(SmackDown! came on with John Cena's music playing.)
COLE: And the champ is already out here!
(Cena came out driving the same limousine that he was seen speeding off in on Monday night, the crowd popping.)
TAZZ: And he's still in that damn limo!
(Cena then came out of the driver's seat and raised his arms in the air, the fans going wild. He then moved to the back of the limo opening the door and pulling out Vince McMahon.)
COLE: He still has McMahon as a hostage!
(Cena then pulled McMahon into the ring and slid in, grabbing a mic soon afterwards.)
CENA: The champ is here!
(The crowd popped)
CENA: And looks like me and the Mr. Boss had a nice talk this week.
(The fans continued to cheer.)
CENA: And I'm not going to flap my jaws tonight, I just came out here for one thing.
(Cena then looks to Vince.)
CENA: An apology from Vince McMahon himself.
TAZZ: An apology?
COLE: He deserves one.
CENA: So, McMahon, say you're sorry for all the harassment you've been dishing out on me within these last few weeks.
(Cena then handed put the mic to McMahon's mouth.)
MCMAHON: Cena, you can go to hel…
CENA:….That's the wrong answer! And since I was expecting to here that.
(Cena then kicked Vince in the gut and lifted him up for an F-U.)
COLE: An F-U! An F-U!
(The Devil's Advocate music then played as Christian and Jindrak came down to the ring. Cena dropped McMahon released McMahon and awaited for the Advocate.)
TAZZ: Thank goodness they got out here; Cena was pretty close with that F-U.
(The Advocate waited on the outside of the ring, Cena waiting for them to get in, but Orton came out from the crowd and slid into the ring.)
COLE: Wait a minute, there's that bastard Orton!
(Cena then turned around and caught an RKO.)
COLE: Oh man, an RKO!
TAZZ: What a ploy by Christian and Jindrak!
(The Advocate then slid in the ring and began to stomp on Cena; Orton joining along with them, McMahon then grabbed a mic.)
MCMAHON: Cena, you thought this whole thing was funny huh? Well I'll tell you what, tonight; you go one on one with Randy Orton.
COLE: Oh come on, while Undertaker is getting a break he's putting Cena in a match against Orton.
TAZZ: Not true Cole, Taker had a match against Hogan.
COLE: But the odds were against Hogan, especially considering you had Orton practically on Hogan the whole match.
(The Advocate and Orton continued their beat down on Cena, McMahon's music finally hitting as Vince left the ring. The Advocate then left and soon after Orton nailed another RKO and left the ring as well.)
COLE: Another RKO!
(McMahon, Christian, Jindrak, and Randy Orton were all up at the stage of the arena as they all raised lifted their arms up all of them with cocky grins on their faces.)
COLE: What a bunch of ass kissers.
TAZZ: Well up next we start things off with a little Cruiserweight action between Spike and London Cole. And we know how the Cruiserweights of SmackDown! are.
COLE: That's right, London lost the title to Chavo last week, and I'm sure London wants a rematch.
(Spike Dudley then comes out as the first match of the night gets underway.)
MATCH 1-Non Title-Singles
Spike Dudley vs. Paul London
Winner: Paul London
Results: Spike Dudley definitely had control of the match, but London came out of nowhere with a surprise small package getting the win.
COLE: And London did it! I hope Chavo is watching this match, London wants his gold back.
TAZZ: Wait a minute Cole; we're getting something from backstage.
(The camera then cut backstage where officials were trying to break a brawl between John Cena and Randy Orton, the two exchanging punches throughout the corridor. The officials then came to pull them a part.
CENA: You want a war! I'm from the streets, I bring the war!
COLE: Oh man, you can feel the intensity within John Cena.
(The arena then cut back to the ring, the second match of the night about to start.)
CAN YOU DIG IT? SUCKA!
COLE: And here comes Booker T, getting ready for his tournament match.
TAZZ: The only problem is Cole, I have no idea who he's scheduled to fight.
COLE: Wait a minute you're right, the schedule doesn't show who Booker's opponent is tonight.
TAZZ: You don't think….
COLE: We very well could have a new draft pick.
(Booker T then got in the ring.)
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
COLE & TAZZ: EDGE!
COLE: Edge is our pick!
TAZZ: Oh man Cole, this is going to mess up Raw's triple threat.
COLE: Indeed it is Tazz, but it looks like we're in store for a good match tonight with Booker T and Edge.
MATCH 2-U.S. Title Tournament-Singles
Booker T vs. Edge
Winner: Edge
Results: The match showed off the great singles division that SmackDown! possessed. Near the end of the match, it seemed as if Booker T had the match won, but when Booker T went for the Scissors Kick, Edge moved out of the way and ran to the ropes hitting Booker T with a hard spear getting the pin.
TAZZ: What an impressive debut by Edge.
COLE: I have a feeling that heat will rise in the locker room with a cocky superstar like Edge on our roster.
TAZZ: Don't be so skeptical Cole.
