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It's PARODY TIME!

GYRAX Presents…

s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell

Episode 23: Condom Top Scheris

INTRO

SCHERIS: FINALLY! MY OWN EPISODE!

MIMORI: This one will turn out to be pretty lame, too.

SCHERIS: You love to reign in on people's parades, don't you bitch?

HOLY HQ

STRAIGHT: At last! My fantasy date!

MIMORI: Date?

STRAIGHT: Play along.

MIMORI: Ok.

MUJO: And here comes the Date Crasher! (Starring Owen Wilson.)

STRAIGHT: You get the hell out of here, MIMORI!

MIMORI: Cool! You finally got my name right! That means you're going to die, right?

STRAIGHT: Yup.

MUJO: I am Kyoji Mujo, and I AM GOD! (He KILLS STRAIGHT.)

MIMORI: You suck, but I gotta go. (She LEAVES.)

LATER

MUJO: Let's make a ruckus! (He MAKES A RUCKUS.)

RYUHO: Oh sh--!

MYSTERIOUS ALTER: Surprise! Please excuseth me! I needeth to kicketh your asseth now! (He DOES.)

RYUHO: You suck!

SCHERIS: I barely make an appearance here. How the hell was this supposed to be my episode? Oh crap! Ryuho's gonna die! Time to make a miracle!

MUJO: Miracle on 34th Street...

MEANWHILE

MIMORI: Let's make a ruckus! (She DOES.)

MUJO: I hate you and your complete disregard for private property!

MIMORI: Suck it!

SCHERIS: Time for my magic kiss!

MIMORI: Wait. SHE KISSES HIM?

SCHERIS:Yup. HEY! I'M DISAPPEARING! THIS IS TOTALLY LAME-O! (She DIES.)

RYUHO revives: Wow. That totally sucks! Mujo's soooooooooooooooooooo gonna die!

KAUZMA: Hey. I got a brilliant idea! Why don't you cry for her? It's emascualting. You'll love it! (Plus it'll win her over. Girls like girly men. The Yaoi fanbases prove it.)

RYUHO: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

MUJO: Our actor's budjet was practically wated on this episode.

MIMORI: There's such thing as an actor's budget?

MUJO: DO NOT QUESTION GOD!

MIMORI: Whatever...

The End, Bee-yotches!

Next Time…

s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell

Episode 24: F.I.S.T.!