"Hey, Sasuke, come and fight me!" Sasuke inwardly groaned. Why? Why is it that I'm the only one within a five mile radius who will fight Naruto? Maybe if he made some other friends…But no, he knew full well that he was the only one nutty enough to chose Naruto as a friend, or a rival, or a lover… NO! Scratch the last one! Sasuke had a mission! "SAS-U-KE! HELLO, ANYBODY HOME!" ouch, that hurt his ears.
"Naruto, aren't you tired of me kicking your butt?" Naruto growled cute- IN A VERY NON-CUTE FASHION and yelled at Sasuke "I HAVE A NEW NINJITSU, IF YOU MUST KNOW!"
"Come on Naruto, you know you can't beat Sasuke. Just like you couldn't last time or the time before that, or the time before that, or the time before that…" ARG! I don't know why, but that girl BOTHERS me! And every time she talks to Naruto I just want to spite her- "alright Naruto lets see your wonderful new jutsu."
"Bu-but Sasuke-" Mwahaha! Down with her pinkness! "Ha-ha Sasuke, I knew you couldn't turn down my challenge!" Sasuke rolled his eyes as he and Naruto walked to the center of the training grounds. "Or I was bored witless and you happen to be my only outlet, dobe." "Grr… teme, you're gonna pay for that!" and then he started making a complicated seal, and with the shiringan copied it.
Horse, rat, horse, dog, snake, rabbit, rat, pig, ox, horse, monkey, tiger- "DIMENSION BEND JUTSU!"
And all of Konoha heard the explosion that ensued.
What do you think? Should I continue? Oh, and speaking of continuing, 'I will make sure of that' has been DISCONTINED so it's just ganna be a one shot after all. This however, will continue, even if it takes forever to update. R&R peoples!