Hiyo shiyo biyo. Here's the next part of the story. (throws confetti) Since I have many lovely reviewers I shall now start responding to them like a good authoress of spazzy goodness! Warning: This story contains language, violence, and crude humor. Children under the age of 13 should not read this fic.
Tori-Sama101's REVIEWERS
Thank you all!
manyissues101: Hahahaha I'll get him before you NYAH NYAH!
Kiriechan101: Yay! I got Kiki to laugh her ass off! POINT FOR ME! And do not worry I'm turning all my work like a good little monkey (innocent smile) Have fun with "Puppy" (wink wink)
MuraSakura: I love your story and yes RIKU ROCKS BOTH OF OUR SOCKS! WHOOOT! And the thing with Kairi, I'M NOT JEALOUS I COULD NEVER BE JEALOUS…..Ok maybe a little….
RyuKaze: YAAY! Another fellow Riku obsesser! DRUMLINE RULES!
All right, on with the story.
Disclaimer: Keely and I do not own Kingdom Hearts. If we did we'd be too busy drowning Kairi in a blow-up pool.
AT DISNEY CASTLE
(Donald walks down hallway)
(brooms from "Fantasia" walk by)
Tori: (comes out of unconscious state) BROOMS!
Keely: (looks up) Why God? Why have you plagued me with this idiot?
Donald: Good morning, Your Majesty. It's nice to see this morn—(sees Mickey isn't there) What!
(Pluto pops from behind the throne with a letter in his mouth)
Keely: Um, why did they name a Disney dog after the God of Death?
Tori: (thinks for a minute) Hehehe.
(Donald reads letter then has a spazz attack)
Keely: Haha that's like when I gave you that stuff with all the wasabi on it.
Tori: That wasn't funny!
Keely: Yes it was!
Donald: Wake up, Goofy, wake up! This is serious!
Goofy: (continues to sleep)
Donald: (casts Thunder)
Tori: I should do that to you when school starts.
Keely: ….
BACK AT DESTINY ISLANDS
Sora: (runs to Wakka)
Wakka: Me and Tidus, we are gonna do a little exploring' today. You know, the secret place at the base of that tree.
Tori: Yay! I love the Secret Place!
Keely: You only like because of that one random picture I found of Riku and Sora fighting the Goo Monster thing.
Tori: Ya damn right!
Sora: (picks up mushroom and touches the drawing of him and Kairi)
Both: Flashback time!
Tori: Hehe
Keely: Okay, I'm never doing that again.
(Little Sora, being adorable, draws a picture of Kairi as Little Kairi draws a picture of Sora)
Both: Awww
Tori: End flashback!
(Sora adds on by drawing him giving Kairi a paopu)
Sora: (turns around) Wh-Who's there?
Keely: ANSEM!
Tori: CHILD MOLESTER!
Keely: Um, he didn't molest-
Tori: Yes he did! I know these things.
Ansem: Tied to the darkness…soon to be completely eclipsed.
Sora: Well whoever you are, stop freaking me out like this. Huh? Wh-Where did you come from?
Tori: Your mind.
Keely: Sora has a very twisted little mind then.
Ansem: A meaningless effort. One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
Keely: That makes sense in a way.
Tori: I don't care if he makes sense HE'S A STUPID FART MUNCHER!
Keely: You done?
Tori: Yes.
(Sora looks at door then turns to see Ansem went KAPOOF!)
(runs to Cove)
Riku: Hey, Sora.
Tori: RIKU-SAMA!
Keely: Ugh.
Riku: Our raft still needs a name. Let's see… How about Highwind?
Keely: Oh, of all the perfectly good names he chooses the lamest.
Tori: Shut up! Anything that comes out of Riku's mouth is perfect.
Keely: Even his saliva?
Tori: …. Hehehe
Keely: Oh God.
Tori: Moving on what are we gonna call the raft?
Keely: How about Babubabu?
Tori: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. Name it Ping!
Keely: (sighs) Fine.
Sora: Me? Well …hmm…Ping!
