Chapter 3:
Re-meeting the Snow Goons and Weirdos
"Calvin, how are we going to get to NASA, you can't fool your mom with the Da Vinci Code II again." said Hobbes.
"Your right, so I'm going to use the FastAger 2500" said Calvin.
"Not again Calvin. Remember when you turned into a baby using that thing" said Hobbes.
"Yeah, but now I know how to use it" said Calvin.
"I have a bad feeling about this" said Hobbes.
Calvin handed Hobbes the FastAger 2500 and said "Push that green button on the controller".
Hobbes "accidentally" pushed the purple button, sending a flash of red light, hitting Calvin square in the face.
Calvin was sent flying backwards.
Hobbes looked over to where Calvin had crashed, and saw a little baby.
Hobbes walked over to Calvin. "goochy goochy go!" said Hobbes as he was pinching Calvin's cheeks.
The baby Calvin punched Hobbes right on the cheek, "YOW!" screamed Hobbes, "hurry up and turn me to 16" said Calvin.
Hobbes picked the controller up and pushed the red button, and there was a flash of green light.
Suddenly, there was a sixteen year old standing in Calvin's room.
He had acne all over his face, braces on his teeth, ripped black jeans, and that same red and black stripped shirt Calvin always wore.
"Okay Hobbes, now we need to make a fake drivers license" said the teenage Calvin.
Hobbes walked over to the computer, printed out a picture of a driver's license, took a picture of Calvin, printed that picture out, and pasted the picture on the license.
"Okay Hobbes, now let's go get in the car" said Calvin.
They hopped into Calvin's mom's car, and Calvin started the car.
"Now put the car in reverse" said Hobbes, and Calvin shifted the car stick, and put his foot on the pedal.
They began to move into the street.
"Now put in frontward drive, and turn the wheel to straighten out" said Hobbes, and Calvin did exactly what Hobbes said.
"Now don't push on the pedal to..." said Hobbes, but it was too late.
Calvin slammed on the pedal, and they were going 120 down the neighborhood street.
Hobbes covered his eyes and Calvin was screaming "WWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHOOOOO".
They sped down the street, and these skateboarding kids were setting up a really big ramp on the street (because during the day, no one drove down that street).
The car went up the ramp and was flying through the air "WWWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOO HOOOOOO" screamed Calvin again.
Calvin peeked through his hands that were covering his eyes, and saw that they were in the air, and immediately shut them again.
Suddenly, a screen popped out of the dashboard.
"Hello Secret Agent M.O.M., we are now initiating your rocket boosters and auto-pilot" said a lady on the screen.
"Wow, that was weird" said Calvin, but he was too dumb to understand.
Hobbes finally opened his eyes, and looked out the rear window.
"Wow, we're really high up... I HATE HIGHTS... LET ME OUT!" said Hobbes.
Calvin began to grow younger, the effect was wearing off.
"HOBBES, SETTLE DOWN!" screamed Calvin, and he slapped Hobbes right on the cheek.
"Thank You" said Hobbes.
"You are now exiting the Earth's atmosphere" said the lady on the screen.
"Cool Hobbes, we're going into space, this reminds me of... SPACEMAN SPIFF!" screamed Calvin, and he got out his Spiff outfit.
He was about to jump out of the window, but Hobbes held him back.
"HEY, I WAS TRYING TO FLY!" screamed Calvin in a very annoyed tone.
"Okay, airhead, I betcha anything, if you went out there, you would run out of breath in 30 seconds" said Hobbes.
"Okay, you're on" said Calvin.
Calvin jumped out the window, and grabbed onto the antenna of the car.
5 seconds, and Calvin made it look like he had no doubt that he was going to win this bet.
10 seconds, Calvin looking a little out of breath.
20 seconds, Calvin was slamming on the windshield, telling Hobbes to let him in.
Hobbes let him in.
"I'm not paying you anything" said Calvin.
"Oh, so this is the thanks I get for saving your butt'" said Hobbes.
Their argument was interrupted by the lady on the screen.
"You are now heading right towards Mars, prepare landing gear".
Calvin pushed the landing gear button, and the wheels popped out again.
The car went into a steep dive.
"You are now 20 yards away from the ground of Mars" said the lady.
"10 yards"
"5 yards"
"WELCOME TO MARS" said the lady.
Calvin and Hobbes put on their space helmets and began to walk around.
Suddenly, Calvin was nailed by a clod of dirt.
Then, Hobbes was nailed by a clod of dirt.
After a few seconds, there was a barrage of dirt clods flying at Calvin and Hobbes.
"Hey everybody look! It's Calvin, the one that sent us to this dreaded planet".
It was one of the Snow Goons.
"HEY SNOW GOONS, WEIRDOS, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU" screamed Calvin, but he was just hit by more dirt clods.
Calvin finally just decided to throw the metal container that had the letter in it at the Snow Goons and Weirdos.
One of the Weirdos was nailed in the head with the metal container.
"YOW!" screamed the Weirdo.
One of the Snow Goons picked up the metal container and pulled out the letter.
The Snow Goon read it to all of the other Weirdos and Snow Goons.
After they were done reading, the leaders of the Weirdos and Snow Goons asked Calvin "WHEN ARE WE LEAVING?"
"Oh so your interested... well... we can leave now" said Calvin.
"YEAH! THE WORLD IS GOING TO COME TO AN END!" screamed all of the Weirdos and Snow Goons.