Chapter 7:

The Final Battle

Calvin and Hobbes were falling through the sky.

"HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP" screamed Calvin.

"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP" screamed Hobbes.

Then they crashed into a building called "Work Here if You Just Got Dumped Because of Some Six Year Old Kid".

Charlie was sitting at his desk, filing some papers, when Calvin and Hobbes crashed right into his desk.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH, THERE'S BOMBS FLYING EVERYWHERE" screamed Charlie.

Calvin and Hobbes poked their heads out of the desk.

They saw a lot of Rosalyn's boyfriends there.

Then, they all stared at Calvin and Hobbes.

"Oh jeez" said Calvin.

All of the workers started walking towards the desk "ATACK" screamed Charlie.

Calvin and Hobbes ran towards the elevator, closing it just in time before the workers got a hold of them.

They pushed the very top floor, and the workers saw the numbers going up, so they ran up the stairs.

"Hey Calvin, what's that sound" asked Hobbes.

It sounded like an army charging up the stairs, and that's pretty much what it was.

So Calvin hit the down arrow in the elevator, and the footsteps paused, and the footsteps started going down the stairs.

Then, there was a big loud bang on the side of the elevator.

"OH SHOOT, THEIR GRABING ON THE ELEVATOR!" screamed Calvin.

Suddenly, the top of the elevator was ripped off.

Calvin hit the "Ludicrous Speed" button on the elevator, causing the elevator to go super fast.

The elevator was going so fast that it crashed through the roof of the building (which made the workers fall off) and sent the elevator flying through the sky.

"We're safe now..." said Hobbes, but then they went straight down.

The boys were now floating in the air because of gravity.

Then, Calvin got thrown through the hole in the top of the elevator, but he grabbed on the top just in time.

"HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBEEEESSS!" screamed Calvin.

Hobbes picked up the wires from the elevator that a ripped off to give them to Calvin to hang on to.

He tied the ends to the hold-on-to railings in the elevator, and gave the other ends to Calvin.

Then, they entered the building again.

They crashed through the building instead of going into the elevator shaft.

Calvin let go and found Charlie.

"Hey Charlie, how's it going" said Calvin nervously.

"You made me break up with my girlfriend" said Charlie.

Calvin grabbed a metal pipe (because they were on the 'In Development Floor') and so did Charlie.

They began to fight (luckily, while he was bored at home, Calvin had watched the show 'How to Fight Your Babysitters Boyfriend with a Pipe').

Then, Hobbes snuck up on Charlie and used the bashed him in the head with a pipe.

They tied him up and sent him to prison.