Riku: Hey, how 'bout…
Sora: The usual?
Riku: Let's do it!
Keely: Do what?
Tori: Race.
Keely: Oh yeah.
Tori: And you call me a moron.
Keely: That's cause you are.
Sora: If I win, I'm captain! And if you win…
Riku: I get to share the paopu with Kairi.
Tori: (spews soda) WHAT!
Keely: (wipes off soda) Eww.
Riku: Deal? The winner gets to share a paopu with Kairi.
Tori: NO DEAL NO DEAL!
Keely: SHUT UP! (wacks Tori with Jack Skellington pillow)
Tori: WHAT IS UP WITH YOU HITTING ME?
Keely: It's cause you're stupid.
Tori: Do you have a problem against stupid people?
Keely: No, just you.
Tori: Wow I feel special.
Keely: Hn. (thinks evilly)
Tori: What are you planning?
Keely: (starts the race)
Tori: (watches screen)………WHAT IN HELLS NAME ARE YOU DOING?
Keely: Losing. Purposely. (evil smirk)
Tori: NO! YOU EVIL LITTLE-
Keely: Ah Ah! Watch what you say. (makes Sora run around in little circles)
Tori: NO!
Keely: Hehehe
Tori: GrrrrrRAGH! (tackles Keely)
TV Announcer: We interrupt these two idiots fighting to bring you this important announcement.
(a little pink bunny shows up)
Bunny: It's ok to feel sad.(makes a sad face) But it's better to feel happy! (gives a big smile) And remember, use a condom kiddies!
TV Announcer: We know return to the Kingdom Hearts Commentary.
Keely: (fixes scuffed up hair) Ahem. Sorry about that peps.
Tori: Little...bunny…so sickingly…cute….MUST DIE! (brings out rifle)
Keely: Don't sho- …Oh well shoot it.
Bunny: Eek! (runs away)
Tori: (in crazy high-pitched voice) Come here little rabbit. Hahahahahahaha (runs after)
Keely:……
In Background: (gunshot) Good ole Winchester!
Tori: (walks back)
Keely: Had fun?
Tori: Yep.
Keely: Did you pick up after yourself?
Tori:…No.
Keely: Get to it!
Tori: (walks away mumbling)
Kairi: You know, Riku has changed
Keely: Oh, it's so good Tori wasn't here for that.
Kairi: Sora, lets take the raft and go—just the two of us!
Sora: Huh?
Keely: Now it's REALLY good that she's not here.
Sora: What's gotten into you? You're the one that's changed, Kairi.
Kairi: Maybe…
Tori: Maybe? HAH!
Keely: (scared) When did you get here?
Tori: (evil smirk)
Keely: Oh god.
Kairi: I just can't wait. Once we set sail, it'll be great.
AT DISNEY CASTLE
Tori: Oh god not again. Can't we do something else while all this Disney shit plays.
Keely: (sighs) Do whatever.
Tori: You're going to regret those words.
Keely: Oh no.
Tori: (turns on Azumanga Daioh theme song and sings along)
Keely: OH GOD NO!
"Lu La lu La piano wa sekai no yumesaku nohara ni melody
Kowareta tokei wo shinjite jikan wa dare no mikata?
Doushite konna ni watashi no mune yasashii dareka wo matteruno?
Oshiete sutekina mirai Moonlight,moonlight sleepin'"
Keely: MAKE IT STOP!
"Lu La lu La Omoide ringo ni mezame no shoujo ga kiss shite
Setsunaku hirogeta hon niwa futari no bell ga naruyo
Dakishimetaikara itoshiihito
Mou nakanaidene Good bye sadness
Fushigina tobira no moji wa Soramimi cake
Wonderland! youkoso kiminiwa Fairyland! ai no mahou nano
Love's all way! Mainichi fuwafuwa komugi no yuuwaku
Cake for you! tabetene konya wa Tea for you! seiza no ochakai
Mado ni tenshi no chorus kiminiwa soramimi? sukidayo sukidayo no koe"
Keely: STOP STOP THE DISNEY SHIT IS OVER!
