Disclaimer: Still Pixie here, Person and Mister Bibbsley-Tibbsley-Mibbsley-Smacker-Dacker-Pootin are still in the middle of a rather ghastly battle scene. If you would care to know who is winning, the radio is covering it. Just turn the dial to 4738.38 fm. You need a really good radio to hear it. Anyways since this seems to be the trait of the past chapters I must state the characters and what not, do not belong to me. Which in retrospect you should have figured out by now.
Harry Potter and the Baker's Batter
Chapter Four: Flashback!
"Hagrid, that man back there was really bad with nearly ominous conversation," said Harry while eating lunch with Hagrid at some random place where you eat.
"Well, that sort of happens when you sell whisks for a living. The fumes get to you," said Hagrid with his mouth full of a sandwich.
"Umm that's a plot hole there…"
"Finally noticed them? There have been over 17 in the past three chapters. Some savior of the baking world, you are."
"Hey, I don't even know what's going on!"
"You never seem to, I have noticed. Might be because you don't understand the concept of time…" and with that, Harry had a flashback.
Harry's Flashback!
There was a watch. A very shiny watch. It was digital. It said everything you might ever need to know. Except the point of anything. And where your left shoe was. And why sock puppets are evil. So really, all it did was tell you the time, month, day, and if it was afternoon or evening. Well, this watch was Harry's. See, Harry had gone to the morgue one day. At the morgue, you can loot all sorts of wonderful things off of dead people. Nobody cares either, because the dead won't mind. So, Harry took the watch of this dead guy. Well that night, Harry had a visitor. It was the evil spirit of the dead guy wanting his watch back. The dead guy rather liked the watch and all. So, Harry cried all over the watch. The watch short circuited and killed Harry.
Actually, none of this happened. It was all just some dream Harry had after eating a fried sock puppet for the first time. He learned he shouldn't eat sock puppets, and just stuck with feeding them to Dudley. However, he was scared after that dream. Though, none of this really explains why Harry doesn't understand time. It's times like these where we seriously wonder about the sanity of Harry. And why that flashback made no sense.
"Harry, are you alright?" asked Hagrid after finishing his sandwich and observing the blank twitching face of Harry, "You really should do something about that twitch. Would you care for some convenient plot hole filler?"
"Yes, actually, I would."
"Well that's too bad. I've run out plot hole filler. Oh, and have you named your owl yet?"
"I just would like to know what a chef would do with an owl though."
"I don't know either, really. However, we are done for the day, so let's get you back to your Aunt and Uncle's house."
Despite the randomness, Harry gave up on asking questions about all the things he didn't understand. For you see, Harry didn't understand a lot of things. Besides none of them are all that interesting. So, Harry went home after a wonderful day of bonding with Hagrid.
We really need to get a hold of that plot hole filler.