Chapter 2:
A Letter and A Explosion
Calvin had been drawing for 2 hours on his blueprint paper.
After he was finally finished, he woke up Hobbes who had been sleeping, and showed him his plans.
1. Get hold of my good friends, The Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons and the Weirdos from Another Planet.
2. Lead army of Snow Goons and Weirdos towards the White House, and hold the president hostage.
3. Force president to hold a press conference on TV, and then hypnotize everyone.
4. Enslave the people of the Earth.
5. (Addition), Instead of taking over the world, I'm going to take over the universe.
6. Force the inhabitants of each planet to surrender to my army.
7. Dump all of the living things I have enslaved on Earth.
8. "Accidentally" leave the Snow Goons and Weirdos on Earth
9. Hobbes and I board the spaceship
10. Go to Mars and live there.
Hobbes thought the plan was great, but there was one problem, no food.
So Calvin fixed it up so the plan said.
9. Pack food and survival stuff to go to Mars.
10. Hobbes and I board spaceship.
11. Go to Mars and live there.
"That's better" said Hobbes, "How are we going to contact the Weirdos and Snow Goons" asked Hobbes.
"That's why I bought these bottle rockets" said Calvin.
"But wouldn't the message explode?" asked Hobbes.
"Yes, if it wasn't in this protective metal container" said Calvin.
"OOOOOHHHHHH" said Hobbes.
Calvin started writing the letter to the Snow Goons and Weirdos.
(The Snow Goons and Weirdos are on Mars right now, plotting to destroy Earth.)
Dear Snow Goons and Weirdos,
This is Calvin and Hobbes all the way from Earth. I know from past experiences, you are very angry at the world, so I have an offer for you. I have been planning to take over the world, and I've been thinking, wouldn't it be nice to take it over with some Snow Goons and Weirdos from Another Planet. So, if you want to take this offer, come on down to Earth, and I will discuss my plans with you. Hope to see you soon.
Sincerely,
Calvin and Hobbes
"OK Hobbes, I think we're ready" said Calvin.
Calvin placed the letter inside the metal container.
Calvin and Hobbes walked out to Calvin's backyard, and began strapping the bottle rockets to the metal container.
Calvin ran inside and grabbed a match.
He took a rock a struck the match against it.
The match ignited.
"LIFT OFF IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!" screamed Hobbes, and Calvin lit the bottle rockets.
It didn't turnout as planned.
The bottle rocket flew up about twenty feet, but then took a nose dive right at their neighbors house.
The house exploded.
There was a good thing two bad things about this "explosion".
The good thing was no one was in the house.
The two bad things were, there was dynamite in the house, which caused this explosion to be very large, and that Calvin and Hobbes were going to be grounded for life.
Calvin and Hobbes decided, since they were going to take over the world anyway, they were going to go steal a space shuttle from NASA and hand deliver the letter to the Snow Goons and Weirdos.