Have I done a disclaimer? Oh, well, if I haven't... yeah, yeah, I don't own Bleach, now, shoo!
Let's Just Say
Chapter 2: Jonny's so Long at the Fair
"So...," Ichimaru Gin said as they left his house after saying goodbye to his mother and explaining what was happening (of course, she knew what was happening already, asI have said, they do this every weekend. But why is this weekend different? Mwahahahahaha, only I know! You'll just have to wait and see! Teehee)
He carried on, speaking to Keigo, "Why did Tatsuki kick you into me?"
"Er, oh," he suddenly blushed and put an arm behind his head, laughing (it actually looked more like crying), "N, no reason, OH LOOK!" he said a little more enthusiastically than normal, trying to change the subject,
"The fair is in town!"
Everyone turned their head to where he was pointing,
"Wait a minute, the fair is in town? Why didn't anyone tell me?" this time, Keigo really was crying.
Ichigo rolled his eyes, "Retard," he muttered, "The fair has been in town for the past month."
"Yeah, and," Ichimaru finished for him, only to be interrupted by Orihime,
"We went last week, and the week before, and the..." she fell silent, counting on her fingers, "We've been there five times already,"
"Oh," Keigo said, looking crestfallen, then hopeful, again, "I have an idea!" Tatsuki groaned, "Let's go now!"
"What the hell, boy?" Tatsuki slapped him across the head, "First you - "
"Mizuiro!" Keigo shouted hastily.
Mizuiro looked up from the pink, fluffy candy floss he was eating. He looked shifty for a moment, then turned to ignore them,
"Mizuiro!" Keigo looked confused for a moment, "Ah, he doesn't want to share with me," he stated wisely,
"It's o.k!" he said running forward, only to be stopped by a guard, who was holding out his hand. Keigo fumbled a bit in his wallet and shoved the fare for entering the fair into the guards hand,
"You don't have to share with meeeee," he slipped to a halt next to Mizuiro, they were silent for a moment. In that space, Mizuiro slid the candy floss behind his back, looking shifty once again, and everyone else had caught up with them,
"Shh," he muttered, distracted, "the aliens are coming,"
Ichigo punched Mizuiro in the nose,
"Thenks for thet", he said, back to normal, but with a strange accent, Ichigo punched him again, and was pulling back for another, when Rukia grabbed him from behind.
Taken back, he paused for a moment at the contact, then resumed, Rukia was still trying to stop him from hurting Mizuiro anymore,
"O.k! O.K! I'm fine now!"
"Good, now, let's go."
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"Oh, dear, where can dear Jonny be, oh, dear where can dear Jonny be? Jonny's so long at the fair," Keigo and his buddy, Mizuiro sang together.
Ichigo grinded his teeth in annoyance, "THOSE AREN"T THE RIGHT WORDS! BAKAS!" Ichigo stood there panting,
"Oh, yeah, and how would you know?"
Ichigo flushed the prettiest shade of red, "I have two sisters," he grunted. Everyone could see that he was lying (not about having sisters, but why he knew the song),
"Oh, look," Tatsuki said, taunting, "he's gone as red as a - "
"Don't you dare -"
STRAWBERRY!" HA, HA, HE, HE, OWWWWW!"
"That's what you get!"
"Ichigo, don't hit a girl!"
Ichigo turned at the sound of the Quincy, who was, surprisingly, also at the fair,
"I had every right to,"
Ishida whipped out a book, pushed his glasses up, and started to read, "Due to the constitution of Women's Rights, number 44, page 2103, no man may ever -"
"He's left,"
"Oh," Ishida put the book back where it had mysteriously come from, "that's too bad."
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Ichigo walked on to "The Rollercoaster of Fear"
"Che," he uttered, looking up at the miniscule track, there was no queue leading up to the ride, and Ichigo had nothing to do…
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"Where should we go next?" Orihime asked.
Everyone was silent for a moment, oblivious to the sound of a high pitched scream coming from the cheap, kiddies rollercoaster that not even the kids used.
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The "host" of the rollercoaster was extremely surprised when a teenager had come to ride it and even more so when he heard the 15 year old boy scream like a little girl. The ride was over in mere seconds,
"Never again," Ichigo said, looking slightly green. He leant over a bin and threw up. Wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, he decided to find the others.
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"There you are, Ichigo," Rukia yelled when she saw him walking towards them.
Ishida made a move to get the book out again when he received a death glare from Ichigo (A/n: now Ichigo is back to normal), Ishida gave a weak smile, and muttering things of Ichigo dropping down dead or being bitten by a werewolf, he again, put the Constitution of Rights (or whatever it's called) back into the mysterious place it lived. Along with his spare glasses, sewing kit and who knows what else…
"Let's go to the PETTING ZOOOOOOOOOO!"
Ichigo gave a disbelieving glance at his two friends and Orihime, who had all shouted that in unison.
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To many protests from Tatsuki and Ichigo, they had arrived at the petting zoo.
"Aaaw. wook at da wittle bunny wabbits, coochie –coo!" Ichigo's eye twitched at Rukia, who was, in his eyes, acting like an imbecile.
"I'm going to go look at the llama," Ishida stated as if the whole world cared. Importantly, he puffed out his chest and walked with stiff arms, legs and back,
"Wait for meeeee!"
"Me, too," Tatsuki yelled, following her auburn haired friend quickly.
They carried on walking, leaving Rukia to watch over "da wittle bunny wabbits".
Keigo and Mizuiro soon left to look at the goats. Now it was just Ichigo and Ichimaru.
"Dude, I'm so amped for tonight, it's gonna be so sick!"
"Yeah, don't forget our new song, that drumming has gotta be so hard!"
"Yeah! You have no idea," they fell silent thinking about the gig that was happening later on,
"Can't wait," Gin said,
"Yeah, you have no idea," Ichigo said again.
To save them from any awkwardness that might have come their way, the rest came back.
"Righteo," Keigo said, "let us go forward and to the gig!" he held his arm up in a fist,
"Hear, hear," was the lone reply of Mizuiro, Keigo's faithful friend.
A/n: Hello, I've got lots of things to clear up.
Firstly, if you thought this story is only about Ichimaru, it isn't, he is just part of the group. But I will try and focus on him more as he was the basis of my story. Sorry.
Secondly, Ichigo and the rollercoaster was very OOC, and never again will he be like that, unless you request it when you REVIEW! rubs hands greedily together and eyeballs pop out, then returns back to normal
Yes, please do review. C'mon, you know you want to, c'mon, press that little button that reads "Go" c'mon….please ;-)
Ichigo was quite dumb in this chapter, I'll try not to do that again. And Ichimaru and Ichigo are close friends, they might not seem like it now, but later on they will be.
Anyway, Keigo and Mizuiro were the ones who shouted with Orihime to go to the petting zoo.
Till we meet again, FuturePast