(Another recap of SmackDown! played showing the Vince McMahon, Randy Orton, The Undertaker, and JBL standing at the stage.)
NO CHANCE! THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
(Vince McMahon came out to the ring accompanied by a heavy wave of boos from the audience.)
KING: It's the boss! He's here.
JR: Yeah after orchestrating an attack on the WWE and World Heavyweight Champions.
KING: Cena deserved it for disrespecting the boss.
JR: You really believe that don't you?
(Vince then stepped into the ring, grabbing a microphone from one of the stage hands.)
MCMAHON: Last Friday was such a memorable night. I saw Orton destroy that pain in the ass Hulk Hogan, I witnessed JBL manhandle "The Animal" Batista.
(The crowd booed as he talked about Hogan and Batista getting destroyed.)
MCMAHON: But my favorite moment, was watching Cena get busted open.
JR: What a sick sick man.
MCMAHON: I'll tell you what, I felt so good that I decided to let The Undertaker just relax at home with the wife.
(The fans began to chant "CORPORATE SELL-OUT")
MCMAHON: You people shut the hell up! You're at my show! You show me some damn respect!
JR: Look at the size of this man's ego.
MCMAHON: Now as I was saying, I gave The Undertaker a night off, Cena however, I have something planned for you.
JR: Oh what a surprise.
KING: Come on JR, Cena's the champ; he should be able to handle anything.
MCMAHON: That's right Cena, as soon as you get to this arena, you have some main event action with KURT ANGLE!
(The fans began to boo.)
YOU'RE TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW!
JR: It's Cena!
(John Cena then came out on stage, but he didn't have a mic, and he wasn't playing to his fans. He had one thing in mind, revenge; he immediately ran down the ramp and slid into the ring hitting McMahon with a flurry of rights knocking the boss right off of his feet.)
KING: See what I mean? Such disrespect!
JR: McMahon is getting what's coming to him.
(Cena continued to beat the living hell out of Vince McMahon, stomping a mudhole in him now, but finally the Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle ran down the ramp and slid into the ring nailing an Angle Slam right away on John Cena.)
KING: The American Hero Kurt Angle is here!
JR: More like the American Jackass.
(Angle then went to Cena's leg and locked in the Ankle Lock, Cena screaming for life.)
JR: Angle's going to break his leg. Cena won't even be fit for Survivor Series.
KING: He should've learned his lesson when first coming across Vince McMahon.
(Angle left it locked in until finally a group of referees came down and told him to break it up, a very devious McMahon getting up as he stomped Cena himself a couple of times.)
JR: Look at McMahon getting his cheap shots.
(Vince then grabbed a mic.)
MCMAHON: Cena! I don't give a damn if your ankles broken, you're still in a match tonight against Angle and you're still in the Buried Alive match at Survivor Series!
(McMahon then spat on Cena as he left the ring with Angle the two of them with a devilish grin as they headed backstage.)
JR: Well, looks like we have our main event planned for tonight, Angle vs. Cena. At the rate things are going, I doubt Cena will even make it to Survivor Series.
KING: And he shouldn't JR. Someone with a smart aleck attitude like Cena doesn't deserve to go anywhere.
(Trish Stratus then came out as the first match of the night, which was a Women's Championship match was about to begin.)
KING: Oh look at Trish, man I wish I could it in the ring with her for just a couple of minutes.
JR: I'm sure that's all it would take too King.
MATCH 1-Women's Championship-Singles
Trish Stratus© vs. Joy Giovanni
Winner: Joy Giovanni
Results: The first match of the night wasn't really going anywhere, of course Trish had way more experience then Joy, so she pretty much dominated the match, but Joy out of determination of winning the Women's Title grabbed the belt while the ref wasn't paying attention, and clocked Trish, getting the 3 count.
JR: That jezebel Joy, she cheated to win the Women's Championship!
KING: Oh no JR, I think Trish is hurt; I better go check on her.
JR: King I don't think mouth to mouth is necessary.
(The camera then panned backstage where Snitsky and Carlito were talking.)
CARLITO: This is cool. Benoit's over at SmackDown! we pretty much have a two on one with Big Show.
SNITSKY: Yeah, and I'm going to crush him.
CARLITO: Now dats cool.
(Carlito then nodded as they headed toward the ring.)
JR: Since Benoit got drafted to SmackDown, this sure puts Big Show in a sticky situation. Not only does he not have a partner for tonight, but he's back at square one. He has to find two more people to join his team.
I SPIT IN THE FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL!
(Carlito and Snitsky then came out to the ring with smirks on their faces. The two of them were playing it cool as they slid into the ring, waiting for the Intercontinental Champion to come out.)
WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!
(The crowd popped instantly as the Intercontinental Champion came out on stage, he also had a microphone in his hand.)
BIG SHOW: Carlito, Snitsky, I bet you're enjoying this aren't you. I bet you're glad that I don't have any partners for the Survivor Series match up.
(Carlito and Snitsky nodded.)
