Title: The Twelve Days of Twins' Gifts
Category: Humor/Parody
Pairings: none
Summary: The Twelve Days of Christmas; Harry Potter Style!
The Twelve Days of Twins' Gifts
On the first day of Christmas, the twins gave to me
A chocolate frog that jumped on me.
On the second day of Christmas, the twins gave to me
Two downy owls, and a chocolate frog that jumped on me.
On the third day of Christmas, the twins gave to me
Three hippogriffs. two downy owls, and a chocolate frog that jumped on me.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the twins gave to me
Four screeching cats, three hippogriffs, two downy owls, and a chocolate frog that jumped on me.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the twins gave to me
Five joke wands, four screeching cats, three hippogriffs, two downy owls, and a chocolate frog that jumped on me.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the twins gave to me
Six bludgers bludging, five joke wands, four screeching cats, three hippogriffs, two downy owls, and a chocolate frog that jumped on me.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the twins gave to me
Seven aging potions, six bludgers bludging, five joke wands, four screeching cats, three hippogriffs, two downy owls, and a chocolate frog that jumped on me.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the twins gave to me
Eight slaving house-elves, seven aging potions, six bludgers bludging, five joke wands, four screeching cats, three hippogriffs, two downy owls, and a chocolate frog that jumped on me.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the twins gave to me
Nine veela dancing, eight slaving house-elves, seven aging potions, six bludgers bludging, five joke wands, four screeching cats, three hippogriffs, two downy owls, and a chocolate frog that jumped on me.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the twins gave to me
Ten leprechauns, nine veela dancing, eight slaving house-elves, seven aging potions, six bludgers bludging, five joke wands, four screeching cats, three hippogriffs, two downy owls, and a chocolate frog that jumped on me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the twins gave to me
Eleven teachers teaching, ten leprechauns, nine veela dancing, eight slaving house-elves, seven aging potions, six bludgers bludging, five joke wands, four screeching cats, three hippogriffs, two downy owls, and a chocolate frog that jumped on me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the twins gave to me
Twelve knitter sweaters, eleven teachers teaching, ten leprechauns, nine veela dancing, eight slaving house-elves, seven aging potions, six bludgers bludging, five joke wands, four screeching cats, three hippogriffs, two downy owls, and a chocolate frog that jumped on me.
It's DONE! My Christmas story #1 is done! WEE!