct, it was two hundred and thirty eight times."

Riku shook his head, "Forget about it Sora."

Sora, looking put out, did as he was told. "What ever you say, mother," he said with a grin still on his face. Riku almost jumped at Sora, but remained with his arms crossed.

"Oh! I know! Let's go to the Mad Hatter's for tea!" Alice suggested, jumping on the balls of her feet. Kairi scratched her head, looking at the other two.

"Sounds good to me," she said while eyeing the boys. They nodded too, but only because they could see the fury in Kairi's eyes if they said no. They gulped and nodded again, looking far more eager, and Kairi smiled.

"I'm scared she didn't read her medication labels again," Sora said in an undertone.

"Maybe she-" Riku started, stopping himself and shaking his head.

"Well, let's go!" Alice said, not paying attention and beginning to walk away. Kairi followed after, and after much hesitation, the boys.

The walk was a silent one through the bushes and trees towards the area the group knew the Mad Hatter had his tea. Riku and Sora remained a few steps behind Kairi and Alice, who were leading the way. The walk didn't last fairly long, as they had been paintballing in the area anyway. In fact, it only took a few short minutes to reach the giant table in which tea would be served.

Though, the Mad Hatter wasn't there.

The table had been set, four large chintz chairs decorated in floral flannel and four, large mugs of steaming tea were set before each. The group looked at each other for a long moment, hesitant whether to sit down and enjoy their tea, or turn and walk away. Alice stepped forward at last and in a rather dainty way, sat at the closet chair and smoothed the creases in her blue dress. Kairi followed soon after, sitting across from her, leaving Riku and Sora standing at the foot of the large, stretched table.

"Well, don't be rude. Sit," Kairi demanded in a calm but fairly ordering tone. In no hurry, both boys sat down but did not touch their tea.

"Cheers," Kairi chimed gleefully, tipping her mug and sipping it.

"Bottoms up," Alice remarked with a grin, also sipping her mug. Sora and Riku did the same, but quietly as well.

Suddenly, something caught the attention of the simpleton, Sora. Hah. Sora the Simpleton. A small, furry green creature jumped out from the bush, its lithe ears twitching and a rather large carrot in its mouth. Obviously the thing was a rabbit, but… green?

As the other three immersed themselves in a conversation, Sora (the Simpleton) slipped off his chair and onto his knees and elbows. In a rather Army-like way, he began crawl under the table, past Riku and towards the little rabbit. Well, bunny. It was younger than a rabbit, and Sora, though as stupid and thick headed as he could get, knew that. He continued to crawl until he was of a good distance, to which he rolled the rest of the way and stopped to be within an inch from the small little bunny.

Upon closer inspection, the bunny had golden eyes and its fur was oddly tangled rather than groomed like most bunnies or rabbits Sora had come across. The little bunny seemed rather disgruntled, and not wanting to have a teenager have his tanned face stuck in its own.

"Aww, poor li'l guy," Sora stated in a coo, resting his chin in his hands as he stared at the bunny. He stood up, dusting off his pants and elbows. "Looks like you got yourself some STDs."

Now, how and why Sora said that, there was just no logic behind it whatsoever.

The bunny, looking as though it had just noticed Sora, looked rather offended. Its ears pressed themselves against its small head, and he dropped the carrot into his tiny forepaws, standing on his hind legs. Sora grinned down at the green bunny, looking fairly amused.

"Aww, did you come from the Circus? Did you lose your freaky family from which you came?" Questioned Sora in a tone that would resemble new parents to their newborn. Sickening, almost.

That was that. The bunny barred rather sharp looking teeth and its pupils constricted to mere slits in each golden iris. It straightened its back and held the large, plump looking carrot like a bazooka.

"You bitch!" it squealed in a high-pitched voice. It suddenly ran behind Sora, to which he remarked, "Awwww, he's playing!" and jumped up, pushing the carrot into his pants (After ripping them) and lodging the carrot into Sora's hindquarters.

Sora's eyes widened and he doubled over, watching the obviously angered bunny walk before him. "Oughhh, that's going to cause problems when I'm eighteen…" Sora coughed, reaching one hand to his ass in order to feel if it was still there or not.

"Bitch," the green bunny said again, giving the middle finger, er, digit, to Sora before hopping off. Not before kicking him in the shin and causing him to fall over on his side, however. So there Sora lay, on his side and holding his ass like the apocalypse was starting in his ass crack. He moaned a few times, eyes wide and face rather pale.

"Now, that was not a bunny…" he moaned in a slightly high-pitched voice. He turned his head painfully to the table.

"Um, guys, a little help," Sora pleaded, and the loud conversation taking place stopped as Kairi, Alice and Riku all looked around.

"Sora, what the fuck?" Riku remarked, "There's the leaf part of an carrot sticking out of your crack." Kairi and Alice nodded slowly, just watching and standing back, like they were afraid Sora was about to go off like a bomb.

"Thanks a lot for the observation, Doctor Obvious," Sora said in a mock voice, "YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!"

Riku sighed, moving around to Sora and grabbing his elbows, pulling him up despite the moans, shouts and cusses emitting from Sora. "Shut up, shut up," Riku demanded as he looked Sora up and down. "What the hell did you do?"

"I saw a bunny!" Sora said with cheer in his voice. "And it was GWEEN!"

"Green, Sora, your not three," Kairi said, looking stern. Sora nodded and looked at Riku.

"Is there a way to get it out?" He asked, looking rather nettled. I mean, wouldn't you be nettled if you had a green bunny lodge a carrot up your crack? I think so.

Riku sighed, nodding. "Lie down. We're pulling it out."

Sora, shocked more than ever, jumped around. "PULL IT OUT! Are you serious? It can hit a few things on the way out, you know!" He held his ass securely at this.

"Well, unless you want to go to a surgeon—"

"Okay!" Sora said without thinking, lying on his stomach and putting his face in the dirt.

"Alrighty then," Riku said, bending over and gripping the greenery of the carrot. "Three, two, one!"

With that, he tugged hard, and after a moment of Sora screaming and Riku screaming and cussing for him to shut up, the large carrot had come out. Riku let go of it instantly, sending it flying over the hedges and out of sight.

"YAY!" Sora squealed, standing up with the help of Kairi and Alice. "But oww."

Riku brushed off his shoulders and clapped his hands.

"Well, how'd you get into that?"

"I told a green bunny it had STDs…" Sora said slowly, looking to Alice. Alice giggled, then broke into pure laughter.

"He doesn't have STDs, he has AIDS," she managed to say through giggles, and the other three looked at each other for a moment.

"Okay, who's up for paintball?" Kairi asked.

"Me," the other three replied.

"Sora's not on my team though," Riku said slowly.

"Whatever you say, mother," Sora said in a cocky way, running away soon after, but Riku did not follow.

"Wait until we see his face when we say he got raped by a rabid bunny."