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Chapter 11: The Mysterious Keyhole
"So how do we get back to the ship?" asked Sora as the walked through the tunnel that lead to the bizarre room "we got to find a save point" said Goofy "what's a save point?" Sora asked "a save point is a green circle were we can teleport back to the Gummi Ship, I don't know how they get there so don't ask" said Donald. After a few minutes they reached the bizarre room "look there the bottle" said Goofy while pointing to the bottle on top of the table "so all we got to do is climb up the table, drink that, grow large and then were home free" said Sora "guess so, well better get started" said Donald preparing to climb, Sora was always a good climber so Donald and Goofy had a hard time keeping up. Sora got to the top first, Goofy was able to make second on account of his long legs but Donald got tired on the seat "I can't make it" said Donald panting heavily "gawrsh what do we do" said Goofy "I got an idea" said Sora quietly "hey Goofy why don't we have roasted Duck for diner tonight" Sora said in a mocking manner, Donald was so pissed off at hearing this that in pure rage he climb onto the top but before he could start yelling he realized he was on the top "very funny Sora" said Donald.
When Sora and Goofy turned around they saw to his surprise the Cheshire cat "the shadows will be here soon" said the cat while doing some sort of dance "be prepared for the worst if not to bad" then as if on cue the tallest (well technically it was the smallest on the account of them being shrunk) Heartless Sora had ever seen, it had four legs which ended in two feet, it arms were long and flat like paper, it had two flaming juggling pieces and its head looked like a bunch of checker pieces on top of each other. Before Sora could get a good look at it, it whacked the trio with its flat arms sending the group flying into the chair causing it to tip and fall breaking there fall. Are heroes tried to put up a good fight the Trick Master was too tall for them to hit, during the battle the gang got an idea, Goofy through his shield like a Frisbee at the TrickMasters third head, when the Heartless let its guard down in pain Sora and Donald started pummeling it with a barrage of fire balls causing the creature to hit that thing the table uses to stand up, this caused the growth potion to fall on the floor "hurry up Sora drink it before it comes to" said Donald "no" said Sora, Donald couldn't believe what he was hearing Sora was refusing the chance to grow big and kill the TrickMaster, "Donald if I do drink it and grow big, that would be the cowards way out, sorry Donald I would much rather beat it in a fair fight" said Sora, Donald was about to protest but Goofy put his hand on Donald's shoulder "awwww phooey" said Donald "an honorable answer, I would expect nothing less of the KeyBlade master, for that I give you a gift" said the cat as he snapped his fingers (or paws) suddenly Sora's KeyBlade started to feel cold and glowed blue. At that moment the TrickMaster started to come to, Sora pointed his KeyBlade at the charging Heartless and shot out a cloud of some sort covering the giant Heartless, when it cleared the TrickMaster was a block of solid ice. Then it started cracking and pretty soon the giant ice sculptor was nothing more then a pile of broken ice and out of that pile came a glowing heart that vanished just like the one with Guard Amour.
"What a racket" said the tired voice of the doorknob "how in Wonderland is a guy supposed to get any sleep" then he yawned and in his mouth was the glowing outline of a keyhole, then on its own the KeyBlade shot a blue beam at the keyhole then a clicking sound was heard as if something was being locked then the keyhole vanished. Behind are hero's the Cheshire cat was clapping his paws "splendid, splendid your quite the hero, even I'm impressed and that's a hard thing to do" "what's with that keyhole in the doorknob's mouth" asked Sora but the Cheshire cat ignored Sora's question and continued "if your looking for Alice she's gone, of with the shadows" and with that the Cheshire cat vanished leaving are hero's in wonder.
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