A/n: This time I am adding Roy in for my disclaimer. Oh Roy!

Roy: She does not, will not and has not ever own/ed FullMetal Alchemist bows

TSA: Thank you. It is time for Chapter two. Pranks and Weird Sayings!

2# Pranks and Weird Sayings

Hikaru awoke just in time to see Riza bid her farewell to her dog. "Ri-chan, can I come too?" Hikaru asked acting like a four year old.

"Why?" Riza asked cocking an eyebrow.

"I just wanna come! Anyway, I have to go to the library and while I am there I could look after your dog!" she smiled innocently, and it worked.

"Fine you can come. Just no getting underfoot okay?" Riza didn't realize how stupid she was to agree.

"Understood in clear Ri-chan!" she bouncer around like an over-happy (that means hyper) child.

Riza gave up and herded them into the car. It was going to be a long day at Central HQ, and it was going to be an even longer drive. TRAFFIC BUILDS UP!

But anyway, at Central HQ (one hour later) Riza dragged herself through the door and started to work! Meanwhile, Hikaru and Hayate were outside. She then promptly tied him to a post. This didn't bother Black Hayate much as he was already asleep. She left him and ran into the mess hall. This was going to be good.

"Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls" was the first thing Roy Mustang said as he entered his office late (two hours late).

"Why is that sir?" Riza just had to ask.

"I seriously run into walls, first lieutenant" Roy said smiling. Every personnel in the room cracked up laughing. They all thought Roy was drunk again. Um… no he wasn't. He literally had been running into walls. Roy told everyone to follow him out of the door when everyone stopped laughing. They exited. First Breda was knocked unconscious by the EVIL wall. Then Falman, Fury, Havoc and Roy were (poor Roy, I just have to beat him up to prove my point) knocked out. Riza just stood there. They looked like they had been running into the walls. She wasn't knocked out, so she figured it was male stupidity. The reason she wasn't knocked out, unbeknownst to her, was that her sister/cousin had done it. And in the Mess Hall, all was not well.

FOOD FIGHT!

"Come to the dark side, we have cookies" was exactly what Hughes said as he held up a packet of cookies to throw.

"What is going on here?" Hawkeye was not so pleased with this array of strange behavior today.

"Hughes threw this spaghetti at me so I threw some jelly at him" Lieutenant Marcus Wayne (another OC, when will the madness stop!) yelled pointing an accusing finger at Hughes.

"I did not throw that spaghetti at you. All I know is that you started it by throw jelly at me" Hughes yelled triumphantly as he pointed at Marcus and stood on a table. People started staring.

"Hughes, GET OFF OF THAT TABLE!" Hawkeye began in a whisper and eventually it became a yell. "Everyone back to what you were doing!" she had calmed down a milli-tone. No-one knew who had been behind it all along because as far as everyone else knew, she was walking Black Hayate.

Hayate woke up and found himself being patted by Hikaru. He didn't mind this and went back to sleep, never to know that he was an object to the weirdest day at Central HQ or that he was the only thing that could've stopped it being so.

Hawkeye decided to have a shower as soon as she got home. It was only ten minutes away anyway. She had had the weirdest day ever at HQ. Roy had run into walls, Hughes jumped on a table, Havoc was smoking candy canes, Fury was walking a hat and Breda was scared of a doorknob. Days like that didn't usually happen at HQ. And if they did, you know they could only have weirder days to follow.

A/n: I thought this was funny. It is my first fanfic so be nice. Plus, I accept anything. FLAMES are my fave, but only that is Roy's job. Maybe I should ask him to help me bake my cookies. I used my fave random sayings too. They added just a little bit of humor don't you think? Well tell me what you think and review soon! I should update sometime this week or next. If I don't before then, Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas!

Roy: Maybe you should write an Xmas fic? Or how about updating the stories you will post soon?

A/n: Maybe later. I am going to a friends house! I get to baby sit! Oh lord, that reminds me, I have to make a list of things kids like to do!

Oh well, bye! R&R!