Chapter 8:
Overthrowing the Kid Empire Goes Awry
Calvin sat in the helicopter as the kid empire flew to the White House. He was plotting his rule over the world.
Once I overthrow the Kid Empire, I will force every world leader to bow down to me.
What Calvin didn't know, is that all of the other kids were planning their reign over the world.
They landed at the White House, and almost instantly, every kid on that helicopter was fighting to rule the world.
Calvin pulled out Nelvin's Into the Hatch Gun 3000.5 and shot everyone that got in his way.
Calvin ran over to the side over to the side of the White House, and hid behind the bushes.
He looked out into Washington DC, and saw the most unbelievable scene.
While Washington DC was being destroyed by it's own country, it was also being invaded by other countries.
This was almost the second Civil War. But this time, all of the other countries saw the weakness of the US as it was fighting, and decided to take over it.
Calvin forgot about all his worries about taking over the world, and thought up a way to save the US.
First, Calvin had to get inside the president's room.
He ran back over to the helicopter, dodging all the vaporizer blasts flying at him.
He began pulling out the rope that was used to lower the net, and then began gnawing the rope with his teeth.
"PLAUGH! spit spit" said Calvin, after his was finished gnawing the rope.
He ran back over to the bushes, and tied a rock to the rope.
He threw the rock at the president's window, shattering it.
Calvin covered his head as the glass fell to the ground.
He tugged on the rope, making sure it was secured on something.
On the other end of the rope, the president was hanging on to the rock.
"It's an intruder" said the president, who was still brainwashed from the Crazy Art Teacher.
Calvin looped the rope around his jeans' belt loop, put his feet up against the wall, and began climbing up the wall.
Calvin was up about 30 feet, which could probably kill him. Then, the president let go of the rope, causing Calvin to fall.
"AAAAHHHHH!" screamed Calvin, but then, right before Calvin hit the ground, the rock got caught on the secretary's desk, holding Calvin up.
"That was close" said Calvin, and he continued climbing.
He finally made it into the presidents room, and saw the president standing right there, holding a gun.
"Now put your hands up" said the paranoid president.
"You know other countries are invading the US right now" said Calvin.
"No duh! Why do you think I have a gun for my protection" said the president.
"Well you need to inform the whole country" said Calvin.
"Do you know how much craziness that will cause?" said the president.
"Well that's a risk we're gonna have to take" said the Calvin.
"Forget it" said the president.
Plan A had failed Calvin.
I wonder were Hobbes is, thought Calvin.