Tori: Aw but that was fun.
Keely: (gives a mean glare)
Tori: …What's that look for?
Keely: (falls over)
IN SORA'S ROOM
Tori: Oh god.
Keely: If he's supposed to be the same age as us, why does his room look like a 4 year olds?
Tori: And more importantly WHY ARE HIS SHORTS ON THE GROUND?
Keely: (sighs)
Sora's Mom: Sora, dinner's ready. Come on down. Sora?
Tori: (gasps) THAT'S IT!
Keely: What's it?
Tori: Sora-kun
Keely: Sora-CH-
Tori: DON'T START THAT AGAIN! (coughs) Anyways Sora-KUN must have one of the doting mothers who hates it when their kid grows up and tries to treat them like babies so they'll think in their poor pathetic minds that their 3 years old and go for the rest of the lives without knowing the joys of adult hood!
Keely: …How does your mind work again?
Sora: Where's Kairi? I thought she was with you!
Riku: The door has opened….
Tori: (sighs and gets a nosebleed)
Keely: Oh lord. (hands over tissue box)
Riku: The door has opened, Sora! Now we can go to the outside world!
Tori: Yes, come to the outside world and see us!
Riku: Kairi's coming with us!
Tori: DAMN!
Riku: We can't let fear stop us! I'm not afraid of the darkness! (holds out his hold)
Tori: I'M COMIN FOR YA MY BISHI (runs to screen and tries to grab his hand) Something's wrong! I can't get my hand through!
Keely: That's because THERE'S A SCREEN MORON! AND HE'S NOT REAL!
Tori: HE'S REAL TO ME! (continues to try)
(pool of darkness forms beneath Riku and begins to wrap around his waist)
Tori: WAIT! NOT YET! (tries harder) DON'T GO!
Keely: (pulls Tori away from screen) Listen to me very carefully. Are you listening?
Tori: Yeah.
Keely: (yells in Tori's ear) YOU'RE A MORON!
Tori: AIEEYA ME EARS!
Sora: (runs to Secret Place) Kairi!
Kairi: (slowly turns around) Sora…
Keely: Aww. You gotta admit that's kinda sad.
Tori: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'VE BEEN RENDERED DEAF!
Keely: (smacks) Knock it off.
Tori: (sobs) Yes ma'am.
(A Darkside appears behind Sora)
Tori: Again?
Keely: Let me actually finish this battle. Ok?
Tori: Aww but you suck at fighting.
Keely: I ONLY HAD ONE HIT LEFT!
Tori: It's not only in this game. What about Devil May Cry 3? You can't get past Cerberus in that one icy place.
Keely: You can't even get TO that area and you died so many times the game even said you sucked.
Tori: …Shut up. (cries)
Sora: (beats the crap out of the Darkside's arm)
Tori: You know how come something as big as that gets brought down by only a couple of hits in the arm?
Keely: Well…
Tori: And how come there's no blood spray?
Keely: BECAUSE IT'S A FRICKEN E RATED GAME MORON!
Tori: You don't have to yell.
Keely: (tries to hold in anger)
Sora: (tries SO hard to hang on to the plank but ends up floating into the Sin wannabe thingy)
Tori: Haha I called it a Sin wannabe.
Keely: …
Tori: Ke?
Keely: ARGH! THAT DOES IT! (picks up Tori)
Tori: WHAT IN HELLS NAME ARE-
Keely: I'M LOCKING YOU IN MY HELLISH CLOSET ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Tori: NO! NONONONONONONONO NOT IN THERE! THERE'S WOOD SPIDERS AND CHILD MOLESTERS IN THERE!
Keely: (shoves Tori into closet)
Tori: NOOOO!
Keely: (locks the door) The deed is done. (goes back to her TV)
A/N: Phew, I finally finished Chapter 3. And for all of you who have never seen the inside of Keely's closet it really is hell. (shudders at the memory) Never again. Anyways just a little warning, it'll probably take me a long time to get the next chapter posted. Lots of school crap going on. Please don't be mad. Remember to review my loving fans!