21 Jump Street: Captain Tom Hanson
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of 21 Jump Street they belong to their respective owners. I do own the plot and officer's Lang, Kinney, Taylor, Sands and Beckett.
Later that afternoon Tom and Judy were sitting in the living room, discussing their new jobs that they would be starting at the end of the month. They were just about to discuss how things around the house were going to change, when they heard James's motor cycle pull up in the drive way.
They immediately knew something was not right when James entered the house, He was looking more pissed and harried then they'd ever seen him look before.
Tom asked carefully, knowing that his son had a temper to match his own. "What happened? What's got you all harassed?" James sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.
"That day you caught me and Lily in my bed room. I wish you'd interrupted us sooner, soon enough that I never got the chance to shoot my load in side of her."
Judy yelp "oh god, James, must you be so crude?" Tom snorted and shook his head in disbelief. James never batted an eye lid.
Judy turned on Tom who was smirking "don't encourage him; I hate it when he's crude like that. He gets it from you, you do realise this right?" Tom chuckled and waved his hand "go on James, finish what ever it was you were going to say."
James sighed yet again, he seemed to be doing that a lot since he had come through the door. "If you had interrupted before then, then I wouldn't be in the current predicament that I am."
Tom frowned and asked suspiciously, having a feeling he knew what had happened, but was seriously hopping he was wrong. "What's the matter James, what's going on between you and Lily?"
James grimaced and blurted out "she's pregnant. I got her pregnant. That's what's happened." Judy paled, and felt her jaw drop. Her son telling her he'd gotten someone pregnant was not what she had been expecting.
Tom on the other hand pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed, he had feared that was what his son had been about to tell him. But he had hopped against the odds that he had been wrong, obviously not.
Tom grimaced "tell me James, and be honest with me here. Why didn't you use some protection, like a condom for example? Wait a minute don't tell me, you were one of many who never bothered to pay attention in heath class weren't you?"
James scowled "it's not like I planned this or any thing." Tom snorted "well, naturally. Of course you don't plan for this, especially at your age. If you had then you wouldn't be standing here looking like someone died."
Judy said "James I had you down for being more responsible then this. Well, there is only one thing for it, you are going to deal and face the consequences of your actions. You made your bed so to speak and you're going to have to lay in it."
Tom started laughing "those bastards. Doug and Denis were talking about any one of our kids making us grandparents before we were fifty."
Judy laughed as well as looking pained at the same time "dam it they jinxed us. I don't believe it." James frowned "You two and the others were discussing that this morning?" he asked incredulously.
James added "mum dad. I'm not the only one who is making you grandparents." Tom's eyes narrowed as he asked "what do you mean, you're not the only one?"
James cringed at hearing the edge to his dad's voice. He knew his dad had a temper; it was where he had inherited his own temper from. He and his siblings just hadn't bared witness to it yet, in its ugliest form.
He shifted uncomfortably when his dad's eyes narrowed to mere slits. "She's going to kill me. But if I've got to face the consequences of my actions, then she's gonna do it as well."
He added "dad mum, Emily, she's pregnant as well. And Michael Penhall is the father." James cringed and jumped slightly when his parents practically screamed "WHAT!"
James grimaced "Emily is pregnant, and it is a Penhall she is carrying. She and Michael have been dating for a year as you already know. I swear I had no idea she and Michael were that serious, or that they were sleeping together."
Judy moaned "oh god, she's barely turned sixteen." Tom added "Jesus Christ. You turning eighteen at the end of the month, and you've already gotten your girl friend pregnant is bad enough. But this is even worse. At least you and Lily are seniors and are graduating in two months time."
James shifted from one foot to the other nervously "erm dad, that's not all" Tom visibly shook as he silently seethed "and what may I ask else do you have to have yet told me?"
James would rather have been else where then currently in the same room as his dad at that moment. He said "Before I came Home, I was with Lily and her parents telling them that she was pregnant.
Her mother was disappointed but her dad acted pretty much the same way that you're currently acting over our Emily." He finished "they'll be coming over with in the hour to discuss everything with you and mum."
Judy moaned and covered her face with her hands in exasperation. Tom opened and closed his mouth several times, when no sound came forth he gave up, he settled for glaring at James. James cringed.
Tom got up and rang Doug "Doug I want you and Carolina to bring your Michael to mine tonight at seven. Have your Elizabeth go to her friends or some where else until later."
He finished "let's just say your son and my daughter have been up to a hell of a lot more then they would have us believe.
We are going to have to sit down and have a talk, and I mean a serious talk Doug. This is no joke or fucking laughing matter." He added sarcastically "oh yeah and Doug, welcome to the Hanson family."
Tom hung up and James and Judy starting laughing. "Tom I can't believe you said that then hung up without telling Doug what you meant by that welcome to the family remark. That is going to drive Doug nuts, until he sees you tonight" Judy laughed.
Tom merely smirked and replied "oh well, let him dam well stew for a while." He added with a grimace "now lets deal with the Portman's, we'll tackle the good old Penhall's tonight."