Chapter 9:
King Hobbes of the Tuna Slaves
"Hey kid, look, we don't have to worry about any terrorists taking over our country. Just look at this guy!" said the president.
There sat Hobbes in a throne, and he was waving to everyone on the TV.
A reporter came on and said "We have new ruler in this world, and his name is Hobbes. To everyone, he just looked like a stuffed tiger. But after he won the war of the Snow Goons and Weirdos, he went on to greatness by transforming into half tiger, half man".
Hobbes looked like he did when only Calvin was around.
"Oh geez, I can't believe my stuffed tiger would actually rule the world one day" said Calvin.
"Well, I guess my job is over!" said the president, and he ripped off his suit, so he was only wearing pajamas.
He sat down in his seat and drank some coffee and opened up a box of doughnuts.
A group of reporters and camera men burst through the door of the presidents room, and he was now on the TV.
"So Mr. President, what do you have to say about the new world ruler?" asked one of the reporters.
"Well, my job is over. So if you see, I am just relaxing now. All of the problems are that tigers shoulders, not mine" said the president.
"What do you think the world will become with the new world ruler?" asked one of the reporters.
"Oh well, I don't know. And right now I don't care" said the president.
All of the reporters turned around to their camera men and said "Well that's what our "careless" president has to say about the new world ruler.
Interviewers were going crazy, asking Hobbes millions of questions.
"So Hobbes, what is your title going to be?" asked one of the reporters.
"Well, I was thinking Babe Magnet, but I thought that wouldn't appeal to our male people, so I have decided to be called KING HOBBES OF THE TUNA SLAVES!" said King Hobbes.
"Why of the tuna slaves?" asked another reporter.
"Because I have decided that each day, every person of the world will have to make me a meal with tuna in it, or else they will be put in jail" said Hobbes.
Everyone gasped.
"Well, what will happen to all of the businesses of the world?" asked another reporter.
"I have decided to destroy all of the businesses and have a selected few for each country to be the owners of the Tuna Slaves" said Hobbes.
"And who are these few going to be?" asked another reporter.
"Well I have some names" said King Hobbes.
Calvin was watching the TV from the presidents room.
"Oh phew! At least I am going to be an owner" said Calvin.
"Ok, Susie Derkins and all of the girls in Calvin's class because I think they are pretty..." said King Hobbes.
"WHERE AM I! I thought I would be first on the list!" screamed Calvin.
"Calvin's mom and dad, who are so caring of Calvin..." said King Hobbes.
"He said my name two times in their, but none of them were appointing me as an owner" said Calvin.
"Miss Wormwood, who teaches so many children the joy of school..." said King Hobbes.
"MISS WORMWOOD?" screamed Calvin.
"Settle down kid, you'll be on there" said the president.
"The president, and all of the other important leaders except ones who have to do with terrorism" said King Hobbes
"And last, all the girls of the world" said Hobbes, finishing his list.
"I'M NOT ON THERE!" screamed Calvin.
"THAT'S IT. I'M STARTING A RIOT" screamed Calvin.
Calvin ran out of the White House, and made a sign.
"DOWN WITH THE POWER, UP WITH ME! DOWN WITH THE POWER, UP WITH ME!" screamed Calvin, but then he was nailed by a water balloon thrown by a girl.
"I LIKE OUR NEW WORLD RULER, HE'S ACTUALLY NICE TO US GIRLS!" screamed the girl who threw the water balloon.