(The camera then cut backstage where Rey Mysterio was shown prepping for his upcoming match against Orlando Jordan, the fans cheering.)
COLE: And there's Rey Mysterio, he may have lost the first round of the United States title tournament, but he's going to redeem himself tonight against Orlando Jordan.
(Mysterio then left the locker room, the third match getting underway.)
(Orlando Jordan's music then hit as he came to the ring with a microphone in hand, the crowd booing immediately)
JORDAN: If you people could just shut up for one second.
(The people continued to boo.)
JORDAN: No respect, you people don't actually deserve to hear this, but I promised I would tell.
COLE: What's he talking about.
JORDAN: I am proud to announce that John Bradshaw Layfield will be returning to SmackDown! next week!
(The crowd booed even louder.)
JORDAN: Not only that, JBL and I will also be participating in the SmackDown Survivor Series tag match!
TAZZ: That's huge Cole!
COLE: Just what we need, JBL to return.
WHO'S THAT JUMPIN OUT THAT SKY!
COLE: And there's Rey Mysterio, let's get the match underway.
MATCH 3-Non-Title-Singles
Orlando Jordan vs. Rey Mysterio
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Results: Rey Mysterio definitely used his speed to pick up the advantage over Jordan, and ended the match when he caught Jordan with a drop toe hold, setting him up for a 619.
(Mysterio continued to celebrate, but Jordan came back to life and quickly attacked him from behind.)
COLE: What a cheap shot.
(Jordan then posed as his music played. Jordan smiled and left the ring heading to the back.)
TAZZ: JBL is returning next week Cole.
COLE: You act like that's a good thing.
(The camera then cut backstage where Christian and Jindrak were talking.)
JINDRAK: Man just think, we're both entered in that U.S. Title Tournament.
CHRISTIAN: Yeah one of us could be the new U.S. Champion.
JINDRAK: I know I'm definitely going to beat my next opponent.
CHRISTIAN: Wait, who are you facing?
JINDRAK: I have no idea…
CHRISTIAN: What if we're facing each other….
(The two then paused for a while but then quickly smiled.)
JINDRAK: Nah, McMahon would never do that.
CHRISTIAN: You're right….
(The two then walked to the ring, the 4th match getting started.)
COLE: And here they come, the Devil's Advocate.
TAZZ: SmackDown! Tag Champs by the way.
COLE: Suck ups too while we're at it, these two actually had the audacity to act as security for Monday Night Raw.
TAZZ: Question is though, who is Jindrak's opponent?
COLE: I have no idea myself, but we're about to find out in a few minutes.
(The Crippler's Music then hit as Chris Benoit came out, the crowd popping instantly.)
COLE: WHAT! Another draft pick?
TAZZ: It's Chris Benoit Cole. It looks like we stole another top draw from Raw.
(Benoit spent no time getting into the ring as the 4th match started.)
MATCH 4-U.S. Title Tournament-Singles
Chris Benoit vs. Mark Jindrak w/ Christian
Winner: Chris Benoit
Results: Jindrak tried all the advantages in the book to defeat Chris Benoit. He tried by tossing Benoit out to let Christian get some licks on Benoit, but that didn't work. He tried using a chair, but Benoit stopped him. Christian then got on the apron but Benoit knocked him off, Jindrak then tried to get a cheap shot, but Benoit caught him with a Crossface.
COLE: And Chris Benoit has it won, he just made Jindrak tap.
TAZZ: That wasn't fair Cole, Benoit cheated.
COLE: Cheated? Cheated? You mean Christian trying to get cheap shots on Benoit for Jindrak isn't cheating.
TAZZ: No, that's different; he was just taking an advantage.
COLE: Oh, well excuse me.
TAZZ: I'm not liking that sarcasm coming from your mouth Cole.
HEY!
(Randy Orton then came out with Vince McMahon at his side, the fans booing immediately.)
TAZZ: And there he is Cole, the Legend Killer! Randy Orton.
COLE: Randy Orton is just an egotistical brat. He put Batista out of action two weeks ago with those chair shots, and helped The Undertaker beat down Hogan last week. I just hope Orton gets what's coming to him at Survivor Series. And there's that maniacal Vince McMahon.
TAZZ: Easy Cole, he's the one who writes our checks.
(Orton then posed in the ring waiting for Cena.)
YOUR TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW!
(John Cena then came out on stage to an immediate crowd pop. He raised the WWE Title high in the air as he slid into the ring.)
COLE: And folks you're seeing this right, Cena is officially a Raw superstar, but because of the whole Buried Alive ordeal he's found himself in the SmackDown! Main Event.
(Cena then held his hand out telling the ref to wait before he rings the bell. Cena then held his hand up to the ear towards the stage.)
I AM A REAL AMERICAN!
COLE: It's Hogan!
(Hulk Hogan then came out on stage another loud crowd pop as the Hulkster came to the ringside in favor of Cena.)
COLE: Looks like the odds have been evened.
(Orton immediately attacked Cena with some forearms, the match officially starting.)
