Chapter 5: Charlie's Plan
Charlie was sitting on the couch, watching T.V.
The Amazing Race was supposed to be on, but some lame show was on called the Un-Amazing Race.
Then he saw Calvin.
"Gosh, I didn't get rid of Calvin in Survivor, but I think I can rid of him in this show" said Charlie.
See, Charlie was still angry that him and Rosalyn broke up, and it was all because of that little punk, Calvin, and his stuffed tiger Hobbes.
So then Charlie decided to send Calvin and Hobbes into reality shows, and then exterminate them.
But he failed in Survivor, because Creff is a big bum.
So now he thought that Iwillbe Yourhost could finish the job.
He was going to send Calvin's plane into a drop, causing havoc, and then he was going to have Iwillbe hypnotize the passengers into throwing Calvin and Hobbes off the plane.
He started to laugh, in a very evil way.
"MMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA, hacking cough".
Charlie started to choke.
Then his mean old grandma punched him right in the stomach.
"CAH" coughed Charlie.
"Gee thanks grandma" said Charlie.