Pickup Lines
Summary: Hina/Naru. Naruto got a book filled with pickup lines. Watch him use some of them, in action, and watch the response of each unsuspecting girls!
A/n: I don't own Naruto. This story came to me when my friends and me were doing a skit in school
Hope you enjoy!
Konoha Village
One sunny morning in Konoha, our favourite ninja, Uzumaki Naruto, is walking around the village, saying hello to random villagers and in return were given either a small grunt or a glare in return.
Of course, this did not phase the loud, happy-go-lucky, optimistic ninja.
No, he had better things to do, like trying out stuff the new book he got. It was called, "How to Pick Up Girls With Words and Charms!"
Naruto spent $10 on the book, being 14 and desperate for a girl friend. What better way than to try out the book, then going around Konoha asking pretty girls? Oh look! There's one right now!
Naruto walks over to a pretty village girl about his age, light brown hair and dark green eyes. She was wearing a black t-shirt that shows the left side of her shoulders and a white skirt that reaches her knees. Pretty.
Naruto: "Girl, you must be a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you!" Naruto puts on a charming smile, like the book says.
The girl looks at him, gives him a weird look, before replying.
Girl: "Yeah, but this FINE costs too much for you! Go try and find another one, why don't you?" and the girl walks away.
Narto: "Ouch…that's harsh… but there's more pickup lines in this book! I can't let one rejection put me down!"
And so, with that thought in mind, Naruto continues going around the village before he steps in a small shopping mall, where he notices a girl with long, curly purpled hair. She was wearing a dark red tank top and short shorts, had nice pale skin too, and what a figure! And so, being Naruto, he goes walks over to the girl, passes her, and walks straight back.
Naruto: "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk pass you again?" Naruto ended with giving her the sweetest smile he can muster.
The girl with purple hair glared at Naruto, turned her head, and started to walk away, but not before saying to Naruto:
Girl 2: "You ever walk pass me again, don't stop; just keep walking!"
Wow, another rejection! Things weren't looking too good for dear Naruto!
Well, this time, Naruto was passing the training ground before he sees yet another beauty with long blue black hair tied up, white, porcelain skin, lilac eyes, a slim, body with nice curves, and wearing a cute hot pink top and white shorts.
Naruto's thoughts: 'Is that HINATA! WOW! All that training and stuff did her GOOD! I wonder what brought on this change in clothing though…?'
Well, she was another pretty girl, so Naruto approaches the cute girl that was too focused on training to notice Naruto coming towards her.
When Naruto was only a meter away, Hinata finally found out her Naruto-kun was there with her because of his chakra signature, and he was watching her train! Oh dear oh dear…
When Naruto was right behind her, Hinata stopped all she was doing, turning towards Naruto, blushing like crazy. Although she has changed, when she's near her Naruto-kun, she can't help but go back to her old way, like looking down and twiddling her fingers.
"Umm…h…hel-hello Na…Naruto-kun…" Hinata stutters, blushing even more as she stumbles over Naruto name.
Naruto had to smile at this cute way Hinata always does when he was around. It was too cute!
Naruto: "Neh, Hinata-chan! Can I have a picture of you?"
Hinata: "E…eh…EH! Ummm…W-what for…Na…Naruto…kun…?
Naruto gives her a silly grin.
Naruto: "Well, so I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas!"
Hinata didn't have anything to say to that. Her face grew redder than a tomato, and she collapsed right in front of Naruto!
Naruto: "EHH! Hinata-chan! Are you ok! Answer me!"
Hinata, in her unconscious state: 'N…Naruto-kun…wants ME for Christmas…!'
OWARI.
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