BIG SHOW: Well, you're wrong. As a matter of fact let me introduce to you my new partner for tonight and for the Survivor Series.
JR: What?
BIG SHOW: The 16 Time Champion, Ric Flair!
WOOOO!
JR: The Nature Boy!
(Ric Flair then came out to the stage to a bevy of pops as he and the Big Show shook hands. Ric Flair then pointed down to the ring as he and The Big Show headed for the tag team match.)
MATCH 2-Non Title-Tag Team
Carlito & Snitsky vs. Big Show & Ric Flair
Winner: Big Show & Flair
Results: Big Show used his raw power and Flair used his dirty tactics to take the advantage of this tag team match. The match ended when Show nailed Carlito with a Chokeslam and Ric Flair had Snitsky in a Figure Four at the same time.
JR: What a team Flair and Big Show make.
KING: This Survivor Series might be the best one yet!
(The camera then panned backstage where Eric Bischoff was with HBK and Triple H.)
BISCHOFF: As you know, Edge was drafted to SmackDown! making the Triple Threat null and void.
(The fans booed at the fact that the Triple Threat was cancelled.)
BISCHOFF: However, Triple H, and Michaels, you two will be in a one on one at Survivor Series for Number One contender.
(The fans then cheered again.)
BISCHOFF: But tonight, instead of facing off, you two are going to team up and go against the Tag Team Champion's, La Resistance.
(Triple H and HBK then stood toe to toe looking as if they were about to fight at any second.)
KING: Oh man JR, HBK and Triple H one on one at Survivor Series, that's going to be another good match.
JR: Indeed it is, we know how much these two hate each other.
KING: Their battles are legendary.
(The camera then panned back to the ring where The Hurricane was awaiting his opponent, Big Nasty.)
JR: So yeah, it was official, last week Eric Bischoff picked up the former XWA HardKore Champion, Big Nasty.
KING: And man is this guy Nasty, did you see what he did to Mankind last week.
JR: And I still have no idea why he chose to attack Mankind.
("The Franchise Player" Big Nasty came out to the ring and immediately began to work on Hurricane.)
MATCH 3-Non Title-Singles
Winner: Big Nasty
Results: Hurricane tried his all to keep the big man down, but Big Nasty was not going down. Hurricane jumped from the top rope and Nasty caught him and nailed a Sidewalk Slam. Big Nasty then lifted Hurricane twisted him and then dropped him right on his head, or in other words known as the Big Shot in XWA.
(Big Nasty then grabbed a microphone as he walked around the ring.)
BIG NASTY: Everyone wants to know why I did it. Why did I do it? I'll tell you why, because Mick Foley is the poster boy for Hardcore!
JR: What's he talking about.
BIG NASTY: Mick Foley, Cactus Jack, Mankind, that's all they were ever known for, for being this God of hardcore. And all of you know that I'M THE IMAGE OF HARDCORE, I'M THE DEFINITION OF HARDCORE! I'M THE FRANCHISE PLAYER!
JR: Is he serious?
BIG NASTY: Mankind, I'm on a hardcore conquest. I didn't attack you because I hate you, I attacked you because you claim to be the king of hardcore, well that's a bold face lie! NO ONE IS AS HARDCORE AS I AM AND I MEAN NO ONE!
(The fans began to boo.)
BIG NASTY: I nearly killed Terry Funk at Battlefield over at XWA. He tried to defy my rule over hardcore and look where that got him.
(The fans began to boo.)
BIG NASTY: That's right, Terry Funk, another well known hardcore wrestler got killed, shattered, smashed by the current Child of Hardcore. And well Mick, since I didn't see you making any jumps over to XWA, I decided to make the jump to WWE.
JR: What's he talking about?
BIG NASTY: Foley, you and me Survivor Series. I want you to go to that home of yours and look for that Hardcore Championship. Because the conquest has begun, and I'm coming to destroy you and take that damn belt!
JR: What?
BIG NASTY: Mick, I know you're at home trying to recuperate from that attack last week, and look I'm sorry, but at Survivor Series mark my words, you will die!
(Big Nasty then dropped the mic as he left the ring.)
KING: Oh man JR, if Mick Foley accepts, we're going to have a Hardcore Title match for the first time in years.
JR: Big Nasty is on a hardcore conquest, he's destroyed all of his competitors, and even had one hell of a match with Hardcore Legend Terry Funk at XWA's Battlefield, and I've never seen anyone as hardcore dominant as this Big Nasty. He thrives off of pain.
KING: And so does Mick Foley, let's not forget that, this is going to be one hell of a Pay Per View.
(The camera then cut backstage where HBK and Triple H were seen standing face to face.)
TRIPLE H: Stay out of my way and I'll stay out of yours. And just because we're tagging, doesn't mean we're friends.
HBK: I wouldn't have it any other way.
JR: And the tag team match is up next.
