Chapter 6:
Take Over the World Mayhem
"Calvin, come out with your hands up" said the helicopter guy.
Calvin gathered as many things as he could, and ran upstairs to prepare to fire.
Calvin dashed up the stairs and got up against his dresser, peeking around the corner of the dresser.
The helicopter was standing right there.
"Hobbes, Maneuver 121" said Calvin to Hobbes, who was lying under the bed.
"What's Maneuver 121?" asked Hobbes.
"YOU BUFFOON! MANUVER 121 IS WHERE YOU SNEEK UP AND OPEN THE WINDOW" said Calvin.
"Ohhhhhhhh, Ok Calvin" said Hobbes.
Hobbes rolled up into a ball and rolled towards the window, unnoticed. "OK, now take the paper clip with the string attached to it, and throw it up so it latches onto the handle of the window!" said Calvin.
"What paperclip with the string attached to it?" asked Hobbes.
Calvin looked on his bedside table across the room, and saw the paperclip with the string attached to it.
"HOBBES! I TOLD YOU TO GRAB IT YOU MORON!" screamed Calvin to Hobbes.
The guy in the helicopter heard Calvin scream.
"He's in his room, prepare to fire missile #1!" screamed the helicopter guy.
"Oh great job Calvin, he heard you. I knew you would pay for calling me names one day. I knew it." said Hobbes.
"Hobbes, quit telling me you told me so and get ready to fire" said Calvin.
Hobbes opened the window and Calvin and Hobbes grabbed all of the things they were prepared to throw.
"HOBBES, DON'T THROW MY MOM'S CHINA LAMP! SHE'LL KILL US!" screamed Calvin.
'LAUNCHING MISSLE IN 5" said the helicopter.
"CALVIN, FORGET ABOUT KNOCKING THE HELICOPTER OUT OF THE SKY AND TAKE COVER!" screamed Hobbes.
Calvin and Hobbes ran over and hid in Calvin's closet.
"LAUNCHING MISSILE IN 4" said the helicopter.
"THIS IS IT BUDDY, WE'RE DONE FOR" said Calvin to Hobbes.
"WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET UP THERE!" screamed Calvin's mom.
"NOTHING MOM!" screamed Calvin.
"LAUNCHING MISSLE IN 3, 2, 1" said the helicopter.
"THIS IS IT!" screamed Hobbes.
Then, there was a loud explosion.
Calvin and Hobbes were wincing, waiting for the missile to hit them.
Nothing happened.
There was a loud crash, and Calvin and Hobbes got out of the closet.
They looked out the window and saw the remains of the helicopter on the driveway.
"What just happened" asked Calvin.
Then suddenly, there was a barrage of bullets flying at them.
"TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!" screamed Calvin, and they both jumped right under the bed.
"What was that!" asked Hobbes.
Calvin peeked his head out from under the bed and saw another helicopter, but this one was different.
It was painted as if it looked like a helicopter made out of school loose leaf paper.
It had math facts all over it, and in big red letters it said MW.
"OH MY GOODNESS IT'S MISS WORMWOOD!" screamed Calvin.
And both Calvin and Hobbes were peeking their heads out.
"THAT'S RIGHT BOYS!" screamed Miss Wormwood, as she poked her head out of the helicopter.
"Oh great, now 3 people are fighting for control of the world" said Calvin.
"NOT JUST 3 BOYS, BUT 4!" screamed Miss Wormwood, and another helicopter came in.
It was covered in detention slips, and had a big SPTL in black letters.
"WE HAVE 4 PEOPLE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" screamed Mr. Spittle, as he poked his head out of the helicopter.
Then there was a loud, creaky voice that said "NOT JUST 4, BUT FIVE!" screamed Calvin's gym teacher, flying in his helicopter, which was covered in sports sayings such as "There is now crying in baseball" and "We're gonna play a nice game of DODGEBALL".
Oh great, now my psycho gym teacher is here, though Calvin.
"NOT JUST 4 PEOPLE, BUT 6!" came another voice.
"OK, This whole NOT JUST PEOPLE thing is getting annoying" said Calvin.
Another helicopter came in, and Calvin's mom and dad were in it.
The Crazy Art Teacher came in flying in her helicopter.
"NOW I'M GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" screamed the Crazy Art Teacher.
"No, I'm gonna take over the world" said Miss Wormwood.
"No, we're gonna take over the world" said Calvin's mom and dad.
Then, before anyone knew it, there was a war of helicopters firing their missiles saying "I'M TAKING OVER THE WORLD!".
"Wow, my plan to take over the world has all the adults fighting over who's going to take over the world" said Calvin.
"While their occupied, why don't we go get the Snow Goons and Weirdos and take over the world" said Hobbes.
"Good idea" said Calvin.
Calvin went downstairs, and saw something shocking.
Now the Weirdos and Snow Goons were having a war.
There were snowballs and laser blasts flying everywhere.
"RUN TO THE KITCHEN!" screamed Calvin.
But Hobbes wasn't listening, he began fighting on the Weirdos side in the war.
"My gosh, and I thought Iwas the violent, war happy freak! Now there are to wars going on in my house and right outside my house. SWEET! My living room and driveway are going to be historical places!" screamed Calvin.
He ran into his mom and dads room and turned on the TV, and saw his house with all the helicopters fighting outside it.
A reporter came on and said "Here, at this very house, there are two wars going on. One against almost all the responsible adults in this city, and the other between Deranged Snow Men and Weirdos From Another Planet, this is a historical day and place" said the reporter.
"And now, a war has broke out in Washington DC, and all of the other capitals of the world. The reason, because everyone wants to take over the world" said the reporter.
"Wait, something just came to me, I want to take over the world" said the reporter, and she jumped into the news van, pushed a button, and some helicopter blades popped out of the top and she was in the battle.
"This is weird. Now everyone wants to take over the world, and I'm just sitting here on my mom and dads bed watching it all happen. I BETTER GO GET FIGHTING!" screamed Calvin.