Two Worlds Collide--
Chapter Seven
Okay, as the very, very ashamed author, I would like to say that I am so, so sorry for not updating for a long time. Almost a year, I think. Anyways, please, please forgive me. I did my best on this chapter. And, sure, it is short, but I did my best to write it. I'm sorry, so, I will try to update within the next few weeks. I'll even try to get it up before I go out of town for Christmas! Wish me luck on it, I'll probably need it.
Disclaimer- I do not own Harry Potter or Inuyasha….
Chapter Seven-
Bach Home, Into Chaos
"Home!" Shippo cried, hugging Kagome's leg.
Sango sighed. "Thank god that was a living bore zone!" she said.
"Yeah, yeah, Sango," Inuyasha spat angrily, "We do know what it was like! We were all, umm, y'know, kinda there too, stuuupid!"
"Oh, how could I forget you were there?" Sango smirked. "You complained every five seconds. Oh, and yes, how could I ever, ever forget the time you almost cut Malfoy's head off? You got detention for the whole time, even though you don't go to school there!"
"Shut up!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Make me!"
"Why, you…"Inuyasha threatened her, pulling out his sword. (How do you spell his swords name?)
"Inuyasha, sit!" Kagome yelled. Inuyasha was sent flying into the dirt, but he looked angrier than ever when he got up.
"What'd you do that for, wench?" Inuyasha yelled.
"You would have hurt Sango!"
"I can take her!" Inuyasha yelled, once again pulling out his sword.
"Bring it on!" Sango yelled, holding her boomerang bone.
"Stop it! Guys, we just got back!" Shippo yelled.
"Now, now, we shouldn't" Miroku began.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled, cutting Miroku off. "You can't hurt a woman!" Inuyasha glared death at her as he looked up. Kagome had distracted him at the right time for Sango to get in a nice bonk on his head with her boomerang bone.
"Why, you little!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Shut up!" Sango yelled.
"Guys, stop it!" Shippo yelled.
"Inuyasha, don't make me say you-know-what!" Kagome yelled.
"Now, now, you shouldn't fight!" Miroku yelled.
"Silencio!" Lupin yelled, first at Kagome, then at Inuyasha, who was cussing into thin air. Then Sango for laughing at Inuyasha when he couldn't talk, then Miroku for saying "I told you so," over and over, and then Shippo for laughing so hard he was in hysterics.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione stared at Lupin. "Sir, you really didn't have to do that," Hermione muttered at the yelled match continued, but not one sound escaping anyone's lips.
"Ah, Hermione, I thought it was very necessary. They were giving me an awful headache."
One hour later, Lupin gave everyone back their voices. Everyone was sitting in a stony silence. "Okay, now that no seems to be in danger of being killed, I'm going to leave." Lupin smiled.
"But sir," Harry said, "Dumbledore told you to stay with us."
"Now, Harry, I am with you." Lupin smiled. "I'm going to be staying at this village." He pointed to Kaede's village. "I'm going to leave you all to your own devices." Lupin waved and, with a swish of his cloak, apparated to Kaede's village.
"Well, I guess we're on out own now." Harry muttered.
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