The True Maturity Level of Yami and Bakura

What do you know? I got a story up for once. This is just a one shot on how I see Yami's and Bakura's maturity levels at times.

Yami: What is that supposed to mean?

Me: Nothing much. Why do you ask?

Yami: I want to know how you see me.

Me: Read the story. You'll find out.

Disclaimer: Don't own Yugioh. If I did it wouldn't be made for young kids.

Just another normal day of living with three crazy yamis. Yugi sighed as Yami and Bakura began to fight yet again. Ryou sighed as well.

"Will they ever get along Yugi?" Ryou asked.

"Doubt it. If they did I think Hell would freeze over," Yugi replied, not taking his eyes off of the game he was playing.

"Baka Pharaoh," Bakura yelled.

"Idiot Tomb Robber," Yami yelled back.

"Mr. Know-it-all."

"Where did that come from?"

"Your ass."

"Oh. Then I suppose that Ra really does shine from my ass as you have said before."

"I never said that baka."

"Yes you did."

"When?"

"Yesterday, at the park."

"Whatever. Ra would be afraid to shine out of your ass."

"It couldn't get out of yours."

"Why you little…" A loud smack followed.

"OWW, you bastard!"

"I aim to please."

"Do you say that to Ryou every night just before you"

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT FINISHING THAT PHARAOH!"

"Why? You started it." A pause followed. "Start with him?"

"Damnit Pharaoh, I told you not to finish that sentence."

"Too bad, I did. Do you think he enjoys it?"

"As a matter of fact he does. What does Yugi say when you take him?"

"THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, BAKA."

"You started it when you brought Ryou into this conversation!"

"Hey! Leave me and Yugi out of it!" Ryou yelled. Yami and Bakura looked over at Yugi and Ryou. Yugi looked ticked, but Ryou was pissed.

"Gomen Ryou," Yami said bowing his head. Bakura snorted.

"You're forgiven Yami. As for you Bakura, you get to wash the dishes, do the laundry, and," Ryou paused as Yugi whispered something into his ear. "And I will take away your game boy for a week." He smirked as Yugi and Yami laughed.

"NOOOOOO! Not that Ryou, anything but that," Bakura begged. Yugi and Yami laughed harder at the sight of the oh-so-mighty Tomb Robber groveling at his hikari's feet.

Just goes to show, when your crazy yami misbehaves, take away his or her game boy.

Wellhope you liked it.

Yami:I did.

Yugi: Me too.

Bakura: I didn't. I would send you to the Shadow Realm, except that Ryou thinks that I need to take more responsibility for my actions and words.

Ryou: Well, you never learn.

Bakura: I shouldn't have to. I'm 5000 years old for Ra's sake.

Me: That's why you're what one of my friends calls "An Old Fart." Read and review please.