The True Level of Yami and Bakura

/Hikari and Tenshi arguing by the computer/Ryou and Bakura busy in living room/Yami and Yugi bored as hell/Marik and Malik busy in Hikari's room right behind her/

Hi everyone. This is Hikari and I typed this up at 3:54 am. Pretty early but I got all of my sleep. Marik, Malik, keep it down will you? I'm trying to write.

Tenshi: Turn that damn music off. You know I hate this song.

Yes well I like it and you're off topic. Sorry, we're listening to Angels.

Tenshi: Play Powerless next Hikari.

Okay! I love that one! Anyway here's the next chapter. Disclaimer please, someone.

Yami and Yugi: Hikari owns Yugioh in her dreams. If she owned it in reality we'd be in trouble.

Don't you know it. Enjoy the tale of psychos.

Chapter Four Marik and Bakura

Marik, Malik, Bakura, Ryou, Yami, and Yugi had met at the park under the sakura trees for a short time. The lights wanted to duel and the darks… well they wanted to be entertained.

"Hey Marik did you get the newest issue?" Bakura asked.

"Yes I did. did you Bakura?" Marik replied.

"Yeah. What did you think?"

"I ordered one."

"Hey me too! Mine came in today. Ryou wasn't pleased."

"Malik wasn't either. Did you bring it?"

"Yes." They pulled out their new toys. "Hey mine looks bigger then yours."

"Trick of the light Bakura. Mine is definitely bigger."

"No mine is. It's longer then yours."

"Length isn't everything Bakura. It's how you use it that counts."

"Nah. Width is everything. The wider the fuller if you ask me."

"Mine is still bigger in length and width."

"No it fucking isn't Marik. Mine is far larger then yours." People were staring and backing away from the two yamis. Parents were covering their children's eyes so they wouldn't see anything bad.

"Mine is bigger then yours and I can prove it." Marik pulled his out. "See? It's bigger then yours."

"How would you know?" Bakura said pulling his out. "Mine is far larger."

"No it isn't."

"Yes it is."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes." Soon they started yelling.

"NO."

"YES."

"NO."

"NO."

"YES AND THAT IS FINAL!" Marik blinked. "That was cheating you cheap thief."

"That was low you psycho," Bakura countered.

The hikaris cut in right then. "Oh shut up," Malik said as he walked up and took out a measuring tape. He measured Bakura's and Marik's toys. "Bakura's is bigger by far."

"Hikari you're supposed to be on my side," Marik whined.

"Well I would be if yours was longer and wider. It isn't larger then Bakura's is."

HA! MY FLAMETHROWER WAS BIGGER!" Bakura yelled with glee.

Well that's it for today. It is now 4:21 am and I'm not tired.

Tenshi: I can make you tired.

0.o I don't go that way yami, sorry.

Tenshi: Damn it Hikari I was referring to your Lunesta.

Oh. Well in that case nope. I can't take a double dose in twelve hours.

Tenshi: damn hikaris think they know everything. /Continues to mutter./

… Feed me? Please?