JUICY ACTION AND A MAJOR REACTION – Scene 6

Copper and his friends hit the cell wall with a large THUNK! and fall to the dirty, bare floor. Booker smiles evilly and slams the door.

Blathers: DANGIT!

Copper: It's OK, Blathers… we'll get out soon.

Blathers: DANGIT DANGIT DANGIT!

Copper: Blathers… uh… settle down.

Gulliver: Really dude, it's OK.

Blathers: No… it's not.

Blathers begins to weep profusely. Copper and Gulliver look at each other, clueless. Finally Blathers gives an explanation.

Blathers: I'm missing my favorite TV show.

Copper: Oh… oh Blathers! I didn't know!

Gulliver: I'm so sorry, man. We should have assumed something like this…

Blathers: Really… SOB It's OK… I can deal with this.

Copper: Listen, it's not so bad. It'll be on next week…

Blathers bursts out in tears again.

Blathers: NO! That's just it, see? The show finale is on RIGHT NOW! I'm missing it. And now I'll never get to know what happens!

Copper: Wait… wait!

Blathers: What?

Copper: By golly, I think I've got an idea!

Blathers: Really? What! Tell me!

Copper: It might work… it just might work…

Blathers: Please! I'm dying to know!

SILENCE

SILENCE

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Copper: No… no… it's not going to work.

Blathers screams out in agony.

Blathers: NOOOOO! I hate my life!

Blathers gets up and runs straight into the iron door. The iron door buckles over and crashes to the ground.

Copper: Yes! We're free! C'mon, Gulliver!

Copper and Gulliver rush out of the room, but they don't know where to go. They race down a corridor. (Like usual. There's always a corridor, y'see.)

Blathers: Wait! Wait up!

Blathers struggles to keep up with Copper and Gulliver as they all race down the hallway. Finally they come to a dead end. The only way to go is down… down a winding staircase.

Gulliver: I hate winding staircases!

Copper: We're just going to have to go!

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Finally they reach the end of the staircase. They are enclosed in total darkness.

BUMP!

BAM! SLAM! CREAK!

Blathers: OW! Watch it!

Gulliver: Sorry, buddy. Watch out next time.

Blathers: I wish I could.

In the pitch darkness, Blathers feels a cold, metallic surface.

Blathers: Guys… guys… I found something.

He moves along the surface, feeling an entrance.

Blathers: It's some sort of chamber…

Copper: Blathers… I need to warn you… you might not want to…

But it is too late. As Blathers enters the chamber, the lights go on and a sliding door slides shut.

ALARM: ATTENTION! SPECIMEN HAS ENTERED THE EXPERIMENTATION AREA. REPEAT – SPECIMEN HAS ENTERED THE EXPERIMENTATION AREA.

Copper and Gulliver watch in horrificationism as Blathers screams out in agony. He has wandered into a small room with glass walls. Copper and Gulliver can see in and watch Blathers.

Suddenly, gas enters the chamber where Blathers is. When Blathers breathes in the gas, he goes berserk. He frantically pounds on the glass, screaming for mercy. His eyes bulge out to a gross extent, until they almost pop. His screams are like those never heard before, only in horror situations like this one.

Gulliver: We have to save him! There must be something we can do!

Gulliver rushes over to a large control panel. There is a large red button.

Copper: Gulliver! Don't push the button!

Gulliver: He's going to die if we don't at least TRY and save him!

Gulliver dramatically presses the red button and turns to see what happens. Blathers spins around in the experimentation area. Several small alien-like creatures surround him. He lets out a scream as one attacks him in the face, crawling into his mouth. The alien crawls down his neck and through his body. There is an obvious bulge in Blather's body, where ever the alien is. Blathers cannot scream now, he can only writhe on the floor in agony.

Finally, Blathers goes limp, and the alien crawls out of his body.

Copper: Gulliver… what have you done?

Gulliver: I'm sorry… I really am!

Copper: Well, we should probably get out of here.

Gulliver: But… we at least have to get Blathers!

The aliens begin to hit the glass. It begins to shatter.

Gulliver: Nevermind, let's go.

Gulliver and Copper rush up the winding staircase. Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, (etc.) until they reach the top. They come out and reach the long corridor that they were at before. There, at the end of the corridor, stands the giant.

Giant: MEEE… KILL… YOU TWO!

Copper: The action just never ends, does it?

Suddenly, the giant charges Copper and Gulliver. They are trapped, with no where to go. Copper looks around them, desperately seeking out his options. He does the only thing he can think of.

PPHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Copper: Hold your nose, Gulliver! Quickly!

Copper and Gulliver hold their noses. The giant is still charging towards them. However, as he nears the two animals, he slows down. Finally he stops. His eyes flutter for a second, and then he comes crashing down to the floor.

Gulliver: Watch out! He's gonna smash us!

With no where to run, Gulliver and Copper just stand there as the giant falls on top of them.

BAM!

Gulliver: Ow.

Suddenly, the giant disintegrates into a million tiny particles.

Gulliver: Copper! You did it! I didn't know you could fart on demand!

Copper: Yes, it's one of my divine skills. You never know when you're going to need to use it.

Gulliver: That's great!

Copper: Yeah… except my farts usually have a bad aftersmell… it's even worse the second time around.

Gulliver: Well then, let's get out of here before –

Suddenly Gulliver takes a whiff of the poisoned air. He drops to the floor.

Copper: Dang it. Well, too bad for him, I guess. Now I'm on my own.

Copper makes his way across the corridor, very cautiously. He needs to find where Rover and Booker are. Then he can take care of ER.

He opens a door. Nothing in that room except a bunch of unicycles.

Copper moves on to the next door.

UNICYCLES? FREAKIN SWEET!

Copper runs back to the room he was just in. There, in all their glory, are 500 unicycles. Copper picks one and hops on.

Copper: I'm a pro at these things. No problem!

Copper rides for a while, testing it out. When he is satisfied, he wheels around through rooms, checking for any sign of intelligent life. There is none, throughout the whole building.

Copper: This is interesting… no one's here. They must have left… but for what reason?

Suddenly, something catches Copper's eye. It is a document that reads:

EVIL VILLAINOUS PLANS FOR DESTROYING THE WORLD

Copper: AHA! ER must be planning to use Booker and Rover to help him destroy the world! How more generic a plot can we get!

Copper rides off on his unicycle, into the unknown. He must stop ER, but how? And why? And when?

A/N – Well, hopefully some people found this scene entertaining. It was fun to write. Merry Christmas.