Title: The Twelve Days of Christmas with Legsie
Category: Humor/Parody
Summary: The Twelve Days of Christmas LotR styel!
The Twelve Days of Christmas with Legsie
On the first day of Christmas, Legsie gave to me
A hobbit in a talking tree.
On the second day of Christmas, Legsie gave to me
Two mythrill arrows, and a hobbit in a talking tree.
On the third day of Christmas, Legsie gave to me
Three uruk-hai, two mythrill arrows, and a hobbit in a talking tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Legsie gave to me
Four orcs in hiding, three uruk-hai, two mythrill arrows, and a hobbit in a talking tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Legsie gave to me
Five rings of power, four orcs in hiding, three uruk-hai, two mythrill arrows, and a hobbit in a talking tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Legsie gave to me
Six Trolls a-smashing, five rings of power, four orcs in hiding, three uruk-hai, two mythrill arrows, and a hobbit in a talking tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Legsie gave to me
Seven Kings of Man, six trolls a-smashing, five rings of power, four orcs in hiding, three uruk-hai, two mythrill arrows, and a hobbit in a talking tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Legsie gave to me
Eight evil minions, seven kings of man, six trolls a-smashing, five rings of power, four orcs in hiding, three uruk-hai, two mythrill arrows, and a hobbit in a talking tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Legsie gave to me
Nine bad guys, seven kings of man, six trolls a-smashing, five rings of power, four orcs in hiding, three uruk-hai, two mythrill arrows, and a hobbit in a talking tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Legsie gave to me
Ten balrogs, nine bad guys, seven kings of man, six trolls a-smashing, five rings of power, four orcs in hiding, three uruk-hai, two mythrill arrows, and a hobbit in a talking tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Legsie gave to me
Eleven white wizards, ten balrogs, nine bad guys, seven kings of men, six trolls a-smashing, five rings of power, four orcs in hiding, three uruk-hai, two mythrill arrows, and a hobbit in a talking tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Legsie gave to me
Twelve second breakfasts, eleven white wizards, ten balrogs, nine bad guys, seven kings of men, six trolls a-smashing, five rings of power, four orcs in hiding, three uruk-hai, two mythrill arrows, and a hobbit in a talking tree.