MAIN EVENT-Non Title-Singles
John Cena vs. Randy Orton
(The match continued with Orton still getting the advantages with some right hands, sending Cena into the corner. Orton hit him with a chop and then whipped him into the opposite corner, Cena hitting the turnbuckle hard.)
TAZZ: This Orton is one aggressive superstar, I will say that Cole.
COLE: Orton is aggressive, but his head is so far up his ass.
(Orton then strolled over to Cena hitting him with a couple of knee strikes to the stomach of Cena, Cena hitting the mat.)
(Orton then began to stomp him and then placed his foot on his throat choking him. The ref counting to the usual 5, but Orton broke the hold at 4. The referee then got in Orton's face telling him to layoff as McMahon then stepped over to Cena who was near the apron and began to slap him across the head a couple of times.)
COLE: And look at McMahon, this is cheap.
(Hogan then came over to the other side near McMahon putting at him and shaking his head. McMahon then immediately ran to the other side of the ring.)
COLE: Come on Vince, you can attack Cena while he's down, but run from Hulk Hogan?
TAZZ: Hey Cole, Hulk Hogan is a big guy.
(Cena then got to his feet and when Orton turned around, and caught a spear from Cena.)
COLE: And Cena back in this thing!
(Cena then hit Orton with some rough punches into the face. McMahon then got on the apron, but Cena ran at him and hit him with an elbow, McMahon falling from the apron and onto the mat.)
COLE: And the boss is down!
(Cena then turned around only to catch an RKO from Orton, but Cena tossed him off Orton falling to the ground.)
TAZZ: And Cena just broke from an RKO!
(Cena then lifted Orton and nailed him with a spinning Powerbomb and then stood over Orton.)
CENA: YOU CAN'T SEE ME!
COLE: And the Five Knuckle Shuffle!
(Cena then ran to the ropes, but McMahon grabbed his foot. Cena however lifted up and smashed his hand and then ran at Orton nailing the Five Knuckle Shuffle. McMahon on the outside holding his hand.)
COLE: How'd you like that Vince!
(Cena then held his hands up signaling for the F-U.)
GONG
TAZZ: Uh-oh.
COLE: Wait a minute!
(The lights then went off and quickly came back on, The Undertaker standing face to face with Cena.)
COLE: The Corporate-Sell Out!
(Cena and Taker then began to exchange blows, Cena hitting him with a forearm and tossing him to the ropes, but Taker reversed and sent him to the ropes, Cena bouncing back only to catch a chokeslam. After the chokeslam the ref immediately called for the bell)
Winner: John Cena
COLE: Oh man!
(Hogan then slid into the ring and hit Undertaker with some right hands of his own. Taker punching back, but of course Hogan was Hulking up and the punches took no effect. Taker continued the punches, but Hogan reversed and hit him with some hard right hands. Hogan then lifted Undertaker up with a scoop slam, but when Hogan ran to the ropes, Orton ran at Hogan and caught him with an RKO.)
TAZZ: And an RKO on Hogan.
COLE: Oh man
(Taker rose back up as he and Orton began to work on Cena and Hogan.)
COLE: Look at these kiss ups, trying to soften up their opponents before Survivor Series.
(The familiar music of Batista's then hit as the World Heavyweight Champion then came out to the ring.)
COLE: Batista's back!
(Batista then charged into the ring, hitting Orton with a hard clothesline, Undertaker then went toe to toe with him, the two exchanging blows. Batista however tossed Undertaker into the ropes and nailed a huge Spinebuster on the Deadman.)
TAZZ: The Animal just exploded in that ring Cole.
(Batista then taunted in the ring, when out of nowhere, JBL ran into the ring hitting Batista with a hard Clothesline from Hell.)
TAZZ: It's JBL!
COLE: He's not supposed to be here until next week.
(JBL then lifted Batista up lifting him up in the air.)
TAZZ: JBL just lifted Batista!
(JBL then dropped Batista with a hard Powerbomb.)
COLE: A Powerbomb, that bastard JBL just dropped Batista with a Powerbomb.
(McMahon then slid in the ring, directing all the carnage, JBL lifting Hogan up as Orton kicked Hogan in the gut and nailed another RKO.)
COLE: And another RKO, look at this.
(Taker then moved over to Cena hitting him with a barrage of right hands, eventually busting Cena open.)
COLE: And Cena is bleeding, this is just sickening.
(Taker then lifted Cena up and turned him upside down, nailing a Tombstone Piledriver.)
COLE: Oh man. This is sick, just leave the damn ring!
NO CHANCE! THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT!
(Vince McMahon's music then played as he, JBL, Randy Orton, and The Undertaker left the ring. The four of them standing at the stage as all four of them raised their hands at the stage.)
COLE: Look at these four; they think they're big shots because they got some cheap shots in on those three in the ring. They will pay; I promise they will pay next week.
TAZZ: That's next week Cole. As for now folks, we gotta go, see you next Thursday.
(Smackdown then went off the air.)