Hello people! long time no see, ne? haha. well, here's chapter 5 of The Summer Disaster 2. I hope u enjoy it! now go and read!

Disclaimer- unfortunately, I do NOT own any of the characters from Inuyasha. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi-senpai. However, Linde does belong to me! MUWAHAHAHAHA!

Chapper 5:

A Nice Little Visit For Koga (NOT)

The group was now walking on a road towards the wolf demon's lair. Linde seemed literally overjoyed to be going and they all knew why.

"Koga's doomed." they all thought as Linde walked ahead of them smiling evilly.

Linde turned around and looked at them.

"Why the long faces?" Linde asked grinning maliciously.
"Oh no reason." they all lied.
"You're pitying the moronic Koga for his impending doom aren't you?" she asked, being dead on as usual.
"Maybe….possibly….we'll leave it at that." replied Sesshomaru.
"Liaaar." she breathed.
"Face it Linde, we can't hide anything from you so of course we're lying." Sesshomaru explained walking away from her laughing slightly.

Sango and Kagome exchanged looks as Linde spouted off insults at him and Sesshomaru just laughed them off.

"Sango, is it just me or is he flirting with her?" Kagome whispered conspiratorially.
"He's definitely flirting with her." Sango whispered back.

Kagome poked her in the side and they both looked up to find Linde looking at them with a look that only she could give.

"What?" they both asked trying to look as innocent as possible.
"Oh I don't know, maybe I'm hearing things." Linde said smiling
"You're hearing nothing Linde." Sango replied still feigning innocence.
"Are we going to see Koga or not?" Inuyasha asked.

Linde looked at him and walked after Sesshomaru muttering in elvish about something. They had a pretty good idea about what.

"Inuyasha, did you see what took place between those two?" Kagome asked.

"Yeah."
"I could swear he was flirting with her.""Well, he diverted her anger towards him didn't he?"
"True, but did she mean it?"
"I have no idea."

Kagome and the rest of them followed Linde and Sesshomaru who were still arguing.

"They bicker like a married couple." they all thought.

Linde turned around and glared at them.

"What?"

Linde turned and kept on walking. She said nothing about their muttering. Silently the rest of the group followed. Suddenly a tornado showed up and they all knew who it was.

"Hi Kagome!" Koga called stopping right in front of her.
"Hello Koga." Kagome replied calmly.
"Why are you out here," Koga asked and looking behind her saw Jaken, "and with Jaken?"
"Sesshomaru's with us." she replied.
"Yes, with Sesshomaru and its so wonderful to see you again Koga." came a very familiar voice from behind him.

Koga turned around and came face to face with Linde who was grinning evilly.

"YOU!" Koga exclaimed.
"Yes me." Linde replied happily.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE!" Koga yelled.
"I'm sorry but don't you know that well, I'm from the feudal era too." Linde replied patiently as if she was explaining it to a child.
"Yeah, and that's what I hate." Koga said angrily.
"Anyways, we were coming to see you so take us to that cave thing now!" Linde demanded hitting him over the head with a brick.
"NOOO! NOT THE BRICKS!" Koga cried.

Linde grinned again while holding up a red brick.

"If you don't want me to use the bricks against you then lead us to your clan's cave at normal speed." Linde said.
"Okay okay, but you aren't one to hold your word." Koga replied.
"Whoever said I was honest?" asked Linde looking clueless.
"No one." Inuyasha replied.
"True."

Koga looked at her suspiciously "There's usually a catch to your compromises." he said.
"No there isn't." Linde lied.
"That lie is hard to believe." Sesshomaru thought.
"Sesshomaru, I heard that." Linde said looking at him with a poisonous smile.
"You know what I was thinking is true though." Sesshomaru replied.
"You have a point but that's not the point," said Linde. "There is no catch in this compromise so walk Koga! Lead us to your 'lair.'"
"But what was he thinking?" Koga asked.
"You do not have the right to know that." Sesshomaru replied.
"Oh great, so now I won't know what in the seven hells she's plotting." Koga muttered.
"I think that's the point." Miroku said.
"That makes me feel better." Koga snapped.

Koga started to lead the way to the wolf's den grumbling to himself. Linde was still wearing her poisonous smile. Miroku, Sango, Inuyasha, and Kagome were surprised that Koga was actually taking them there. Unfortunately they had no idea whatsoever what Linde was plotting. Which was not a good thing.

"I wonder what Linde's plotting." Kagome muttered to Inuyasha.
"Well, whatever it is, it'll probably make Sesshomaru laugh." Inuyasha replied.
"Her plot will probably make all of us laugh." Shippou pointed out from Kagome's bike.
"Shippou does have a point Inuyasha," Miroku agreed. "Linde has a very strange and violent sense of humor."
"I wouldn't call it a sense of humor." Sango replied.
"What would you call it?" Miroku asked her, giving her one of his dazzling smiles.
"A very funny and violent way of humiliating someone." Sango said.

They all nodded at Sango's description in agreement. It was true, Linde did have a way of humiliating someone. Yet she did it with a certain flare that no one could replicate.

"She's definitely plotting something." Shippou said observing the evil look on her face.
"Enjoying plotting whatever it is she's plotting too." Miroku observed.
"Lovely." Inuyasha muttered.
"Not really."
"You have a very good point." Kagome said.
"But did you notice that whatever she does in that odd way of hers it makes Sesshomaru laugh," Inuyasha said. "He NEVER laughs!"

Kagome fell silent. Inuyasha had a very good point. Sesshomaru always laughed when Linde did something very funny with a violent way of humiliating someone. The group fell silent as they continued walking towards the wolf demon's cave. Linde was still wearing her poisonous grin. An hour later they reached the cave.

