The True Maturity Level of Yami and Bakura
Yeah, I changed it. I got a few reviews asking for more so I complied.
Yami: Do you like to pick on me?
Me: Why yes I do Yami, why do you ask?
Yami: It seems like I'm in all of your stories.
Me: Well, you're the main character. And you're not in all of my stories yet.
Bakura: Nah, she's just being nice now. When Marik and I are done she'll be as evil as we are.
Marik: Right.
Disclaimer: I don't own it. If I did then Bakura and Marik would be tied up in my room.
Note: Marik is the yami in all of my stories. This is no exception.
Chapter Two. Marik and Yami
One week after Bakura lost his gameboy and was stuck with the chores, Yugi, Ryou, and Malik decided to meet at the park. Malik and Marik were the first ones there so they waited by the fountain.
"Hikari, I'm bored," Marik complained.
"Well there's nothing I can do about that," Malik said. "Hey, look there's Ryou and Yugi. RYOU, YUGI, OVER HERE!"
"Hey Malik. Why did you want to meet here today?" Yugi asked as he walked up. Yami was behind him glaring at Marik. After all he still didn't trust him after Battle City.
"No reason. I just wanted to get Marik out of the house before Isis kills him. Why did Yami come?"
"I was bored," Yami said.
"I bet you weren't bored last night Pharaoh," Bakura cut in smirking.
"If you start that again Bakura, you'll lose more then your gameboy this time," Ryou threatened.
"Yes hikari," Bakura muttered.
"What do you mean Bakura?" Marik asked curiously.
"Nothing Tomb Keeper," Yami spat.
"Shut it Pharaoh. Bakura if you please," Marik said.
"It isn't any of your business Marik," Yami growled.
"I SAID SHUT IT. DAMNIT PHARAOH DO YOU HAVE A WAX BUILDUP IN YOUR EARS OR WHAT?" Marik yelled.
"DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP ASSHOLE. I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WHERE I WANT, HOW I WANT, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT," Yami yelled back. People were beginning to look at them and walk away as fast as possible.
"WELL I WANT TO KNOW WHAT BAKURA MEANT. IF YOU WOULD JUST LET HIM TALK, I WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!"
"WELL MAYBE I DON'T WANT MY SEX LIFE REVEALED TO YOU!" Yami realized what he had just said and slammed his hand over his mouth, as his eyes widened. He looked at Yugi, blushing bright red.
"Ohhhh, so that's what he was talking about," Marik said. "What did you do?"
"NONE OF YOUR RA DAMNED BUSINESS TOMB KEEPER!" Yami shouted angrily.
"You did something. What did he do Yugi? Do you senseless?" Marik smirked evilly.
"I'm not going to answer that," Yugi said turning red.
"Well, that answers my question."
"Shut up Marik. You have been nothing but trouble today. When we get back to the house you aren't allowed to use anything electronical and you're sleeping on the couch," Malik said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE NO, I'LL DO ANYTHING! ANYTHING!" Marik cried falling to his knees and attempting to imitate Mokuba's puppy dog eyes. But on Marik, it just looked stupid.
"My mind is made up," Malik said grabbing Marik's ear and dragging him off.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow," Marik could be heard as he was dragged away. Yami was still red.
Yugi turned to Yami. "And for revealing our supposed-to-be-private life, Yami, you get to sleep in the basement, and no more Twinkies for a month."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY TWINKIES! PLEASE DON'T TAKE THE TWINKIES!" Yami cried begging. "My love, my aibou, my perfect angel, please don't take the Twinkies. I love you my precious, more than anything but PLEASE, I'm begging you, PLEASE don't take the Twinkies."
Yugi smirked. "That's not going to work Yami. You can beg and plead all you want, but your not getting Twinkies for a month. You may, however, continue to blow steam up my ass, as I'm rather enjoying it."
Ryou giggled at this. "Well we've got to go. I'll see you two later. Come on Bakura."
"I'm coming," Bakura said. "Hey, Ryou, when do I get my gameboy back?"
Hah! I'm sooooo evil. You can't beat that for being evil with much.
Bakura: No kidding. Even I'm not that evil.
Yami: I wouldn't do that.
Me: I know you wouldn't. But I'm the authoress and what I say goes here.
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