Monday Night Raw
(Another Thanksgiving Bash recap played showing the Raw results which ultimately led to the crowning of the new WWE Champion, Batista. The camera then panned around the arena and then to JR and King.)
JR: We welcome you to another addition of Raw just 4 days after Thanksgiving Bash.
KING: And what a Bash it was.
JR: And boy do we have a night set up tonight. Chris Benoit vs. Shelton Benjamin, Angle vs. Flair are scheduled for tonight
YOUR TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW!
JR: And here comes the new WWE Champion.
(John Cena came out on stage with the WWE Championship in hand. The fans going wild as he quickly stepped into the ring, microphone already in his hand.)
CENA: The Champ is here!
(The fans continued to go wild.)
CENA: And let me say that it's good to finally get away from Smackdown! and bring things to Raw!
KING: That's right, good riddance to that second rate show.
CENA: Look I'm going to be honest with, McMahon, Taker; they gave me a run for my money.
(The fans began to boo.)
CENA: Vince would stop at nothing to destroy me, and that Corporate-Sell Out, Undertaker, would stop at nothing to get this title on his waist.
JR: And let me just say what a match the two of them had on Thursday.
CENA: But it's nice to know McMahon is willing to let bygones be bygones. I respect him for that. BUT HE'S STILL A CHUMP!
(The fans continued to cheer.)
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
JR: And here comes that Cerebral Assassin.
KING: The Game called Cena out after the title match on Thursday.
(Triple H already had a mic in hand and was ready to get down to business.)
HHH: I don't know who in the hell you think you are, but this isn't Smackdown! You just don't come out here and call all the shots like you're some higher power. This is the First Rate Wrestling Brand; you have to show a little class here on Raw.
KING: That's right, you tell him Hunter.
CENA: Oh blah blah blah Trips come on dawg. Honestly, you don't have to have a 20 minute talkfest every Raw.
(The fans began to cheer again.)
CENA: I know where you're getting at man, you want a match here tonight!
JR: I think we all want a match here tonight.
CENA: And all I have to say is don't sing it, just bring it!
I'M JUST A SEXY BOY!
(HBK soon came out posing to the crowd a little, the fans going wild.)
HBK: Hunter, Cena. I'm the self appointed sheriff around here, and the new law is you cannot have a WWE Title match unless the Heartbreak Kid is involved.
JR: What's he saying.
HBK: So basically let's turn this little one on one into a three way dance.
(Edge's music then went off as he came out to the ring.)
EDGE: You think you deserve a title shot? I was screwed again on Thanksgiving Bash, and if anyone should get one, it's me!
HBK: Screwed, the only thing you were screwed out of was getting a little Sweet Chin Music from yours truly.
HHH: HBK, Edge, you both had your chance last night in which you both failed. It's time for the Cerebral Assasin to show you how it's done.
CENA: Hold up, hold up, hold up! I'm not going to choose any of you for a match.
KING: He's a coward!
CENA: If we're going to do this, I want all three of you!
I'M BACK!
(Eric Bischoff then came out to the stage.)
BISCHOFF: Now hold on. Cena, this isn't Smackdown! you don't run the show around here. I'm the one who makes the executive decisions. And tonight, instead of having a barbaric brawl, we're going to have a little old school tag team match.
(The fans went wild.)
BISCHOFF: In one corner, you have John Cena and the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.
JR: Oh man what a dream team.
BISCHOFF: And in the other corner you have Triple H and Edge!
KINGS: Egos are going to rub against each other JR.
BISCHOFF: And for another announcement. I saw Smackdown on Friday, and yeah I agree Hogan was a big pick. But my pick is bigger.
KING: Bigger, who could it be?
BISCHOFF: As a matter of fact it's so big, that I decided he's going to get an Intercontinental Title Shot here tonight!
JR: Looks like we have a title match underway.
BISCHOFF: Now could you 4 please show a little decency and clear up the ring so we can get prepared for a Monday night Raw?
(The night began with La Resistance coming out to prepare for their tag team match.)
