Welcome all those that came back to read chapter three! This chapter showsmy weak point for none other than Sirius Black! It also shows that Harry is still very interested in Ginny Weasly. (Aww! How cute! They Really do make a cute couple.)

Thank you Deb-lil! Not only are you a my best rater you are very good at keeping up with the chapters! Merci!

Now, please welcome chapter 3!

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"And so, young witches and wizards, be wary of rule breaking." Umbridge gave a syrupy smile. "For with the War against the Dark Lord we must be sure that you are completely safe here. I also thank you for being helpfull with the infestation of rabbitts today. And since Professor McGonagal was unable to find a teacher willing to take the Defense Against the Dark Arts position, I will be filling in until a suitable replacement has been found.

"Didn't Dobby apply for the position?" Hermione whispered into Harry's ear.

"Yep." Harry gave a sarcastic smile " And he was going to get it, to. Then Umbridge came along and issued Wizarding Decree Number 29" Harry crossed his eyes and mimicked Umbridge's syrupy voice. " The only persons that can hold teaching positions are human witches and wizards."

"That toad-head!" Ron seethed. "Not only did she ban Dobby from teaching but Hagrid too!"

"Yep." Harry glared. "Just start the feast already. Then I might feel better."

"Is the decree still posted?" Hermione asked, her head cocked.

"Yeah." Harry pushed his fingers through his messy hair. "Why?"

"Nothing special." Hermione sat back, her arms crossed. Then she stood up suddenly.

"Hermione!" Ron hissed. "What on God's green earth are you doing? You can't leave during a teacher's speech"

"Bathroom." She said simply

Harry and Ron watched as she walked over to the big doors. Umbridge was busy talking about how Professor Slughorn had helped her get her past job at the Ministry. Professor Slughorn looked as though he wanted to run from the toad-like woman and hide. Harry and Ron were almost lulled to sleep like Professor Vector, (who was snoring slightly) when Hermione returned with a satisfied look on her face.

"What did you do?" Harry raised an eyebrow.

"I got Hagrid and Dobby's job back." She hissed.

"Alright. I'm not going to ask how, because I have a feeling I don't want to know." Ron leaned back in his chair.

"… now let us begin the feast" Umbridge smiled.

"Finally!" Harry grinned.

"Delores?" McGonagal stood up.

"Yes, Minerva?" Umbridge said sweetly.

"I would like to propose a toast." McGonagal raised her glass "To Dumbledore. The best headmaster Hogwarts has ever had. Also to Sirius Black. We thank him for finding He- Who- Must- Not-Be Named's servant. May their memories never be forgotten"

"To Dumbledore and Sirius." The Great hall roared. Harry looked at Umbridge's bloated figure, a challenging look on his face.

Umbridge's face was purple with rage. Professor McGonagal had just put her two most hated enemies on a pedestal. She slowly took a sip of her red wine. Her face turned so purple it looked black. She spewed like a breaching whale, sending a shower of red wine over Professor Trelawney.

"Really!" She wiped off her large glasses. "I should have known that this would have happened if I came down here. I must go back to my tower and change my clothes." She stood up and left.

"Vinegar!" Umbridge roared, putting her glass down on the table.

"Delores!" McGonagal said in a warning tone.

"Dobby was more than happy to help me." Harry whispered to Ron with a grin on his face.

"Harry!"An anxious whisper sounded behind him. "What's going on?"

"Hey Ginny!" Harry tried not to sound to excited. "We're just plotting against our new headmistress."

"I know that. Did you like my rabbits,by the way?"

"Those we the ones that had wings, right?"Hermione asked.

"Yeah, they dropped confetti that gave you the Bat Bogey hex." Harry grinned."Those were kinda cool."

"ARRRGGG!" Umbridge yelled as the platter of food turned into a platefull of rabbit medley. Which consisted of various rabbits Dobby andother house elves were able to capture.

"This party is over!" Umbridge stormed out of the Great hall.The rest of theschool sat in stunned silence.In no more than a few minutes shouting could be heard.

"Prefects coming through." Ron pushed through the gaggle of younger students.

In front of the crowd, was a wooden table where two witches sat.

"Dotty, dear," One said to the other. " I don't belive thiswoman wishes to join us."

"Oh! But she must have a cup of tea! Agatha, I would be deeply hurt if she didn't." Dotty pushed a floweredteacup over toUmbridge.

"I will not sit with you!" Umbridge howled at the elderly witches.

"Is this what you did?" Harry raised his eyebrows.

"Of course not!" Hermioneglared.

"No one is capable of pulling this off...except for two people." Ron grinned. "Fred and George!"

"You must try the biscotti, at least!" "Agatha" pressed the tin into Umbridge's fat hands.

"First, mutated rabbits and now I ambeing attacked by old ladies woth biscotti!" Umbridge burst a gasket."I want you, your tea things, your table, and your chairs out ofthis establishment!"

"I'mhurt!You're an evil witch!"Dotty cried.

"Now look what you've done!" Agatha yelled. "Take this!" andwitha huge bang the tea table shot out hittingUmbridge in the gut. And in the confusion a firework was lit sending smoke everywhere.

"This way, mates!" Dotty croaked near Harry.

Laughing,Harry, Ron , Hermione, Ginny, Dotty, andAgatha rushed to the Gryfinndor common room.

"Polyjuice potion! Never fails!" Agathalaughed as her gray hair slowly resumed it'srd hue.

"Brother, " Dotty grinned. "You were excelent!"