Chapter 2 is here!
"Noodle, come here," Russel kindly said when they reached her room. She was on her bed, crying her eyes out. Russel walked over to her. He hugged the small girl and tried to comfort her. Meanwhile Murdoc just sat there, blabbering away.
"And the Easter Bunny ain't real, and the tooth fairy, and the spam elf….."
"The spam elf?" Russel questioned.
"Don't ask," Murdoc mumbled, and continued to list non-real things. Russel glared at him."Why are you staring at me like that? OH NO! YOU'RE GONNA EAT ME!" Murdoc shouted and ran out of Noodle's room.
After at least two hours of unsuccessful attempts to cheer up the poor hope crushed girl, Russel stomped into the living room.
"MURDOC!" Russel yelled to the Satanist lounging on the filthy red couch. He immediately began to shout ,"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!" he glared at Murdoc, expecting an answer."Well?" He snapped.
"Move out from in front of the T.V. I'm trying to watch my show, and you're blocking the ENTIRE screen," Murdoc grumbled.
"THAT'S IT!You remind me SO much of a guy off a show I used to watch !" Russel shouted, angrily throwing his tubby fists in the air.
"Who?" Murdoc asked.
"Scrooge!" Just then a plan slowly unfolded in Russel's mind. A plan that would change the Satanist for the rest of his life.
-4:00 A.M-
Noodle still hadn't left her room, Russel was telling 2D about his master plan, and Murdoc was asleep.
"All I need is a time machine. Some nerd will probably own one," Russel explained. Then he left to find a time machine yielding nerd.
-12:00 P.M.-
Russel, 2D, and Murdoc were in the living room. 2D and Murdoc were arguing.
WHERE DID YOU PUT IT!" Murdoc spat.
"I haven't seen that guitar in days!" 2D defended. Murdoc knocked the idiot to the ground and jabbed the heel of his boot into 2D's stomach. 2D winced in pain." I PROMISE!" 2D shouted. Murdoc only stepped down harder.
" Now tell me where it is," Murdoc hissed.
"I DON'T KNOW!" 2D whimpered. Murdoc still stepped down even harder.
"HE SAID HE DIDN'T KNOW MURDOC-SANUMA!" A voice shrieked, making Murdoc turn, giving 2D enough time to run. Noodle stood in the doorway. Her eyes blood shot and her face tear stained. Murdoc stared at her. Noodle turned and ran out. Murdoc could still hear her shout one last thing. " You used to be my oniisan, but now you're a JERK!"
-11:00 P.M. Christmas eve-
Murdoc stepped into his Winnebago. The first thing he saw was his guitar, propped up against the dirty old couch." Wow, Dullard din't lie," he thought. Then he walked into his 'bedroom' and lay down on his filthy 'bed' falling asleep immediately.
SOON the real story will come!