"Oh so this is where you live!" Linde said cheerily.
"Yeah and?" Koga asked.
"Scenic but why live in a cave, isn't it well ummm…….." replied Linde.
"Well what?" Koga snapped.
"Bleak and dark and cold?" Linde asked.
"What in the seven hells do you mean?" asked Koga irritably.

Linde was silent. It was obvious that she didn't want to answer the question. She shifted uncomfortably.

"I'll answer that question eventually……possibly…..maybe…..supposedly….I'll leave it at that." replied Linde.
"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!" Koga yelled impatiently.
"Because I can, you got a problem with that?" Linde replied.
"Yes…I mean no."
"Of course you don't." she said cheerily.

Kagome walked up to Koga and Linde. She looked at Linde with an amused look "Koga, cut the crap or do you want to get your ass kicked by Linde," she said. "Are we going to go inside or not?"
"Fine, but why do I have to let her in?" Koga asked."Because she'll hit you with one of her bricks." replied Kagome simply.
Koga swore quietly and led them up to the cave. Hakaku and Ginta looked down and saw Kagome and company.

"Hi sister!" they both called.
"Hi Hakaku! Hi Ginta!
"Umm….sister, who's she?"
"She's your worst nightmare."
"How?"
"You'll find out soon enough."

Hakaku and Ginta climbed down to meet them. Linde looked at them and tilted her head to the side. She raised an eyebrow.

"Why do you call her sister?" Linde asked."Old habit?" Ginta suggested.
"Liaaaar…………"
Ginta was silent.
Kagome sighed. "Just let us in before someone gets knocked out." she said quickly before Linde hit one of them over the head (that's going to happen anyway)

Koga led them into the cave. Sesshomaru and Linde looked once at the place then looked at Koga.
"This is absolutely lovely." they said simultaneously.

Linde and Sesshomaru glared at each other.
"And you mean what?" asked Koga.
"That its absolutely hideous." Linde said.
"Sesshomaru-sama, why are there bones?" rin asked.
"You don't want to know." replied Sesshomaru.
"Okay."

The wolf demons all stared at Linde. She stared back with a clueless expression on her face.

"They have no idea what's coming to them," Miroku thought with an exasperated expression. "Well, at least it'll be funny."

Linde turned around and shook Miroku's hand vigorously.

"Thank you for thinking so optimistically by the way I'm Linde and you're not!" Linde said happily.
"That's was really random Linde." Miroku replied.
"Really?"
"Yes really."
Koga stared at her.
"What are you staring wolf-boy?" Linde asked coldly.
"I'm wondering what in the seven hells you're planning." replied Koga.

Sesshomaru, Miroku, Kagome, Inuyasha, Rin, Jaken, Sango, and Shippou all stepped back from the pair of them very very slowly. They were about to find out what Linde had been plotting that entire time.

"He's doomed." they all thought.

Linde looked over at them calmly.

"Rin, Shippou come here." Linde ordered kindly.
Sesshomaru stepped in front of Rin quickly.
"What do you want her for?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Awwwwww…..how sweet!" Linde cried with glee.
"What?" Sesshomaru asked.
"You don't want her to be involved in anything bad!" Linde cried again with glee.
"AND HOW DID YOU COME TO THAT CONCLUSION!" screamed Sesshomaru.
"Oh, I don't know….you know I just know these things." Linde replied."Oh fine Rin go ahead, I don't care besides I hate Koga." Sesshomaru relented giving Koga a nasty look.

Sesshomaru walked out of the cave muttering to himself.

"YAY!" cried Linde with joy.
"Umm…..Linde-sama what do you want us to do?" Rin asked walking up to her with Shippou joining her.
"Linde no…" Kagome protested.
"Do you remember what I taught you to do whenever we saw Koga-san?" Linde asked.
"Yeah…." they replied uncertainly.
"I want you to do that!" Linde said cheerily.
"NOT THAT!" Miroku and Sango protested.

Linde turned and looked at them. She smiled her evil smile at them. Kagome turned around clutching her sides and trembling. Linde reached into her satchel and started pulling out bricks. Koga stared at Linde with shock.

"THAT WAS WHAT YOU WERE PLANNING!" Koga yelled.
"Now that you mention it yes," Linde replied. "Rin, you go first."

Rin threw the brick at Koga a little uncertainly and Shippou followed suit. Linde joined them soon after. Koga was trying desperately to dodge them. Inuyasha burst into laughter and Miroku soon joined suit. Linde threw one brick and be spelled it to turn around and hit him in the head.

"Okay that's enough, I've have my fun." Linde ordered.

Koga stood before her looking absolutely furious.

"Why do you look so angry Koga?" Miroku asked.
"Oh shut up you perverted monk." Koga retorted angrily.
"Unfortunately for you, I don't have to listen to you." Miroku replied sarcastically.
"Hey Inuyasha, can I see Jaken?" Linde asked.
"Why are you asking me?" asked Inuyasha.
"Because Sesshomaru isn't here." Linde replied.
"Fine, why do I care." Inuyasha replied knowing full well the consequences if he didn't.

Linde picked up an protesting Jaken by the collar and grinned evilly at him.

"I'm just in a torturing mood Jaken!" Linde informed him cheerily.
"WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO!" Jaken yelled terrified of what she was going to do.
"This." Linde replied sticking Jaken in the waterfall and letting go.

Jaken vanished as he went down the waterfall engulfed in water. Inuyasha, Miroku, Kagome, and Sango burst into laughter and Linde joined. The wolf demons were all staring at Linde as if they didn't know what she was.

"This is not going to be fun." Koga muttered.

A/N: TIS THE END OF CHAPPER 5! WASN'T IT WONDERFUL! Oh and another note, flames are not accepted please. If you don't like my story or my sister's stories just don't read them. The next chapter will be up when I feel like it. ha.