Match 1-Tag Team Match-Non Title
La Resistance vs. Regal and Tajiri
Winner: Regal and Tajiri
Results: Regal and Tajiri were getting the best of La Resistance, and like usual, they slipped out of the ring and tried to DQ themselves, Rock and Mankind however rushed down the ramp and tossed them back into the ring where Regal eventually scored the pin.
(After the match Rock and Mankind slid in the ring continuing to brawl with La Resistance. Mankind pulled out Mr. Socko and shoved it right in the throat of Grenier.)
KING: Not the sock!
(The Rock then nailed Conway with a Rock Bottom as La Resistance slid out of the ring. The Rock then grabbed a mic.)
ROCK: Rock and Sock Connection laying the Smackdown on some La Resistance ass next week for the Tag Titles. IF YA SMELL! WHAT THE ROCK
(Mankind butted in.)
MANKIND: AND SOCK
ROCK: IS COOKIN!
JR: La Resistance, Rock and Sock Connection rematch next week. Oh man, what a match it's going to be.
KING: I can't wait JR; we could have some new Tag Team Champions next week.
JR: Well up next we have some classic one on one action between Shelton Benjamin and Chris Benoit.
Match 2-Singles
Shelton Benjamin vs. Chris Benoit
Winner: Shelton Benjamin
Results: This match was indeed a hard fought battle, the two of them went back and forth nonstop, but Benjamin caught Benoit by surprise with a T-Bone suplex scoring the 1..2..3.
(After the match, Chris Benoit and Shelton Benjamin shook hands.)
JR: An excellent display of sportsmanship between these two superstars. Now we have to get backstage where Todd is with Carlito.
GRISHAM: Carlito, Bischoff announced that you would be facing his first acquisition in an Intercontinental Title match; he even said his pick would be bigger than Hogan.
CARLITO: He might be bigger than Hogan, but he definitely won't be cooler than me, Carlito. I'm the best damn WWE Intercontinental Champion ever. I'm not going to let some punk take me out.
(Carlito then walked away, but immediately came back, chewed his apple and spat in the face of Todd Grisham.)
CARLITO: Now dats cool!
(He smirked and then walked away again.)
KING: Did you hear that JR, the new guy won't be nearly as cool as Carlito.
JR: Only time will tell, but right now we have a little in ring action between Angle and Flair.
Match 3-Singles
Ric Flair vs. Kurt Angle
Winner: Kurt Angle
Results: This was probably one of the best matches of the night. Flair and Angle had an oldschool feel to it with a lot of submissions being used inbetween. Flair had the Figure Four locked on Angle, but Angle grabbed the ropes. Flair went for a kick, but Angle caught it and placed him in an Ankle Lock getting the win.
(After the match Kurt Angle grabbed a mic.)
ANGLE: Cena, you better be on the look out, because this could happen to you.
KING: Everyone wants some of Cena.
JR: Well he is the champion, it's expected, but anyways, we're about to find out Raw's first pick in only seconds.
I SPIT IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL
(Carlito came out with his usual smirk, no worries on him about Raw's first pick, he was positive he could overcome him.)
KING: Here we go JR.
(Carlito stepped into the ring waiting for his opponent.)
I'M BACK!
(Bischoff came out on stage.)
JR: Bischoff?
BISCHOFF: Now before you ask, no I'm not the Raw's number 1 pick. Allow me to introduce to Raw, the Big Show!
WELL IT'S A BIG SHOW!
JR: The Big Show, he is bigger than Hogan.
(Carlito had a gasp on his face unprepared for this match.)
KING: I don't think Carlito knew it was going to be this big.
(Big Show came out on stage as the fans went wild; he then headed down the ramp sliding into the ring, as the fourth match of the night got underway.)
Match 4-Intercontinental Championship.
Carlito© vs. Big Show
Winner: Big Show
Results: Carlito tried all the tricks in the book. He tried talking up to Big Show, hoping to avoid the match. However, Big Show wasn't having it, so it led to Carlito pulling off a lowblow and resorting to cheap tactics to take out the Big Show. Big Show however wasn't having it and surprised Carlito with a Showstopper getting the 1 2 3.
