Hello again. As promised, here is part two of the commentary. I am so sorry it took so long. I've been swamped lately with high school and drumline I haven't been able to get anything done. I'll try to post the next as soon as possible. Warning: This story contains language, violence, and crude humor. Children under the age of 13 should not read this fic.
Disclaimer: Keely and I do not own Kingdom Hearts. If we did, we'd be to busy huggling Sora to write.
Part 2: Destiny Islands
(birds chirp in the background)
(Sora wakes up on the beach looking adorable)
Both: Aww.
Tori: It's kinda disturbing that he's our age and we're cooing over him as if he's a five year old.
Keely: Oh well.
Sora: (yawns and lays back down to see Kairi's ugly head) Whoa!
Tori: Hmph, who wouldn't scream waking up to THAT.
Kairi: Sora, you lazy bum. I knew that I'd find you snoozing down here.
Sora: No! This huge black THING swallowed me up!
Tori: Haha they emphasized "thing."
Keely: Why is that funny?
Tori: It isn't I just…..Who asked you anyway?
Kairi: Are you still dreaming?
Sora: It wasn't a dream! Or was it? I don't know.
Tori: A dream, or not a dream. That is the question.
Keely: Ok, for five seconds I'm going to be Janell. (smacks Tori across the head) There, I'm done.
Tori: (holds head in pain and cries) That was mean.
Sora: Say, Kairi, what was your hometown like? You know, where you grew up.
Kairi: I told you before, I don't remember.
Tori: (mimics in a snotty tone) I told you before, I don't remember. God if I were in that game I would-
Keely: Screw Riku, throw Selphie in the ocean, give Wakka dreadlocks, huggle Sora, and make Kairi suffer an extremely painful and slow death. Am I leaving anything out?
Tori: No, that about sums it up.
Keely: (sighs) I've known you for far too long.
Sora: I'd like to see it too. Along with any other worlds out there! I want to see 'em all!
Keely: Aww. His determination is so cute!
Tori: Yeah yeah whatever. Where's my sexy bishi!
Riku: Hey!
Tori: Speak of the smexy devil.
Keely: Dante? (referring to "Devil May Cry" for all of you who didn't know)
Riku: Aren't you guys forgetting about me?
Tori: (raises hand) I'm not!
Keely: He can't hear you stupid.
Tori: Don't call me stupid! Stupider!
Keely: (throws random ice cube at Tori)
Tori: AIEEEYAA! COLD! (runs into bathroom and shouts) YOU COLD HEARTED BITCH!
Keely: Ah peace and quiet.
Riku: (throws a log at Sora)
Sora: Waugh!
Kairi: (giggles)
Tori: (walks out of bathroom)
Keely: Hello friend!
Tori: Don't you "hello friend" me you son of a monkey!
Keely: Um, I'm not a so-
Tori: Shut up! I spit at you!
Keely: Aww.
Kairi: I'll race you!
Sora: Huh?
Riku: What, are you kidding?
Kairi: Ready? Go!
(Riku and Sora look at each other and run)
(Kairi lags behind laughing like a moron)
Keely: Hehehe she laughs like she's high. Don't you agree Tori-Chan?
Tori: Come on Riku work that body!
Keely: I am going to send you to the asylum if you don't shut up!
Tori: Shutting up. (sits very still)
Kairi: So can you gather the rest of the supplies? Sora, are you listening to me?
Sora: Yeah I heard you.
Kairi: Okay, here's what you need to go find: Two logs, One cloth, One rope. Bring everything back here.
Tori: Demanding little bitch, isn't she?
Keely: I thought I told you to shut up.
Tori: Well I did … for 10 seconds.
Keely: Argh you're hopeless!
Tori: Hehehe I know. Go fight Wakka!
Keely: But I don't wanna.
Tori: Well I told you to!
Keely: You never listen to me so why should I?
Tori: (dramatic pose) Cause I am TORI-SAMA!
Keely: … No, you're a moron.
Tori: Argh! (swipes controller)
Keely: HEY!
Wakka: Hey, what's happening, man?
Keely: (swipes controller) NO!
Tori: Aww why not?
Keely: BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Tori: (cowers in fear)
Keely: (sighs) Fine I'll let you fight Riku, BUT THAT'S IT!
Tori: Kyaa! (gives peace sign)
Sora: (grabs all materials)
Tori: Can I go fight Riku now? Can I go fight Riku now? Can I go fight Riku now? Can I go fight Riku now?
Keely: SHUT UP!
Tori: WELL CAN I?
Keely: YES! (thrust controller into Tori's gut)
Tori: Gah! …Thank…you.
Keely: (sighs) I hate you.
Riku: Did you get everything we need for the raft? I gave my stuff to Kairi. Hey, Sora, how 'bout a quick round? Grab your sword.
Tori: YESSSA!
Sora: Okay, you're on!
Riku: This one decides the champion. Ready or not!
(both begin fighting)
Tori: Come on Sora! Gah! Move! Run! DO SOMETHING YA TWIT!
Keely: (slaps Tori) Do not can Sora-Kun a twit!
Tori: Sora-CH-
Keely: (slaps again) DON'T DISS ME ABOUT THAT!
Tori: You hypocrite. (sobs)
Sora: (does a little victory dance) Now the score's 1 to 0!
Tori: I won!
Keely: Whoop-de-damn-do.
Tori: Your just jealous that I got the skills.
Keely: Um, not really.
Sora: (runs to the beeotch)
Kairi: Thanks, Sora! I found something today, too. Here, it's yours.
(Obtained Hi-Potion)
Kairi: Tired? Want to call it a day?
Tori: Hell ya bitch!
Sora: Yeah, let's go home.
Kairi: Okay. It's getting late.
Tori: Don't they ever shut up!
Keely: No, they're like you.
Tori: I take offense to that you know.
Keely: Good!
Sora: So, Kairi's home is out there somewhere, right?
Riku: Could Be.
Tori: Ahhhhh smexiness!
Keely: Ugh.
Kairi: So suppose you get to another world. Hehe What would you do there?
Tori: She laughs like a moron.
Keely: You mean she laughs like you.
Tori: (gritting teeth)I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
Riku: And suppose there are other worlds… Then ours is just a little piece of something much greater. So we could have just as easily ended up somewhere else, right?
Tori: (sighs) My love is such a deep thinker.
Keely: (chokes) WHEN DID HE BECOME YOUR LOVE?
Tori: …. Since forever!
Kairi: You've been thinking a lot lately, haven't you?
Riku: Thanks to you.
Tori: Eh?
Riku: If you hadn't come here, I probably would've never thought of any of this.
Tori: Eh?
Riku: Kairi, thanks.
Tori: EH! THAT'S IT I'M GONNA KILL HER!
Keely: He only said thanks!
Tori: (demonic voice) I DON'T CARE!
Keely: (hits Tori in the head with frying pan) NOW SHUT UP!
A/N: Ok, so that's the end of Chappy 2. Hopefully if I get enough time I'll add more soon. Please keepa reviewin and I'll keepa writin. NO FLAMES!