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s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell
Episode 25: The Angry Natives
INTRO
KAZUMA: SHUT-UP!
RYUHO: YOU SHUT-UP!
KAZUMA: YOU SHUT-UP!
RYUHO: YOU SHUT-UP!
KAZUMA: YOU SHUT-UP!
RYUHO: YOU SHUT-UP!
ASUKA: YOU SHUT-UP!
KAZUMA and RYUHO: YOU SHUT-UP!
ASUKA: All right! I'll shut-up! Geez!
LATER AT ASUKA'S OH-SO-LAVISH ESTATE
ASUKA: Well, we did something heroic, but Mujo had ties to the mainland, and by destroying him, he all screwed ourselves.
MIMORI: You don't watch much television, do you? This is an action show; we'll pull through somehow. Not doing so is against the genre's regulations. Now why don't we talk about how great Ryuho and Kazuma are --- again.
ASUKA: Sure thing.
LATER
KANAMI: Will Kazu-kun ever return?
MIMORI: I'm pretty sure he will.
KANAMI: Really?
MIMORI: Well, I don't know, but I need to make you happy. A happy girl is a healthy one. Besides, clinical depression can lead to some serious illnesses, and I don't want to see you sick again.
KANAMI: Thank you for you infinite wisdom.
MIMORI: Infinite?
KANAMI: Well, I need to make you feel good, right. A happy girl's a healthy girl.
MIMORI: You learn fast.
AIRPORT
KAZUMA: Yo lackeys! Have you read any books by George Orwell?
MAINLAND GUY: I read Animal Farm, but what does that have to do with -
BLAMMO!
RYUHO: You can say that we're reenacting it, bitches! (Save the other half.)
MEANWHILE
ILYON: Those watermelons are Mutsumi's, aren't they?
URIZANE: Well --- three of them are --- Oh $#! Time for planting!
(And the people of the Lost Ground became independent and rebuilt the place themselves. Of course, you knew this was going to happen, because you have faith in the COMMON ACTION SERIES.)
IN THE MEANTIME
MIMORI: See? What did I tell you? I knew we'd make a comeback, just like in every other series.
ASUKA: I hear ya. Oh, can you get some stuff from me in the car?
MIMORI: Sure thing. (She leaves.)
KANAMI: Well, I'm outta here. (She leaves.)
RYUHO: Glad to see you Mimori, but I gotta leave in a second to some big-ass battle against the mainland, so I just wanted to say hi.
MIMORI: Why, though? You know if I saw you leave, I'd freak out!
RYUHO: Actually, I totally forgot.
LATER
KANAMI: We're in a scaringly similar scene ourselves, right Kazu-kun?
KAZUMA: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
LATER ON
KAZUMA: I'll take care of them.
RYUHO: I'll take care of them!
KAZUMA: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM!
RYUHO: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM!
(Then they see a MASSIVE ARMY.)
KAZUMA and RYUHO: Hell, we'll both take care of them. (And off they go into a BIG-ASS BATTLE. There are MANY EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!)
BLAMMO!
BOOM!
BIG BOOM!
KA-FSCKING-BLOOEY!
KAZUMA and RYUHO: LONG LIVE ANIMAL FARM!
All night looooong! (All niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...)
AT NIGHT IN SOME BEDROOM
MIMORI: You think they'll ever come back?
KANAMI: And you said something about the COMMON ACTION SERIES, right?
MIMORI: ...
KANAMI: Dude! They're invincible! The only things that can stop them are each other.
MEANWHILE
KAZUMA: Hey! We have a score to settle! LET'S FIGHT!
RYUHO: LET'S!
MEANWHILE
KANAMI: GOD, THEY'RE STUPID!
IN THE MEANTIME
ILYON: Looks like someone's catching on. Wait! They're gonna fight? AWW $#!
The End, Bee-yotches!
Next Time…
s-CRYING-ed: In a Nutshell
Episode 26: Row, Row, Row your Boat, Gently Down the Stream. Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Life is but a Dream.