Chapter 5:
The Art Teacher Meets the President
Calvin was thinking of ways to get out of the room, when the door burst open.
The Snow Goons and Weirdos entered the room.
"Hey, you guys finally came to save me" said Calvin.
The leader Snow Goon shook his head no, and they picked Calvin up and carried him out of the room.
They carried him all the way to Calvin's house, tied him up, and threw him in the guest room.
Calvin had left them stuffed in the guest room, so they did the same to him.
The Crazy Art Teacher ran into her car.
She started driving, and then she pushed a button on her radio.
Suddenly, jets popped out and she began flying.
"Not crazy, not crazy" she said to herself.
She landed right in front of the White House in Washington D.C. and got out of her car.
"HEY, Do you have a meeting with the president" asked one of the security guard.
The Crazy Art Teacher just pulled out some modeling clay and quickly tied the two security guards together.
She kicked the door open and began running, dodging everyone who tried to stop her.
She threw the presidents door open and walked inside.
"HELLO Mr. Bush" said the Crazy Art Teacher, in her crazy voice.
"Uh, send in security" said the president.
Quickly, the art teacher pulled out Calvin's blue print.
The blueprint Calvin had in his hands in the art room was a second decoy she created.
"YOU MIGHT be interested in this" said the Crazy Art Teacher.
"Why thank you" said the president.
He stared at it, blinked, rubbed his eyes, and stared at it again.
"Now you expect me to believe that a six year old kid is going to try and take over the world" said the president.
She pulled out a video tape of Calvin, and it showed him flying to space, and gathering the Snow Goons and Weirdos.
"OH MY GOODNESS, General Guywhotakescareofseriousmatters, we need to force an attack on a house" said the president, talking on his phone.
"What house sir?" asked the general.
"WELL I DON'T KNOW THAT, JUST SEND OUT A FLEET OF ARMY TANKS AND JETS AND LOOK AROUND!" screamed the president.
This was going to turn all of Calvin's plans around.
As the President was talking on the phone, the Crazy Art Teacher pulled out what looked like a paint brush.
She pointed it at the president, and pushed a button.
Suddenly, the president dropped the phone, and had a blank stare on his face.
The Crazy Art Teacher began to talk into the paint brush.
"Hello, I am Mr. President, and I am secretly the Crazy Art Teacher" said the president.
The Crazy Art Teacher had brainwashed the president.
Then, she took out a remote control that was made out of clay.
She pushed a button, and the president reached down and picked up the phone.
"General Guywhotakescareofseriousmatters, after we take over the little punks house, lead an army to take over the rest of the world" said the president.
"What ever you say Mr. President" said the general.
Calvin struggled to get out of the ropes and duck tape, but had no luck.
Finally, the Snow Goons and Weirdos came in.
They untied him and carried him down stairs.
They sat him in front of the TV, and flipped to the news channel.
"HEY, Let's watch cartoons, I don't want to watch the news" said Calvin, but the leader Snow Goon just pointed at the TV.
"Hello my fellow Americans, today, a nice lady who calls herself the Crazy Art Teacher just came by and told me about a little boy named Calvin. He wants to take over the world. So, I am sending out a fleet of army tanks and jets to take over his house, and then the Crazy Art Teacher is going to take over the world... I MEAN... she is... uh..." said the president, and then the TV went back to cartoons.
"YEAH CARTOONS" screamed Calvin, completely forgetting that the Crazy Art Teacher was trying to take over the world.
The Snow Goons slapped him across the head.
"Oh yeah, OH SHOOT, MY CRAZY ART TEACHER IS ABOUT TO TAKEOVER THE WORLD!" screamed Calvin.
Suddenly, he heard helicopters over head.
"CALVIN, PLEASE COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP" said the guy in the helicopter.
"I'm not going down without a fight" said Calvin.