Day One in the house-

As everyone moved in, There were the first fights... Mostly Envy and Greed fighting over having to sleep in the same room.

"What's the problem here... Its separate beds..." Winry said, obviously confused. The others moving in just ignored the fight, which had started to have furniture thrown.

"Oh, leave them be, they'll either stop or kill each other." Kimblee said, poking around, wondering if couches made bombs. He decided he should find out, just as soon as humanly possible, but now he needed to pee.

This was when it was discovered there was only one bathroom...

"This is gonna be hell..." Ed predicted, as he and the rest of the house observed Roy shitting.

Later that day, Glacia and Elicia were in the kitchen, baking cookies, with Hughes happily snapping picture after picture, when Kimblee came in, and put some bread in the toaster. Glacia looked up briefly, and wondered if he knew the toaster was not plugged in... But figured he must, after all, only an idiot wouldn't...

Kimblee apparently was either and idiot, or did not deal with plugs, because soon he was cursing under his breath, and waiting, impatiently. Glacia, deciding this was funny, didn't say anything, and went back to rolling out dough. But soon, with a flash, and a loud report, the toaster was gone, and Kimblee grinned, picking up the piece of finished toast.

"Mmm... Warm toast"
Glacia looked, and blinked.
"Mommy... Toaster go BOOM!"

Envy was bored. Envy bored, is not a pretty sight. He decided that there was no way he was staying bored in a place as big as this... So he went in search of something to do. What he found, was not excatly what he would have liked... It turned out this place had a sewing room. He stood there for several minutes... then, inexplicably, decided he wanted to sew something.

He picked up the white cloth and started cutting, humming merrily.

Hawyeye carefully unpacked her things, two spare uniforms, two sets of civillian clothes, and all seven firearms.

And Black Hayate.

The black and white puppy sniffed around, exploring the girl's bedroom. Winry looked down, as she was unfastening the locks on the large dog kennel that earlier four techs had struggled to bring in.

"You have a dog too?" Winry inquired. Hawkeyes grinned, and scooped up her little pride and joy.

"Yep, Black Hayate." Winry happily let Den out. The puppy jumped down to meet the older dog.

The two dogs looked at one another curiously. There was sniffing, and soon the flopped down beside one annother and got comfortable.

"Guess they're friends now..." Hawkeye observed.

"Yeah." Winry agreed. The stood in thoughtful silence.

"Guess we shoudl be too." Winry suddenly said.

"Sounds logical." Hawkeye said grinning.

And so, the two scariest females in Edward Elric's life joined forces.

Hohenheim had found the remote.

He stared at it for a long time, wondering what it was, then ran to get a notebook to record his information on this new and interesting development.

The object is rectangular and black. It has raised rubber dealies(A/N: so scientific... ; ) and they seem to be basicly harmless.

He curiously ran his fingers over the "rubber dealies" and the big screen TV clicked to life, right in the middle of a Brittish showing of "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone."

It was near the end, where Harry holds up the stone.

Hohenheim ran at it to get it... and baged his face into the TV.

Lust walking by peed herself laughing.

And so was the first day.

A/N: No voting anyone off yet...

the first house challenge will be next chappie...

Because of a friend, the first challenge has been chosen... If you can think of more challenges, review and give them.

If you cannot think of any, review anyways, me likes reviews and continues stories that get lots of reviews... hinthint