JR: We have a new Intercontinental Champion!
KING: Man what a pick Eric Bischoff pulled.
(The camera then went backstage where HHH was drinking a bottle of water as Edge walked up to him.)
EDGE: Let's get one thing straight. Just because we're partners tonight, doesn't mean we're friends.
HHH: I wouldn't have it any other way…
(The two then went face to face as Edge left heading for the stage.)
KING: Like I said earlier JR, Egos are colliding.
Main Event-Tag Team Match
HBK and John Cena vs. Edge and Triple H
JR: Here we go; this is going to be one hell of a tag team match.
(Edge and Michaels started off things in the ring. HBK immediately going to work on Edge knocking him to the ground, afterwards Cena was in the ring as he continued Michaels work on Edge.)
JR: Michaels and Cena showing no troubles as team.
(A few minutes later, HBK and HHH were the ones in the ring nailing HBK with a few knees. HBK soon found the strength to fight back and tag in Cena who immediately went after HHH. The Game however tagged Edge back in before the two could even go at it.)
JR: It looks like the Cerebral Assassin just got a case of the limber tail.
(Edge began to drop a few elbows on Cena, but Cena pushed Edge off and tagged in HBK.)
JR: A lot of good tags between HBK and Cena.
(HBK and Edge continued to battle Michaels nailing Edge with a flurry of right hands. HBK tagged Cena back in and Cena immediately went to work on Edge tossing him out of the ring.)
JR: And they spilled to the outside.
(Edge was getting tired of it however and grabbed the ring bell and nailed Cena dead in the face. The ref caught the action however and called a DQ.)
Winner: Cena and HBK.
(Edge clearly didn't give a damn for he went over to help Triple H with Michaels the two of them double teaming HBK. Triple H began to stomp on Michaels, but Edge pushed Triple H away and went to work on him.)
KING: Oh no…
(Triple H then pushed Edge away, but Edge hit The Game with a right hand, the two of them going at it.)
JR: And here we go!
(Michaels then jumped in and the three of them battled it out. Michaels and Edge tossing Triple H over the guard rail only to be battling with eachother.)
JR: I think all three of these men want a title shot and will stop at nothing to get it.
(The battle eventually went on into the backstage area no one knowing what was happening. Cena was in the ring struggling to get up when the lights went out.)
JR: What the hell?
(The lights came back on, and there he was, The Dead Man standing right in the ring.)
KING: The Undertaker!
(Cena stood up and turned around only to catch a bigboot in the face.)
JR: Dear god!
(Cena was busted wide open from the boot, and Taker kneeled down continuing to pound Cena in the face, Cena now covered in a crimson mask.)
KING: This is carnage.
(Taker then slid out of the ring and grabbed the chair that Lillian Garcia was sitting on, bringing it back into the ring.)
JR: This has to stop!
(When Cena tried to get up he got slapped by the steel chair, the Champ falling lifelessly to the mat. Eric Bischoff finally came out on stage.)
JR: Is this Bischoff's pick?
(Bischoff had a disgruntled look on his face as he pointed to the ring.)
BISCHOFF: Get him the hell out of here!
(Security guards soon flooded from the backstage area to get the Undertaker, but lunged his arm in the air, Lighting striking the ring as the apron caught on fire.)
JR: What in the hell is this?
KING: There's no way those security guards can get to Taker.
(Taker then lifted John Cena and Tombstoned him on the chair, his head bouncing clean off.)
JR: Oh man! He nearly killed Cena.
(Taker then got on the mat lifting his hand up in the air next to the lifeless Cena. The lights went back out and came back on, the ring still on fire, but Undertaker no where in sight.)
JR: If Bischoff didn't draft him then what's he doing here? Oh no, you don't think that Vince.
KING: I don't know what to think right now.
(The camera then panned on the bloody Cena as Raw went off the air.)