(An uncommon Raw Main Event recapped played at the beginning of Smackdown, showing the Undertaker beating the holy hell out of Cena. The camera then cut to the arena but was quickly cut short by none other than Vince McMahon.)

COLE: Folks, I have no idea what to say, Vince fooled us all by supposedly giving Undertaker the night off, but what really happened was Undertaker appeared at Raw and nearly killed the WWE Champion and former Smackdown! wrestler, John Cena.

TAZZ: I'm at a loss for words myself Cole, this grudge has gotten way out of hands.

COLE: And there he is, the bastard that is responsible for it all, Vince McMahon.

(Vince stepped into the ring with a rather large grin as he held a microphone in his hand.)

MCMAHON: I don't know about you people, but I'm feeling fantastic!

(The crowd immediately booed)

MCMAHON: I've never felt better in my life!

COLE: He's sick.

TAZZ: But he is our boss.

MCMAHON: The man known as John Cena is dead!

(The fans booed even louder.)

MCMAHON: While you all thought Undertaker was on vacation, I had him follow Raw. And make sure Cena wouldn't survive the night.

COLE: Look at him praising himself. He had the Corporate-Sell Out nearly kill a man for crying out loud!

MCMAHON: It couldn't have been done without this man though. So I introduce to you, The Undertaker!

(The arena almost erupted with boos as The Deadmans music hit and he came out on stage.)

COLE: All the respect I had for this man is gone after Monday night. The respect was gone after aligning himself with Vince McMahon.

(Undertaker then stepped in the ring where Vince McMahon handed him a microphone.)

UNDERTAKER: Cena…on Monday I tasted something so bitter sweet. Something that only fools can imagine. I tasted something that leaves me wanting more.

(He pauses and then looks directly into the camera.)

UNDERTAKER: I tasted your blood.

COLE: This man is sick!

TAZZ: Calm down Cole.

UNDERTAKER: After Monday night, I realized that I didn't want to end you their, I wanted it to be much grander. Something the Raw fans never deserved.

COLE: What is he talking about?

UNDERTAKER: When Vince said he wanted to end your career, I didn't want just that. I wanted to end your life.

TAZZ: Listen to him Cole, he's sick.

UNDERTAKER: Survivor Series, Cena, Buried Alive Match!

COLE: Is he serious!

UNDERTAKER: This isn't about the WWE Title; it's about killing you, making you history for Mr. McMahon.

MCMAHON: That's right.

UNDERTAKER: Cena, backstage, you always showed the most disrespect, wearing your "Ruck Fules" hat, and your little spinner title, I grew sick of it.

(The fans continued to boo.)

UNDERTAKER: And these fans ate it all up. The roof of the arena nearly ripping off whenever you entered the arena, it took you 3 years to accomplish what took most of the others 10 damn years.

COLE: He sounds bitter.

UNDERTAKER: And then you go and hurt Long, and then you disrespect Vince. If no one was going to put you in your place, then I was.

TAZZ: Undertaker letting out all this hate for Cena right here.

UNDERTAKER: So all you Cena lovers out there with your baggy jeans and your World Life hoodies. CENA IS DEAD!

(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)

UNDERTAKER: And at Survivor Series, Cena will REST IN PEACE!

I AM A REAL AMERICAN!

(The fans then went wild as Hulk Hogan came out on stage, a microphone already in his hand.)

HOGAN: Undertaker, I know you better than anyone backstage. We've had many battles. This is not the Undertaker I know brother.

COLE: You tell him.

HOGAN: The Taker I knew wouldn't listen to Vince like some little lapdog. The Taker I knew earned his respect by kicking lots of ass and taking names.

(The fans went wild.)

UNDERTAKER: Hogan, get your old ass back there before you end up like Cena.

COLE: Look at the disrespect.

HOGAN: Your seconds away from getting an old fashioned Hulkamaniac ass whoopin brother.

(Then from out of no where Randy Orton came out and attacked Hogan from behind.)

TAZZ: It's Orton!

(Orton continued the attack on Hogan stomping him on the ground. Orton then took the microphone and began to beat Hogan in the head senseless with it until Hogan busted open.)

COLE: Somebody stop this!

(Orton continued the beating and then stopped and did his usual Orton pose.)

TAZZ: Things have gone too far.

MCMAHON: Hogan, you're a trouble maker just like Cena. You like starting trouble huh?

(Orton lifted Hogan up by his bloody head.)

MCMAHON: Hogan you want to start trouble, then I'll tell you what. Tonight's main event is going to be Hulk Hogan versus The Undertaker in a no holds barred match.

COLE: You gotta be kidding me.

(The paramedics then came down to the stage tending to Hogan as Orton continued his posed slowly heading backstage.)

COLE: I hope your happy Orton. Not only did you put Batista out of commission last week, but you nearly killed Hogan.

TAZZ: I'm speechless Cole; I really have no idea what to say.

