21 Jump Street: Captain Tom Hanson
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of 21 Jump Street they belong to their respective owners. I do own the plot and officer's Lang, Kinney, Taylor, Sands and Beckett.
The next morning found Tom and Judy in the parking lot at the back of the police station down town. Tom froze when he recognised three of the cars already parked in said car park.
He turned to his wife and noticed by the look on her face, that she also recognised said cars as well. She asked "what are Doug, Harry and Denis doing here? That's their cars."
Tom sighed "let's go and find out." He led Judy inside the station and told the guy at the desk "Tom and Judy Hanson, Captain Simmons is expecting us."
The young officer looked like he had just come out of the academy. He eyed Tom and Judy sceptically. He smirked "try a again buddy, I was told to send up and look out for two middle aged ex cops, and you two do not look like your middle aged."
Judy raised and eye brow while Tom smirked. He looked at the young officers name tag and cleared his throat "well, officer Stevens, tell me are you playing dress up and standing in for your daddy while he goes and gets the donuts? And I'm not your buddy, kid."
Judy had to stifle the wild urge to crack up. Tom smirked turned sly when the young officer scowled. Tom sighed starting to get irritated just standing there dealing with the stuck up little brat, that looked like he was not long out of his nappies.
"Look, just call Simmons and tell him Tom and Judy Hanson are here. Or better yet ring him and let me talk to him" Tom said, his tone of voice clearly exasperated.
The officer reluctantly picked up the phone and immediately pressed the button that was connected to Simmons office.
He spoke "Captain Sir, there is a man and a woman down here whom are claiming to be Tom and Judy Hanson. He wants to talk to you." He nodded and past the phone with a glare to a smirking Tom.
Tom took the phone and said "hey Simmons, you might want to get down here. Because you see I had no idea that it was bring you're child to work day today, if it is, then let me tell you, I sure as hell didn't get the memo.
Some little stuck up snot is down here playing dress up in his daddy's uniform and sitting behind his daddy's desk, refusing to let me and Judy come up to your office."
He sighed "do me a favour and get down here please, it's far to dam early in the morning for this crap." Tom past the phone back to the young officer and commented sarcastically "he's on his way." Judy playfully smacked him on the arm, and gave him a mock disapproving look. He grinned at her.
Mean while in Simmons office, Fuller had arrived along with Penhall, Ioki and Booker. Fuller said "what on earth is keeping those two? It's not like the two of them to not be on time."
As if on cue, the phone began to ring. Simmons picked up the phone and said "Simmons" He suddenly scowled "you idiot, what are you playing at? They are who they say they are. Fine put him on."
He covered the receiver and put the phone on speaker, then said "well, gentlemen we are about to find out why Tom and Judy are late."
Everyone listened as Tom's voice came over the speaker loud and clear. He sounded exasperated and his voiced was laced with more then a little sarcasm.
"Hey Simmons, you might want to get down here. Because you see I had no idea that it was bring you're child to work day today, if it is, then let me tell you, I sure as hell didn't get the memo."
They all had to stifle a snigger, Simmons included. Simmons cleared his throat. Tom went on, the sarcasm getting thicker in his tone of voice by the second.
"Some little stuck up snot is down here playing dress up in his daddy's uniform and sitting behind his daddy's desk, refusing to let me and Judy come up to your office."
Penhall and Booker doubled over in silent laughter, while Ioki and Fuller cringed and covered their faces as they shook in silent mirth. Simmons look caught between laughing and cringing.
"Do me a favour and get down here please, it's far to dam early in the morning for this crap" Tom said, sounding more then a tad exasperated and pissed.
Simmons bit his lower lip and replied "ok, Tom I'm on my way down, see you in a minute." He hung up and the others ripped up laughing, while Fuller and Simmons were chuckling.