Potions, as usual, was a drag.
Although it was amusing to watch harry jumping around on the backs of chairs across the classroom to get his ingredients, then hopping back. At 10:00 sharp Draco snuck into the room of requirement and sat down on a chair that was there.
Harry burst out laughing. Draco had sat in the invisible poo covered chair.
Harry fell over, still howling with laughter.
Harry was STILL laughing when 10:14 rolled around.
At 10:15 exactly, harry ceased laughing, stood up, collected his map and cloak, and put the cloak around them both and left the room and went down the hall, down the marble staircase, through the entrance hall and out onto the grounds.
"Won't the gates be locked, Potter?" Draco said, looking a bit scared.
"nope!" cried harry happily, and he started giggling. Draco looked at him funny and then dropped the cloak off his shoulders. Said invisibility cloak was then pulled completely around harry, who started running around Draco making chicken noises and poking him.
When they finally reached the gates fifteen minutes later, harry was still clucking. Surprisingly, the gates WERE open, and Draco and invisible harry went into Hogsmeade.
When they reached Honeydukes harry had calmed down a bit, and was now only softly cooing like a pigeon. Draco kicked him.
"HEY! What was that for!" harry yelled at the blonde boy.
"I always wanted to do that…"Draco mused.
"Do what?"
"kick a pigeon."
Harry gave him an indignant look, then started prodding the older boy with his nose.
"what the hell?"
"COO!" pigeon-harry yelled.
Draco ran through the window in Honeydukes, which was immediately replaced with a new pane of glass. Draco grinned, then started jumping back and fourth, smashing glass everywhere.
"harry walked through and went straight to the counter to get a couple of sacks.
Draco got two of his own, and started filling them with the most highly potent lollies in the store-penguin bombs, a lolly shaped like a tiny penguin which, upon contact with your mouth, expanded to three times its original size, then shot ice cold chocolate frog poo down your throat. Chocolate frog poo was more sugary than a handful of sugar.
While he was doing this, harry was at the barrel of every flavor beans, picking out al the good ones, and putting them in his sack. The ones he couldn't fit were transfigured into poo flavored ones.
The boys then snuck into Snape's bedroom. Snape was asleep. The operative term is WAS! The boys started eating everything in the room, including Snape.
Harry got his nose.
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i can buy sugar with them...then i can write more!