(Vince McMahon and the Undertaker then left the ring as Smackdown officially got underway.)

OHHH CHAVO!

(Soon after Chavo Guerrero came out to the stage and slid in the ring.)

COLE: Well I must admit Chavo has been on a nice winning streak since Thanksgiving Bash.

TAZZ: He has Cole, and even defeated the Cruiserweight Champion, Paul London at both Thanksgiving Bash and last week.

(Chavo then grabbed a hold of a mic.)

CHAVO: Since I have proven to Vince McMahon that I am the best Cruiserweight on Smackdown! he has made it official that tonight's match with Paul London will be a Cruiserweight Title match.

TAZZ: A Cruiserweight title match, alright, let's get this thing started then.

Match 1-Singles-Cruiserweight Championship Match

Paul London© vs. Chavo Guerrero

Winner: Chavo Guerrero

Results: It seemed as if for the most part, Chavo had control of the match, however London came back and fired at Chavo with some explosives move. It ended however when London went for the 450, missed and Chavo capitalized with a Gory Bomb, getting the win and becoming new Cruiserweight Champion.

COLE: Well, we have a new Cruiserweight Champion, but now we have to cut to Matthews who is prepared to interview Orlando Jordan.

(The camera cut backstage where Matthews was with Jordan.)

MATTHEWS: Jordan, how are you going to prepare for an opponent you don't even know?

JORDAN: What do you mean I don't even know? I've faced every Smackdown! wrestler, I'm Orlando Jordan, former and future United States Champion.

MATTHEWS: But you're fighting the next Smackdown! draft pick.

(The crowd exploded.)

JORDAN: What?

MATTHEWS: You're scheduled to fight the next draft pick, did you get the memo?

JORDAN: You know what, none of that matters right now, I'm Orlando Jordan, I can handle anything.

(Jordan then walked off heading to the ring.)

COLE: Oh boy, the next Smackdown! draft pick will be facing Orlando Jordan in only a couple of minutes.

(Jordan came out to the ring, and quickly slid in as he began running against the ropes to prepare for his unknown opponent.)

TAZZ: Oh boy Cole, I'm going nuts, who could it be?

AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NOOO!

(The fans went absolutely nuts as Shelton Benjamin came out.)

COLE: Shelton Benjamin! Shelton Benjamin! The former Intercontinental Champion is Smackdown's second draft pick!

TAZZ: Not only that, this is the United States Title Tournament Qualifier.

COLE: Oh man Shelton could claim some US gold here tonight!

Match 2-United States Title Tournament

Orlando Jordan vs. Shelton Benjamin

Winner: Shelton Benjamin

Results: This was a pretty good match for the most part. Both men were all over eachother trying to get the win, but Jordan getting far too cocky began to taunt giving Benjamin time to recover, when he turned around he got the T-Bone Suplex, giving Benjamin the victory.

COLE: What a good start for Benjamin on Smackdown!

TAZZ: I hear that Cole, Benjamin is a damn good wrestler.

(The camera then cut backstage where Vince McMahon was with Undertaker.)

MCMAHON: Tonight Undertaker, I want you to kill Hogan.

UNDERTAKER: Hogan has the tendency to stick his nose in places it doesn't belong. As much as I respect the man, it's time he learns his place here at Smackdown!

MCMAHON: Crush him Taker.

(The camera then cut back to the ring where some tag action between Hassan and Daivari and Basham Brothers was beginning to take place.)

Match 3-Non Title-Tag Team

Hassan & Daivari vs. Basham Brothers

Winner: Hassan and Daivari

Results: The match was all in all a tag team brawl. The match ended however when Daivari grabbed the ref and Hassan clocked Danny Basham with a chair stealing the win.

(The Devils Advocate came out and clapped for Hassan and Daivari as the camera panned backstage where Matthews was with Orton a bevy of boos being heard throughout the arena.)

MATTHEWS: Orton, what kind of mindset were you in when you basically went out there and nearly beat Hogan to death.

ORTON: I am the Legend Killer, and he is the Legend of all Legends…it was only natural that he went down like that, but let's not discuss that, tonight is my night. Tonight I win my qualifier against Eddie Guerrero, tonight I advance in the US Title tournament.

COLE: I hope Guerrero puts you in your place you maniac.

Match 4-United States Title Tournament

Randy Orton vs. Eddie Guerrero

Winner: Eddie Guerrero

Results: Another good match for the night. These two went at it for nearly 25 minutes, Orton was determined that his night was tonight. As a matter of fact, he was so sure that when the ref was out cold he decided to go out and grab a chair to finish off Guerrero. However when he grabbed the chair Hulk Hogan ran out and the two of them began fighting. Hogan took the chair and smashed it over Orton about 6 times. Hogan then left as Guerrero got to the top rope and nailed the frogsplash, the ref coming back to life and counting the three.

COLE: Eddie won!

TAZZ: Holy crap, I guess Hogan is ready for the main event.

COLE: Wait a minute we're getting a live feed from backstage.