MATCH 4-Non Title-Tag Team
La Resistance vs. HBK & Triple H
Winner: La Resistance
Results: The tag team of HBK and Triple H wasn't working too well, the two argued a lot, but eventually Triple H in his never ending schemes of getting on top left the ring and left HBK by himself. La Resistance took advantage on the now handicap match, but HBK came out on top as he clotheslined Grenier out of the ring and nailed Conway with some Sweet Chin Music, but Grenier got back into the ring to break up the pin. The match continued on for several minutes, La Resistance still taking the advantage the match ended with Grenier knocking HBK out with a sleeper hold.
JR: That bastard Triple H left HBK in there to die.
KING: Triple H is playing it smart; weaken the opponent before Survivor Series. I like that strategy.
(The camera then panned backstage where Kurt Angle was heading towards the curtain getting ready for the main event.)
KING: And there he is, The Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle.
JR: Another McMahon suck up.
(Kurt Angle came out on stage, by himself, it was apparent that McMahon was watching this from backstage.)
JR: I don't even think Cena will be prepared to take on Kurt Angle tonight.
KING: It doesn't matter JR, Cena still has to wrestle.
(Angle then stood in the ring waiting for Cena.)
YOU'RE TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW!
(The crowd popped as Cena came out limping; he still had that angry look on his face the main event about to start.)
MAIN EVENT-Non Title-Singles
John Cena vs. Kurt Angle
(Angle started things off by immediately working on that ankle of Cena, viciously hitting it with some hard stops, Cena screaming in pain as he held on to that ankle. Cena soon came back however by nailing Angle with a vertical suplex, the extra weight however added effect to Cena's ankle, but he walked it off as he then lifted Angle kicked him and nailed a DDT.)
JR: And Cena back in things!
(Kurt Angle came back with a take down and then locked a Single Leg Crab on Cena continuing his attack. Kurt then grabbed Cena's ankle and went for the ankle lock, but Cena soon reversed it and kicked him off. Cena then lifted Angle and placed his legs between the top ropes.)
KING: Oh no….
(Cena then shook the ropes, Angle hollering, Cena then stopped as Angle got off holding onto his manhood. Cena then taunted to the crowd and hit Angle with a clothesline, but Angle ducked and began to kick on Cena's ankle, taking him down immediately. Angle then went for another Ankle lock, Cena hollering, but thankfully he grabbed the rope.)
JR: I don't even think Angle wants to win; he just wants to soften Cena up for Mr. McMahon.
KING: That's a good plan though.
(Angle then lifted Cena, but Cena tossed him to the ropes and ran at him with a huge shoulder block. Cena then stood over Angle.)
CENA: You can't see me!
(Cena then went to the ropes and nailed a Five Knuckle Shuffle.)
KING: No…
(Cena then went for the pin, but only got a two count, the match continuing to go on.)
JR: Cena has such determination to win this match; I believe he can get the job done.
(Angle then tried to catch Cena with a cheap shot, but Cena reversed and hit him with a right hand. Cena then tossed Angle to the ropes again, but Angle ran back and caught Cena with a school boy. Angle also tried to pull on his shorts for extra leverage, but Cena grabbed the ropes.)
JR: Look at that cheap Angle!
(Angle got up and lifted Cena; setting up for the Angle slam, but Cena slid off of his back and turned him around, nailing the F-U.)
JR: The F-U! The F-U!
(Angle was out, but when Cena nailed the F-U, his ankle felt the effect, so Cena couldn't even go for the cover, Angle eventually getting back up.)
KING: Angle focused on that leg and look what it brought him, Cena is too busy nursing his own wounds to get the pin.
(Angle soon got another schoolboy pin grabbing the shorts again, but Cena was determined to kick out and kicked out he did.)
(Angle the lifted Cena and sent him to the ropes, but Cena came back with a spear and some hard punches. He then stood up taunting to the crowd, and when Angle got up, he caught a kick and another F-U.)
JR: And another F-U.
(When Cena nailed it, not only was Angle out, but Cena was pretty much lifeless, The ref beginning the count.)
…..1
…..2
…..3
…..4
…..5
…..6
…..7
…..8
(Cena and Angle soon got up Angle running at Cena nailing a German Suplex.)
JR: Angle still working on Cena.
(Angle then lifted Cena and nailed a Snap Suplex, Angle beginning to taunt to the crowd only to receive boos Angle then pulled the straps of his singlet down, only signaling for the Ankle Lock.)
KING: And here we go JR, the match is over!
(Angle then grabbed Cena's ankle, lifting it up, but Cena flipped him over with a small cradle pin, the ref running over to the pin.)
1…
2…
3…
Winner: John Cena
JR: Cena did it! Cena did it!
KING: The ref counted way too fast.
(Cena raised his hand and slid out of the ring, as he began to limp up the ramp, the fans going wild.)
JR: He overcame the odds! Wait a minute; we're getting something from backstage.
(The camera panned backstage where there was brawl breaking out between HBK and Triple H, the two exchanged punch after punch, it was getting rather wild, but then the officials came to the scene to break it up.)
KING: What's going on back there?
JR: I don't know, but folks, we gotta go, see you next week.
(Raw then went off the air.)