Somewhat of a Sequel to 'What did you say Iruka-sensei?' By Meleth78

This was written as a crack piece to commemorate Iruka-sensei's birthday! Don't expect brilliant writing. I didn't really want to post it here but what they hey. It's PARTY time! Hee. This is was just for the fun of it.

Due to the slightly mature context (no no, it's NOT smut you dirty minded people! There's just…vague references to erm, stuff.), please proceed to my LJ for the full version.

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What follows is just an EXCERPT.

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'What the hell is wrong with the two of you?' growled Tsunade, glaring ferociously at the surly and sullen pair standing in front of her desk. 'This is the SECOND time this month I had to haul your asses into my office!'

Iruka continued to stare sulkily at the scrolls resting on the Hokage's desk, his lips pressed together tightly, fists clenched at his sides. Kakashi on the other hand barely blinked at the Hokage's words, his expression remaining impassive, as usual. His hands however, were gripped together forcefully behind his back. Both men remained pointedly silent.

'Well?' continued the Hokage, fuming at the pair's apparent display of defiance.

'It's HIS fault!' / 'It's NOT my fault!' were yelled out simultaneously accompanied with the young sensei pointing an enraged finger at the pale man next to him. Kakashi in turn held both of his hands up in his own defence as he spun around to glower at the younger man beside him.

'I don't give a squirrel's ass whose fault it is. You're BOTH going to be punished for it! I just what to know what the hell you were thinking?' ground out the fifth, her pale blue eyes blazing with unmitigated wrath.

'……..' / '……..' Once again both replies were simultaneous.

'I swear to god if someone doesn't speak up I'm going to-' Tsunade had begun cracking her knuckles, balling one hand into a deceptively fragile looking fist.

'He molested me!' broke in Iruka stepping forward and clutching on to the edge of Tsunade's desk…..

Continued in meleth78's LJ (link is above)