(The camera cut backstage where Undertaker and Hogan had already began duking it out, Taker nailing Hogan with hard rights and lefts which opened the cut on Hogans head.)

COLE: The match hasn't even started yet.

(The two then came out on stage where Taker continued his barrage of punches, but Hogan got some life back into him and nailed Taker with some rights and lefts of his own, the fans going wild.)

(The two then advanced to the ring where the bell was officially rung.)

MAIN EVENT-NO DQ-Singles

Undertaker vs. Hulk Hogan

(Hogan continued his assault on the Undertaker in the corner, but Taker grabbed Hogan around the neck and chokeslammed him from the ring to the outside.)

COLE: Oh my god! Taker is going to kill him.

TAZZ: Remember, no DQ.

(Taker then slid to the outside of the ring where he lifted up Hogan and tossed him into the ring post. Taker then tried to follow up with a splash, but Hogan moved out of the way, Taker running right into the ring post.)

COLE: Taker getting a taste of his own medicine.

(Hogan was still out of course, but eventually got to his feet. He then ran at Taker and hit him with a furious clothesline. Taker got back up and received another clothesline. Taker got up again and received another clothesline. Hogan grabbed a chair and when Taker got back up this time he got a face full of still.)

TAZZ: I think Taker is busted open!

(Taker was indeed busted open and both men donned crimson masks. Hogan waited for him to get up again and once he did, Hogan ran at him with the chair, but to Hogan's surprise, Undertaker booted the chair into Hogans face.)

(HOLY &s HOLY &s HOLY &s)

TAZZ: Oh man!

COLE: This has got to stop.

(Taker then rolled Hogan back into the ring and went for the pin.)

COLE: It's over.

(1….2…Hogan kicks out, the crowd going nuts.)

COLE: Hogan never dies.

(Taker lifts him up, but Hogan begins to Hulk Up.)

TAZZ: He's Hulking Up!

(Taker hits him with one punch, Hogan continuing to Hulk Up. A second punch, Hogan Hulks up. A third, Hulk Reverses and nailed Taker with a barrage of right hands, Hogan then nails Undertaker with a scoop slam and signals for the Atomic Leg Drop.)

TAZZ: He's going for it!

(Orton then slid back in the ring and when Hogan ran to the ropes, Orton ran towards his direction and nailed him with an RKO.)

COLE: What the hell!

TAZZ: It's no DQ anything is legal.

(Orton then posed and slid outside the ring to grab the chair.)

(In the ring the Undertaker immediately sat up as Orton slid back into the ring with the chair. Taker lifted Hogan up and Orton clocked him over the head with the chair.)

COLE: Oh man that shot was vicious.

(Taker then cut his thumb across his neck signifying for the Tombstone.)

TAZZ: It ends here.

(Undertaker lifted Hogan up in the Tombstone, but Orton stopped him. Orton then slid the chair directly under Hogan's head.)

COLE: No, no he can't do this!

YOU'RE TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW

(The arena exploded.)

COLE: It's CENA!

(A furious Cena came out on the stage and walked down the ramp furiously, Undertaker dropping Hogan and Orton readying for Cena to step into the ring.)

COLE: Oh man things are going to explode.

(Cena slid into the ring and Orton was the first one to attack, but immediately Cena came back with some furious right hands of his own tossing Orton out to the floor. He then ran at Undertaker, but Undertaker caught him with a big boot.)

TAZZ: He nearly took Cena's head off.

(Undertaker lifted Cena, but Cena immediately pushed him off and ran out him with a furious shoulder block.)

(On the outside Orton slid back in and immediately went after Cena fighting him off of the Undertaker. Hogan however got back on his feet and slapped the chair on the back of Orton, Orton falling to the mat and sliding outside.)

COLE: Things are getting intense!

(Cena then lifted Undertaker setting him up for the F-U. Hogan stopped him and placed the chair on the mat as Cena F-Ued the Undertaker onto the chair.)

COLE: The odds have been evened.

(Hogan then ran against the ropes and hit Taker with a huge Atomic Leg Drop.)

COLE: Leg drop!

(Hogan then covered The Undertaker, the ref counting 1….2…3)

Winner: Hulk Hogan

(Undertaker slid outside of the ring as Orton helped him up, the two of them moving up the ramp. Cena then grabbed a mic.)

CENA: Undertaker! Suvivor Series, bring the shovel, and I'll do the digging, because your ass is getting Buried Alive!

COLE: Cena has accepted.

(Hogan then grabbed the mic from Cena.)

HOGAN: And while on the subject brother, Orton. You want to kill the Legend of all Legends, then how about Survivor Series brother, you and me one on one?

COLE: Oh man another Survivor Series match!

(Cena nodded as he did his usual You Can't See Me taunt, Cena raising Hogan's hand as Smackdown! went off.)

TAZZ: What a night, well we gotta go folks. You better tune in next Friday.

(Smackdown then went off the air.