Roze: Sorry about the wait! I was—
Blackroze: She was too busy beating the crap out of Yami in Halo 2.
Roze: And I would have won, if he didn't run me over with the Ghost!
Yami: Anyways, on with the story, before Roze hurts me!
Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or SSBM. All I own is my OC and the pain.------------------------------------'Warp Stars, Party Balls, and Boxes, Oh my! -------------
"Ooh…now where are we?" Yami asked as he pulled the remains of the bomb-omb out of his hat.
"I don't know. Looks like a rock." Bakura said as he looked around.
"Hey guys!" Said a voice. They all looked around and saw…
"JOEY! You're here…and you're pink!" Yugi walked over to the pink ball that is Joey.
"I was waiting forever for you guys! I heard Marik's voice and I followed it. I got tired and fell asleep. That's when I saw you guys!" He said with a smile.
"M-Marik's here too?" Yami gulped. No way in hell was Yami going to spend the rest of this trip with Marik OR Bakura!
"Yup! You can go look for him if you want. I'm just going to go take another nap." Joey looked at Kaiba and growled. (Oh boy. --;)
"What's he doing here?" He growled.
"He was trapped in here with us."
Just then, Joey yawned. (OO Uh oh…)
"Hey Yami, where are you going?" Asked Roze.
"I'm not going anywhere." Yami said with a confused look. He looked down and saw that he was moving. He looked at Joey and saw that he was still yawning.
/Wow, that's a pretty big yawn/ Yami said through the link.
/Uh…Yami/
/Yes/
/Look./ Yugi pointed towards Joey. Yami gasped. A tree was uprooted and disappeared inside his mouth.
"AAAAAAAHHH!" Yami screamed and tried to grab onto something.
"HEY!" Kaiba yelled as they were pulled inside the giant black hole of death that was Joey's mouth.
After they were pulled inside, Joey closed his mouth.
"Man! That was some nap I had!"
"Joey, whatever you do, DON'T SWALLOW!" A voice was heard inside Joey.
"Hey! Sounds like somebody's talking to me!" Joey said as Roze walked toward him.
"You just swallowed Yami!" She yelled.
"You don't care about me, do you!" Said another voice.
"I care about you everyday, Seto!" She screamed.
"Hey guys? Ineed to swallow." He swallowed and burped. Everybody screamed.
"JOEY!"
"What?"
"You just swallowed Yami and Seto!" Mokuba yelled.
"I did!… Oops."
"OOPS?" Everybody tackled Joey.
"NOW I'M NEVER GOING TO GET A CHANCE TO STEAL THE PUZZLE!" Bakura cried as he started to hurt Joey. Just then, he started to moan.
"Guys? I don't feel so good…" Joey covered his mouth and ran the other way.
(Remember what Bakura said in the beginning? Well…)
"AAAAAAHH!" Joey cried as he fell into the depths of molten magma. All of a sudden, the lava started rising.
"What's that!" Mokuba screamed as he hung onto his sister's dress. Then, a monster appeared and hit the rock with its claws and disappeared into the lava again.
"Well, that was complete waste of time." Bakura grumbled under his breath.
Just then, the whole rock tipped upside down.
Mokuba, Bakura, and Yugi grabbed onto anything they could hang onto. While Roze fell to her doom, for the third time!
"Hello Bakura! I didn't know you were here too!" Said a voice.
"Marik? I thought you were over there!" Yugi pointed in the other direction. Big mistake. Yugi was now joining his friends in the pit of fire.
Meanwhile…"Give me one reason why I should send your chubby pink butt to the Shadow Realm!" Yami growled as he was lowered onto the platform.
"I couldn't help it! I was sooooo tired!" Joey whined as he was also lowered on a platform.
"But did you have to yawn? Especially in my direction?" Kaiba yelled.
"Well soooorry, Mr. I-killed-my-sister-and-brother-with-a-hammer!" He shot back.
"THAT'S IT!" Kaiba leaped towards Joey and a big dust cloud appeared. Yami sighed.
"Three…two…one…" He grabbed a nearby umbrella and opened it as the platforms disappeared.
"AAAAAHH!" Screamed Joey and Kaiba as they fell.
"See ya at the bottom!" Yami yelled at the falling pair. Just then, his umbrella broke.
"Aw damn it." He said before he fell.
To be continued…Roze: Well, that was fun.
Blackroze: -nods-
Yami: -- Why do you love torturing us?
Roze: Because you're the easiest to torture! –smirks- Anyways, sorry I haven't updated in a while. I had school. Man, I hate school. XP