YAY! THE FINAL CHAPTER!
-Christmas morning-
Murdoc woke up, sleepily, he turned to face his alam clock 9:00.
"It was all a dream," he thought. Then he stood up. He knew what he had to do next.
-Meanwhile in the living room-
2D, Noodle, and Russel sat around the living room. Wrapping paper was scattered across the floor. Noodle playing with the new toys she had received from her friends, 2D trying to work the new digital camera he had been given, and Russel sat on the couch, trying to fit his new hat onto his bald head. Each one of them knew their plan had worked, and a certain Satanist would enter at any moment. Just then, a crash was heard as Murdoc kicked down the door. He was wearing a Santa Claus hat, along with his no shirt and blue jean combo.
"Merry Xmas!" He shouted, as he tossed a huge sack in front of him. He reached in and took out two colorfully wrapped presents. One was a megaphone with a red bow tied around the middle. He handed this to 2D, who smiled and accepted it. The other present was a shiny new red Less Paul with a green bow tied to it. He handed this to Noodle, she hugged him kindly and thanked him. Then Murdoc turned and left. When he returned, he dragged a new drum set with him for Russel. 2D, Noodle, and Russel exchanged glances. 2D held out a blindfold. He placed it over Murdoc's eyes, and they lead him to the front yard. When they got there, 2D untied it, reveling a brand new jeep. A bow was placed thoughtfully on the hood. Murdoc stared at the jeep, to surprised for words.
"Thank you!" he finally blurted out. After a while of Murdoc testing out his new present, they headed inside. On the way in, Murdoc stuck out hi leg, causing 2D to fall. Murdoc gazed down at him and smiled kindly, " I guess old habits die hard."
This turned out to be the best Christmas ever, and for those of you are wondering how this story got its title this is why, somewhere in a distant galaxy, a monk got his way.
-The End-