Well I have decided this will not be a 1 chapter story! Thank you reviewers! Pickles to you all! Oh, and you'll be happy to here I just got TQ today and when I finish it, I'll write the Tricksters Parody. I'm considering putting all of my Tortall Parodys together. Hmmmm. I probably won't. Okay I'm gonna shut up now.
Curly- Dude WTH? We don't have any HW on the comp inless its SS wtv, yea Kel is kinda like u, at least on the kitty thing.
TaYLOR!- Yea, but I mean really how could you think a real book was called that? Anyways thnx for the idea.
Lynnika- Yea, she is. Ill be sure to tell her you said so. She'll prob take it as a compliment
peter-pan-equals-luv- yea it was, but I have to put all my randomness somewhere! PICKLES!
wildace keladry2005- really? Tell me when ur done and Ill be sure to read it!
mwahaha- crazy? We're not crazy, we're just sanely challenged .
magequeen- Yea, he is isn't he. Oh well, I just love to make fun of jon!
Strawbeby- I had me at pie too.
Me- You're mean, many! And I will eat more chikin, so there!
LadyKnightOfHollyrose- I will but it might seem kinda pointless and plotless, just to warn you.
Cede- thanks
Catri Howlman-Carthaki spy- he is retarded
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Previously on Protecter of the Coleslaw…
Kel: The coleslaw is safe and Neal ran off a cliff, my work here is done!
Creepy Voice in the Backround: Or is it…..
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Kel: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Alanna: Dude, what the crap?
Jon: Fo shizzle- ow!
Raoul: Shut up
Jon: Why is everyone so mean to me?
Alanna: Cause you suck.
Gary: Hey, people hate both of us! We can form like, a cult.
Jon: Awesome
Roger: Can I join?
Gary and Jon: No!
Alanna: AHH-
Creepy voice: ANYWAY! The coleslaw is in mortal peril!
Kel: Um, why?
Creepy voice: Cause I said so, but in order to save it you must go to…. THE PIZZA PLACE OF DOOM!
Kel: -gasp- no!
Creepy voice: just shut up and go!
AT THE CREEPY PIZZA PLACE OF DOOM! ……
Alanna: This is creepy…
Pizza guy: Welcome to THE CREEPY PIZZA PLACE OF DOOM!
Neal: I'm baaaaack.
Kel: Oh, god shot me now!
Mithros: Okay
Kel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mithros: Um, whatever…
Alanna: Okay, dude where's my coleslaw!
Kel: No it's my coleslaw!
Alanna: MINE!
Kel: MINE!
Pizza Guy: Actually, it's that dead gay guy with red hair's coleslaw.
AT LIAM'S HOUSE, OR WHATEVER….
Raoul: Liam's gay?
Alanna: You never guessed?
Jon: Fo Shizzle
Raoul: Come to think of it, its not really a surprise…
Kel: Dude, your boyfriend stole my coleslaw!
Alanna: No, JOREN's boyfriend stole MY coleslaw.
Kel: Oh, okay, isn't Liam dead though?
Liam: So?
Kel: WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY COLESLAW!
Liam: That was a question not an exclamation.
Kel: I DON'T CARE!
Alanna: Dude, why are you talking in all caps?
Kel: Um, I dunno
Liam: Has anyone seen that rabbit who stole my coleslaw?
Kel: And you couldn't have just said that before?
Liam: No
Kel: Oh, okay.
AT THE TRIX RABBIT'S WHEREVER HE LIVES
Kel: Hehehehehehehehehehehe
Alanna: Whats up with her?
Raoul: Shes on a sugar high
Alanna: ooooooooooookay…
Trix Rabbit: Finally I got my trix!
Alanna: Dude, that's not trix
Trix Rabbit: Ah! Coleslaw! COLESLAW MUST DIE!
Kel: NEVER!
Alanna: Dude, you killed the trix rabbit!
Kel: So?
Alanna: Um, I dunno
Raoul: Where do we go now?
Kel: Follow me!
THE GIANT PICKLE OF DOOM'S LAIR
Raoul: Why are we here?
Alanna: Where's Neal?
Kel: Eating pizza.
Alanna: oh, okay
Kel: Oh my god!
Alanna: What?
Kel: Can I have your autograph?
Giant Pickle of Doom: Um, okay…
Alanna: Your squire's crazy!
Raoul: And your's isn't?
Alanna: True very true
Kel: Can we have our coleslaw back?
Giant Pickle of Doom: Okay
Alanna: That was… pointless.
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Well review! Or I'm not writing more. So, yea… That was by far the most random thing I have ever typed. Oh, well I did warn you.
Pickles
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