Eddy landed outside the theater. It was no longer night, but daytime, like it should have been. "Ouch. My butt's gonna...hey, I'm back! I'm alive! I'm not a poor sap covered in snow that no one cares about!"

Kevin and Nazz walked by. "...so the dork's hiding out from Christmas!" Kevin was saying. "What a loser!"

"His loss," agreed Nazz.

"Not anymore!" called Eddy. "Merry Christmas!"

"Eddy?" said Nazz, a little confused.

"Why are you so happy?" asked Marcus. "Is this a scam you dorked up?"

"Nope!" admitted Eddy. "No scams! (For now, at least!)" Jimmy walked by singing Christmas Carols. "Jimmy!"

"AAAHHH! Eddy!"

"Thanks for all the help, Jimmy!"

"Help?" squeaked Jimmy. Suddenly, Sarah ran to Jimmy's rescue. "EDDY, YOU IDIOT! LEAVE JIMMY ALONE!"

"Bug off, Sarah!" Eddy stomped inside. "I may be nice, now, but some things never change!" Inside, Eddy saw Double D dressed as Jacob Marley. "WHAT! I'm sorry I was mean to Sarah, but I'm a changed person! Really! REALLY! I DON'T WANT CHAINS!"

Edd stared at him. "Eddy, you're supposed to say that to the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come! Scrooge's state in the Marley scene is..." he flipped through the script. "...nervous but skeptical!"

"You mean you're not threatening me to change? Then what's with the suit?"

"I'm playing Marley! You disappeared somewhere, so I got on my costume while I was waiting for you."

"How long was I gone? I mean, it turned into night and everything!"

Night? It's been daylight! You were only gone a few minutes."

"The spirits did it all in a few minutes! They can do anything! Of course they can! Of course they can!"

Edd thought for a moment. "Now, let me see...we have all the props we need except for a turkey."

"I'll get one!"

"But we need to practice!"

"I've got an idea!" Eddy ran outside to find Sarah and Jimmy. "Sarah! Jimmy!"

"What do you want now?" growled Sarah.

"If you guys run out and get me a prop turkey, I'll give you...uh..." Eddy checked the script. "...half a crown!"

"But prop turkeys cost about ten dollars!" explained Jimmy.

Eddy attempted to smile. "Fine...I'll give you...t-t-ten...dollars." Sarah and Jimmy took the money and ran off to buy a prop turkey. Eddy noticed Johnny digging through the snow, still looking for Plank. "Johnny! Let me help you!" Eddy reached into the spot that he'd seen in the future where Johnny would step and pulled Plank out.

"Plank! You found him, Eddy!"

"Yeah, and I'll give you a buck for the rainforests! Wood ain't so bad."

"Thanks, Eddy!"

"You have served me well, Johnny 2x4," thought Plank to his friend. "Now kill the children. Kill them all."

"Okay, Plank! You're so full of it!"

The play soon went on, and was a huge success with the kids. The only problem was during the final scene, when the whole cast was gathered around the prop turkey. Ed was the happiest to see it, and picked it up and threw it around, shouting "Fly, turkey, fly!" The others tried to stop him, causing more chaos.

"Oh dear..." sighed Edd. "Well, God bless us, everyone!"

After that, there was a Christmas party at Nazz's house. Everyone sat at the table, eating. Ed was attempting to make conversation. "...and after my operation, they said that my liver grew three sizes that day!"

"Um, thank you for sharing that information with us, Ed," sighed Edd.

"Fly, turkey, fly!" Ed started tossing the turkey around. It was pretty much a repeat of what happened before. Eddy stood up, ignoring the chaos.

Eddy: Well, I met someone who touched my soul

And made my world brand-new...

Edd and Eddy: There's part of me

A place inside

That now belongs to you

The love we've found

Ed, Edd, and Eddy: The love we've found

We carry with us

So we're never quite alone

Everyone: The love we've found

The love we've found

The sweetest dream

That we have ever known

The love we've found

The love we've found

We carry with us

So we're never quite alone

THE END

Naturally, Eddy won't be changed forever...well, nothing's perfect. Merry Christmas!