WWE Idol
Disclaimer: Same as always
Randy Orton was next.
"Im singing Celebrity by Brad Paisley." he said.
"Ok Randy." Randy said. Paula cracked up.
"You don't know how weird that sounds." Simon said.
Someday,
I'm gonna be famous,
Do
I have talent? Well, no.
These
days you don't really need it,
Thanks
to reality shows.
Can't
wait to date a supermodel,
Can't
wait to sue my Dad.
Can't
wait to wreck a Ferrari,
On
my way to rehab.
'Cause
when you're a celebrity, it's adios reality.
You
can act just like a fool;
People
think you're cool just 'cause you're on TV.
I
can throw a major fit,
When
my Martini isn't just how I like it.
When
they say I've gone insane,
I'll
blame it on the pain,
And
the pressures that go with bein' a celebrity.
Ah
ha.
I'll
get to cy to Barbara Walters,
When
things don't go my way.
An'
I'll get community service,
No
matter which law I break.
I'll
make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll
write some awful stuff.
But
the more they run my name down,
The
more my price goes up.
When
you're a celebrity, it's adios reality.
You
can act just like a fool;
People
think you're cool just 'cause you're on TV.
Now,
I can fall in and out of love,
Have
marriages that barely last a month.
When
they go down the drain,
I'll
blame it on the fame,
And
say: "It's just so tough bein' a celebrity."
So
let's hitch up the wagons and head out west,
To
the land of fun in the sun.
We'll
be real world hatchling, jackass millionaires.
Hey,
hey Hollywood, here we come.
When
you're a celebrity, it's adios reality.
No
matter what you do,
People
think you're cool just 'cause you're on TV.
Bein'
a celebrity.
Yeah,
bein' a celebrity.
Ah
ha.
Aw,
where's my coffee?
"That was the worst thing I Ever heard. Are you sure you weren't torturing a cat?" Simon said. "Should he go on?"
"NO." Randy said
"NO!" Paula said
"Get out." Simon said