WWE Idol
Disclaimer: Same As Always
Big Show's turn.
"I'm singing XXL." he said. The judges looked at the 7 foot, 500 lb man and smiled.
Well
Momma was exhausted after she had me,
it
took two nurses to hold me, one nurse to slap me.
Doctor
turned to momma and shook his head,
whiped
the sweat off his brow, and then he said ,
"This
boy is way off the charts, as far as I can tell,
ooo
bpppp momma he's a double X L!"
By
second grade I was 5' 2"!
By
fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe!
In
eighth grade I was shopping at the, Big and Tall,
and
the coaches had me playing High School football.
Uncle
Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL!
ooo
bbppp son, you're a double XL!"
Double
XL, Double XL!
Dont
call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell.
Double
XL Double XL!
Im
a lean, mean, love machine that likes to be held,
ooo
bbbppp baby Im a double XL!
Here
we go!
Country
cuties in Texas,
string
bikinis in Florida,
Barbie
Dolls driving Lexus, out in California.
A
skinny little pretty boy aint what they wanna hold,
they
want a real man with meat on his bones!
I'll
yank their Yankees, ring their Southern Belles,
they
say "ooo bbbppp we love a double XL!"
(Chorus)
Double
XL solo!
Well
double XL double XL
Dont
call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell!
Double
XL, double XL!
Im
a lean mean love machine that likes to be held,
ooo
bppp baby Im a double XL!
Well
if you ahve any doubts
you
can see for yourself,
why
all the girls love a double XL
ooo
bppp yeah Im a double XL!
YEAAAH!
Oh
boy!
Triple
XL too!
The judges laughed.
After the judges gave their critique he gazed at the floor, his lower lip trembling. No one had ever thought so meanly of him.
"Dissed and dismissed." Simon said. Big Show slowly shuffled towards the exit.