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GYRAX Presents…

s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell

Episode 21: The HOLY Eye Just Ain't That Holy.

INTRO

SCHERIS: EVEN A F---ING SATILLITE GET'S ITS OWN GODDAMN EPISODE! I'M GONNA FREAK OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

VILLAGE

ASUKA: I AM JESUS!

MIMORI: That you are.

MEANWHILE

KAZUMA: I'm gonna kick some ass. Kick some ass. Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick some ass.

STRAIGHT: NONE SHALL PASS! (KAPOW!)

RYUHO: I shalt make Mujo my bitch!

STRAIGHT: NONE SHALL PASS! (KAPOW!) Besides, we need to actually think. You know, using your brain in a productive manner.

HOLY HQ

ZIGMAR: Here's yet even more of me being boring.

URIZANE: And here's me being militant! DEATH TO THE MARY SUE!

ZIGMAR: Someone needs some Ritalin. I think I took too much.

MEANWHILE

MUJO: I am in control now, bitches! PH33R MY AUTHORITA!

BIG UGLY DUDE: Hammer!

VILLAGE

MIMORI: Life sucks.

SCHERIS: Tell me about it.

ASUKA: Being Jesus really wears you down a bit.

STRAIGHT: I could've really used your help in stopping these morons, Jesus.

HOLY HQ

URIZANE: DEATH TO THE MARY SUE!

ILYON: I would be joining you, but I'm currently incapacitated.

ZIGMAR: Well, Ziech Zeon to you.

URIZANE: HOO-RAH!

VILLAGE

MIMORI: I'm alone with Ryuho. Now's my chance!

RYUHO?

MIMORI: Ryuho. Do you love me?

RYUHO: Hell, why not?

MIMORI: HOO-FRICKIN-RAH! As a gift of appreciation, I'll give you this uniform.

RYUHO: Wow --- thanks.

MEANWHILE

STRAIGHT: PH33R T3H PEOPLE'S SUBMISSION HOLD

KAZUMA: I FRICKIN HATE YOU!

SCHERIS: I guess those two were meant to be together. That's okay, because I fel good, now the the sun is shining some extra light on me. I need sunglasses.

EXPLOSION: BLAMMO!

MUJO: Testing. 1, 2, 23. Okay. Thjis is Kyoji Mujo, resident Mary Sue, live from some house, communicating via the missile I just shot at you.

KAZUMA: If you wanted to talk to us so badly, you shouldn't have shot a missile at us.

STRAIGHT: He has a point.

MUJO: Well, now that Barney and friends have arrived, allow me to bring the news to Ryuho: I OWN YOU! YOU'RE DADDY'S DEAD! BOW DOWN AND PH33R MY AUTHORITA!

RYUHO: NEVER!

MIMORI: YEAH!

SCHERIS: WALL-TO-WALL CLICHES!

MUJO: Ah well. It was fun trying, Now I'll have to blow you all to smithereens with a kickass satellite in outer space.

HOLY EYE: I'm the satillite! Ph33r me! I'm the satellite! (It OPENS FIRE.)

KAZUMA AND RYUHO: SUPER SAIYAN MODE! ACTIVATE!

KAZUMA: LET'S FLY TO THAT SATELLITE AND KICK IT'S ASS!

RYUHO: FLY ME TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

(They take off.)

MUJO: God, they're stupid. Time to carpe diem! (He heads off.)

KAZUMA AND RYUHO: DESTROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!

HOLY EYE: ...crap!

EXPLOSION: BLAMMO

MAGIC GATE

MUJO: I'm here, now what.

MYSTERIOUS ALTER: Many greetins, oh living cliche.

MUJO: Hey, yourself. NOW FUSE WITH ME! (MAGIC FUSION commences. Then, he magically teleports to HOLY HQ.) Now, time to make this a climax of a Disney film in the making. (HOYL HQ becomes contorted with EVIL!)

MEANWHILE

KAZUMA: Space wasn't all that great.

RYUHO: I liked the view, though.

(They LAND on the ground in a MAGICAL WAY.)

KAZUMA: Why do I feel like I'm at the final battle in Aladdin?

RYUHO: Let us eliminate the Mary Sue!

KAZUMA: And rescue Kanami!

RYUHO: And let's meaninglessly bicker along the way!

KAZUMA: SWEET! I LOVE BICKERING!

The End, Bee-yotches!

Next Time…

s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell

Episode 22: Martin Zigmar - "This May Be the Last of Me Being Boring"