The Summer Disaster II


A/N: WELCOME BACK!!!! Here is The Summer Disaster 2! I hope you enjoy it! It will be just as fluff filled and funny as the first so read on my friends!

Disclaimer:

Author: Me no own Inu Yasha. Okay peoples you may remember Linde Aiwe from the last Summer Disaster......she's in this one too....just a little warning grins evilly. Okay I OWN Linde Aiwe. Capiche? I DO NOT YOU HEAR ME DO NOT OWN Inu Yasha. Although one day I shall own Sesshy!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Lawyer: Actually you'll get sued again.

Author: NOOOOOO!!!! OKAY I DON'T OWN FLUFFY!!!! I CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER LAWSUIT!!!!!

Chapter 1: The Big Boom

BOOM!!! A few moments later, a lot of smoke seemed to dissipate. In the midst of things, Linde was sitting on the ground sipping at what appeared to be a cup of tea (okay if you don't know what's been going on, I'll be kind enough to fill you in. Sesshomaru and Inu Yasha got in a fight again, not over Tetsusaiga, and then Inu Yasha was about to use the Wind Scar on Sesshy and none other than Linde decided to pop up and her shield blocked the Wind Scar saving both her and Sesshomaru, capiche?).

"What the hell are you doing?" Sesshomaru yelled angrily at Linde who was still sitting on the ground.
"Drinking tea what else." Linde replied.
"Sesshomaru there are young ears present." Sango snapped.
"Oh, sorry," Sesshomaru apologized, "don't repeat that."
"They better not Sesshomaru, or you are going to pay." Inu Yasha threatened.
"And what exactly are you going to do?" Sesshomaru asked.
"I don't know." Inu Yasha replied.
"Why do I have to have an idiot for a half-brother?" Sesshomaru asked.

Linde was still sitting on the ground sipping tea on the edge of a crater thanks to Inu Yasha. She stood up and walked all the way around the crater to where Inu Yasha was standing.

"Inu Yasha where's Kagome?" Linde asked.
"She went home." Miroku answered for him.
"I wasn't asking you, you pervert." Linde retorted.
"I wonder why?" Sango said sarcastically.
"Kikyo." Shippou replied.
"I knew that," Sango snapped. "It was sarcasm."

"Linde you look different." Miroku stated.
"Oh so the lecher is the first one to notice. How sad." Linde said dismally (it's true though).

Of course Linde still had her long hair, yet she wasn't dressed like a normal Japanese person. She was now in what looked like a Mandarin dress except it had bell sleeves and a v-neck. It was cut off at the knees. The front had red ribbon crisscrossing across it. A black sash was bound around her waist with her knife hanging from it. Underneath the top part was a pair of black capris that also had black ribbon crisscrossing down the sides. She was also carrying a leather satchel. Her quiver of arrows was on her back as usual and she still had her staff.

"As for you, Inu Yasha." Linde muttered grinning evilly.

BASH!

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" Inu Yasha yelled.
"Now look who's swearing." Sesshomaru said laughing at him.
"Inu Yasha!" Miroku yelled helping Sango cover Rin and Shippou's ears.
"Oh shut up Sesshomaru, do we need to start another fight flufferu." Inu Yasha insulted.

Sesshomaru got really, really angry was about to beat the crap out of Inu Yasha if Linde hadn't pushed them apart.

"Okay stop!" Linde ordered.
"Let me at him!" Inu Yasha yelled.
"I don't think you two need to get in another fight!" Linde shrieked trying very hard to keep them apart.
"Could you not call me that puppy!" Sesshomaru yelled.
"PUPPY!" Inu Yasha repeated.
"STOP!!!" Linde yelled.

Sesshomaru and Inu Yasha didn't even listen.

"YES YOU'RE A PUPPY!!" Sesshomaru yelled.
"STOP IT NOW!!!" Linde screamed finally getting their attention.

Linde finally put her arms down. She shot them both evil glares. Sesshomaru returned the glare as Linde turned around and faced Inu Yasha with a very evil look on her face. BASH! BASH!!

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" Inu Yasha yelled.
"Inu Yasha!" Miroku yelled.
"There are young ears present Inu Yasha." Sango lectured.
"I know I know, I've already heard that thanks to flufferu here." Inu Yasha replied.
"At least I wasn't the one swearing this time, puppy." Sesshomaru retorted.
"Don't start fighting again." Linde muttered looking evil.
"Anyways what was that for?" Inu Yasha asked Linde.

"One, for trying to kill me, two, for trying to crush me in your little....ah.....brotherly love there." Linde replied angrily.

"We hate each other." Sesshomaru corrected her.
"I know that," Linde said to him. "I know that. I was using sarcasm. It's very, very obvious."

Sango and Miroku sweatdropped.

"Is it just me or are they already getting along?" Sango asked.
"I think it isn't you." Miroku replied putting his arm around Sango's shoulders.

Inu Yasha, Sesshomaru, and Linde's heads immediately turned in their direction. Sango immediately went bright red.

"Miroku get your hands off of me." Sango muttered to him.
"But why?" Miroku asked.
"HENTAI!!" Sango screamed smacking him in the face.

Inu Yasha, Sesshomaru, and Linde sweatdropped.

"They're at it again." Sesshomaru said.
"I think they like each other." Inu Yasha muttered.
"They probably do." Linde said.
"If you say they probably do, they do." Inu Yasha agreed.

They all sweatdropped.

A/N: So my little pets how did you like the first chapper? MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU MUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPPER THAT YOU MUST (ooooo kenshin moment)!! Anyways plz R&R!!!!

Well? How was the first chapper? I thought it was funny. MORE WILL FOLLOW! MUWAHAHAHA!