Chapter 2:

The Survivors Who Didn't Survive Part 1

"Welcome to Survivor: The Couch" said Creff Robst, the host of the show (He is Jeff Probst's replacement).

"This season, we decided to switch things up, we are going to have the players be on a couch instead of a deserted island".

"The rules of this game our simple: there will be a T.V. in front of the couch showing shows such as Dora the Explorer and Blues Clues"

"If anyone cracks from watching too much TV and decides to leave the couch and run away they lose".

"And at the end of every immunity challenge, the losing team will vote someone off".

"Our contestants for this season are all from the same town, but all have many differences" said Creff.

"First we have, Calvin who is a hyperactive boy and enjoys watching TV and eating junk food".

"Next we have Hobbes, a talking stuffed tiger who likes tuna fish sandwiches".

"Then we have Susie, who is a nerd who studies too much".

Calvin laughed as Susie sat down on the couch.

"Ha, Ha Susie, you're a nerd who studies too much!" said Calvin.

"Our next player is Moe who enjoys beating Calvin up and calling him Twinkie".

"Then we have Miss Wormwood, a really old school teacher who is very grouchy".

"Our next two contestants are Mom and Dad, who wish they could send Calvin to an orphanage".

"THEY WANT ME TO GO TO AN ORPHANGE!" screamed Calvin.

"Then we have Uncle Max, who is a single uncle.

"And those our players...wait, we have another player" said Creff.

"His name is Joe? What, there's Joe in Calvin and Hobbes".

Joe started walking away crying but then Creff said "Joe a guy who likes peanuts".

"Yeah!" said Joe as he ran over to the couch.

"Ok", said Creff "since we have an uneven amount of players, we must vote off the first person".

"Calvin, go vote over there in that little pillow hut we made on the couch".

Calvin walked over to the voting hut and took the cap off the pen.

"Joe, sorry man, but you just have to go" said Calvin as he showed the camera his slip of paper.

"Next up, Hobbes" said Creff.

Everyone in the group voted for Joe, and Joe even voted for himself because he thought that the person with the most votes is safe.

"The first person voted off Survivor: The Couch is... Joe" said Creff.

Joe went off weeping.

"Joe, the couch has spoken".

Joe walked away from the couch.

"Now that we have an even amount of players, we will split up the teams" said Creff.

"Mom, Dad, Uncle Max, and Miss Wormwood, you team name will be the Dora Explorers" said Creff.

All the adults high-fived each other as Creff said their team.

"Calvin, Hobbes, Susie, and Moe, your team name will be the Blues Clues" said Creff.

TO BE CONTINUED