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It's PARODY TIME!

GYRAX Presents…

s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell

Episode 20: KANAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

INTRO

MIMORI: Guess what! It's practically another clip show!

KANAMI: HOO-RAH!

FLASHBACK

KANAMI: Hi! I'm Kanami!

KAZUMA: I'm Kazuma. No relation.

KANAMI: Kazu-kun!

KAZUMA: Where's Canti when I need him?

KANAMI: And thus, our fateful union hath started. So romantic.

KAZUMA: Not really, considering our age difference.

KANAMI: You're right. I don't like pedophiles, anyway.

HILLS, PRESENT DAY

KANAMI: Guess what time it is!

KAZUMA: Clip show time?

KANAMI: You're no fun.

KAZUMA: I don't even want to flash back to that ultra-l337 battle!

KANAMI: Too late, you already did.

KAZUMA: Oh, hell.

KANAMI: Did I ever tell you how Ryuho saved my life?

KAZUMA: So that's why you like him so much. Why don't you marry him?

KANAMI: I'm too young, dipwad. Let us just change the subject. Remember that dude I always dreamed of?

KAZUMA (to HIMSELF): She knows that's me, right?

GYRAX: Dream, dream, dream...

KAZUMA: Want to see clips of me vs. Ryuho?

KANAMI: Sure!

GYRAX: Well, get some popcorn and snowcaps! The show's already started!

KANAMI: I wish we could all get along.

KAZUMA: Well, that don't work that way, sister.

CABIN

SCHERIS: Let's all have a crap-boring discussion, all the while uttering the name that makes men cry.

RYUHO: Kyoji Mujo --- the Mary Sue.

MEN: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

FLASHBACK

NATIVE ALTER 1: Watch me do this cheap interpretive dance!

NATIVE ALTER 2: Dude, I'm totally stoned right now.

PRESENT

STRAIGHT: That was wierd.

RYUHO: I'm outta here before anything else happens.

HILLS

KAZUMA: Great job, Ryuho. I caught the crap-boring syndrome, thanks to you!

SCHERIS & MIMORI: Same here.

SCHERIS: Just because I'm around him doesn't mean I'm close. You think Ryuho's gay?

MIMORI: Best theory I could come up with. He did turn down two beautiful girls.

SCHERIS: Yeeeeerp!

SOMEWHERE ELSE

GYRAX: More clips!

KAZUMA & RYUHO: NO MORE CLIPS!

GYRAX: Dayamn! No need to shout! I'm sensitive!

KAZUMA & RYUHO: What is this feeling inside me? I feel it whenever I see him!

MIMORI: Naked aggression covering up deeply hidden affections. EVIDENCE!

SCHERIS: OO-RAH!

BIG UGLY DUDE: HAMMER!

SCHERIS: Great! Timmy's Back!

BIG UGLY DUDE: Blagghbrrlaghlagh Hammer!

KAZUMA & RYUHO: AND THE DOUCHEBAG HAS KANAMI!

BIG UGLY DUDE: HAMMER! I'm gone! (He LEAVES.)

KAZUMA & RYUHO: I hate you, you big meanie!

The End, Bee-yotches!

Next Time…

s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell

Episode 21: The HOLY Eye Just Ain't That Holy