18. Telephone
"Hello?"
The voice was painfully familiar, but Ed didn't want to assume anything. Not after the last thirty times; who knew there were so many Roy Mustangs in Amestris?
"Roy…?"
A long pause followed and Ed could feel the suspiciousness even over the phone.
"Who is this?"
The hopeful note in the man's voice was proof enough and Ed could have laughed but instead just shouted, "Who the hell do you think it is? You haven't forgotten the sound of my voice already have you, you bastard?"
"Edward…?"
"Yeah, Edward. Elric. Former FullMetal Alchemist and Champion of the People Edward Elric. Now tell me your address so I can come and prove to you that you're not delusional."